You know what? You won't even stop bullying him for his weight, his nationality, etc.
Greece is a country full of pigdogs that do not know how to control their own economy. They are incompetent mouthbreathers who do not know how to make a living because they are so obsessed with "the good life" that they forget what really matters. Greece is full of people who waste time building up their pensions, avoiding tax, and escaping the police, that they have turned what was once the greatest region in the entire world, into a total, and utter shambles.