You wake up in a Cell. Your left leg is chained to a Heavy Iron Ball. Near you, you see a Pen, a Piece of Paper, a Nail Cutting thingy, and a Dildo

A.)Use the Nail Cutting thingy
B.)Use the Dildo
C.)Use the Pen
D.)Commit Suicide

A.

You manage to cut the Chains using the Nail Cutting Thingy. You are now free, however, you are still trapped in the Cell. However, you notice that there is a loose brick within the Walls

A.)Investigate the Loose Brick
B.)Use the Nail Cutting Thingy to get out of the Cell
C.)Use the Dildo
D.)Use the Pen and Paper
E.)Commit Suicide

C

Edited 7/25/2015 03:20:58

(Good choice)

(Is this dildo clean? That's the first and most important question)

(Let's gather our bearings and check our inventory)

Congratulations, you're now a Homo!!!

A.)Investigate the Loose Brick
B.)Use the Nail Cutting Thingy to get out of the Cell
C.)Use the Pen and Paper
D.)Commit Suicide

B

You try to cut the Cell Bars but find it uncuttable. However, the Loose Brick on the Wall still sparks your Curiousity as what lies in the Loose Brick

A.)Investigate the Loose Brick
B.)Use the Pen and Paper
C.)Commit Suicide

A

You pull the Loose Brick out of the Wall, you find a Piece of Cloth wrapped in something. You open the Piece of Cloth and find 2 Keys

A.)Use one of the Keys to open the Cell Door
B.)Use the Pen and Paper
C.)Commit Suicide
D.)Use the Dildo

D

You masturbate once again... Homo

A.)Use one of the Keys to open the Cell Door
B.)Use the Pen and Paper
C.)Commit Suicide

A

You open the Cell Door using one of the keys, you see a Hallway leading up towards a Door. As you approach the Door, a Scream can be heard. You open the Door and find Total Darkness, you grab a Torch and as you hover the Torch over the Room, you see a Dead Body (looks like it just died) in a Metallic Table, some Sex Toys, a Bottle locked by a Special Lock, and a Safe

A.)Examine the Safe
B.)Examine the Dead Body
C.)Examine the Bottle
D.)Examine the Sex Toys
E.)Fuck the Dead Body
F.)Use the Sex Toys
G.)Use the Dildo
H.)Use the Pen and Paper
I.)Commit Suicide

I

(No god please no)

Edited 7/25/2015 07:00:21

You kill yourself, but suddenly, the Stairway of Heaven descends. Jesus has come and fucks you using his Magic Penis. You are resurrected and Jesus tells you that your Time hasn't come yet. Jesus then disappears and leaves you with a Note saying "Stop Masturbating using your Sex Toys you Faggot"

A.)Examine the Safe
B.)Examine the Dead Body
C.)Examine the Bottle
D.)Examine the Sex Toys
E.)Use the Pen and Paper
F.)Fuck the Dead Body

Edited 7/25/2015 07:03:30

E.... ?