Dear lord he makes a serious forum post and all of you just attack him/his clan rather than actually answer the post what is you guys' problem?

Edited 5/29/2015 20:18:11

If the Masters don't want a player who's an active, skilled, supportive teammate that's their loss.

He is not skilled by competitive standards. He's not active by competitive standards either, considering that he's not playing in the ladders, or the clan league, or any other major event. Correct those two issues, and maybe one of the top clans might take an interest.

LOL, if winning less than %40 of the time 1v1 and losing ALL your 1v1 ladder games means you are skilled, I must be a damn Warlight genius.

If TJC was ever lost for some reason I'd probably try to join one of the role-playing clans.

why do yez give ez shiz? swop stating te obvious...

Hey. . I've won a few of the ladder games, guess I'm a warlight savant.

We did answer his post. All that can be said now is :

YAPST

Only difference between Poon Squad and Masters is the logo. And humor I guess. Otherwise we're all just brothers and sisters in WarLight.

Only difference between Poon Squad and Masters is the logo. And humor I guess. Otherwise we're all just brothers and sisters in WarLight.

No.

No what forbidden?

There are quite a few differences between you and Masters.

For example, one fairly strong player tried out for Masters and was rejected. That same player laughs at the thought of trying out for Poon Squad, even knowing he'd get in and immediately be their best player

I don't know about him being our best player but if he has a good sense of humor and likes playing a lot of games he'd be honored and thrilled to join the poon squad. If he doesn't match that description he probably hates fun so we wouldn't invite him.

But again, we're all brothers in WarLight and we're all equal in Fizzer's eyes.

But again, we're all brothers in WarLight and we're all equal in Fizzer's eyes.

Nope ;)

Edited 5/30/2015 00:49:30

I hate to agree with queef, but I strongly suspect Fizzer doesn't give a fig about the average player, so we are all equal.

I hate to agree with queef, but I strongly suspect Fizzer doesn't give a fig about the average player, so we are all equal.

Nope. Consider: competitive players fight for money. Money = $$$$$ = Fizzer pays bills in real life. You really think someone who puts food on Fizzer's table is gonna be given less priority over some forum troll piggybacking off his community? If push comes to shove, Fizzer's side lies with the $$$$. ;)

Which queef and i gave to fizzer when we bought the poon squad...

But the top competitive players provide more money to fizzer than your clan does entirely.

Not to mention, many buy memberships. $15 is a crumb looking at the bigger picture. That's a nice meal at taco bell. Nothing much else.

Wait... You have to buy clans? Kind of a noob to the whole clan thing, someone plz explain.

If i could join any clan on WarLight and was accepted no matter what i would join Apex.