(Video above released after the 3 Day War)
The sad pitiful state of america was quickly conquered by our vastly superior forces in recent months! Although the filthy Americans were noted as valiant warriors, they still fought like animals. Like the cornered vermin they were they hid in mobile trailer homes and used the feeble structures as pillboxes. Our numerous numbers advanced so quickly into American lands that Washington DC fell in 3 days, ending the short war. America is now our b*tch but they are so pitiful many months of reforming will be needed. Pray to the Supreme Leader that they will adopt our ways and have a hasty recovery. This has been, your monthly does of North Korean Propaganda.
Only true Korea is North Korea!