(the intro is just a comedic re-creation of the opening to "Hot N*gga" by Bobby Shmurda)
Yeah, *guy breathing* uh huh,
*siren sounds again*
*guy breathing heavier, with rhythm*
Everybody tryna' be the next mudda fka',
ah-ah, *guy breathing heavier*
*lips helicopter sound*
JUNGLE BEATS, HOLLA AT ME!
You've been starting lots of shits, all you stupid hypocrites/
With your plaguing of the threads, with dissidence in your heads, ideas poisonous as lead, and provoking as a man inviting you to bed/
You see yourself as liberators, like American in World War 2, but all I see's a band of haters, a circle-jerking crew/
Hold on, let me make your entire rap for you-
I'm an intolerant bigot with cocaine up his nose, whatever fictitious hell I belong in, nobody knows!/
I'm a nazi, a supporter of Hobby Lobby, the guy who persecutes gay scout leaders, and prefers feet over meters/
I'm an inbred, a meth-head, a mush-fed, anti-Red, TEA party wing nut, I hate abortions, love extortions, media distortions, and I live in something resembling a hut/
Well at least I ain't a dick-choking, pot-smoking, frog-croaking, dumb loathing fascist who wants us all to "deal with it" when someone breaks my morale values/
Did I say moral values? Something not in your dictionary, that's right. You scream at me, "contrary" but that's an ignoramus plight/
When you say we should let go of tradition and instead focus on progression, when we're progressing just fine without this re-education/
So the next time you hear an assertion that's been said more than thrice, perhaps you should live with their opinion and never think about it more or less than twice/
I'm out homes....
Yo X c'mon man...
Yo Obie, let's go
*gun cocks, gunshot cracks in the distance*
(the ending is a re-creation of the ending of "Go To Sleep" by Eminem)