https://youtu.be/mzpMhNXKt4E
(Video above released after the 3 Day War)

The sad pitiful state of america was quickly conquered by our vastly superior forces in recent months! Although the filthy Americans were noted as valiant warriors, they still fought like animals. Like the cornered vermin they were they hid in mobile trailer homes and used the feeble structures as pillboxes. Our numerous numbers advanced so quickly into American lands that Washington DC fell in 3 days, ending the short war. America is now our b*tch but they are so pitiful many months of reforming will be needed. Pray to the Supreme Leader that they will adopt our ways and have a hasty recovery. This has been, your monthly does of North Korean Propaganda.

Only true Korea is North Korea!

but you havent conquered us...

Our attacks were so swift your feeble minds couldn't see our troops.

im not talking bout merica.

im talking bout westeros.

Oh well, North Korea will eventually conquer them. First the world, then the matrix, then Narnia, then Middle Earth, THEN Westros, then the moon, then the Galaxy.

... Stormtroopers ... really.

i think LucasArts might sue you

Edited 9/4/2015 03:17:04

Hmph, cheap american company.

what about Second Conquest? or Afternoon Reform?

Never mess with the superpowers!

Stormtroopers > Romans.

It doesn't help your image that you spelled "Dose" wrong

I am pretty sure that was supposed to be like that.

I was exercising my awesome skills in the english language.

It doesn't help your image that you spelled "Dose" wrong

i don't understand ... that is spelled write ... Supreme leader changed the spelling.

that was his first action after conquering America.

Dam strait.