Bestiality, homosexuality, incest, child molestation... it's all sexual perversion.

Your a sexual perversion.

So is any form of sex beyond the purpose of making a child.

"But wait lawlz! What about infertile women?"

We should stone them to death, because they can't bear a child. We should do this for anyone who defies the original plan of intercourse. That way our children won't be corrupted, and they too will murder in the name of god

I don't know about colonial but we don't allow that.

If someone can't reproduce that can adopt.

Adopt a child who was most likely the offspring of a heathen???? *GASP*

*cough* doesn't matter*cough*

Oh yes it does, because that child was probably influenced by a sinner, and will grow up to become a sinner because of that. We should just kill all the orphans so that there are no more heathen babies.

*cough* not how it works at all*cough*

No you must be wrong, my god said so. He told me to spread the word that orphan babies need to die in order to make a world without sinners. This is the 1st step in his great plan to purge sin from the world. If we do not, he threatens to wipe away sin in a meteor shower that will devestate the world!

Oh so you belive in the flying spaghetti monster. Please tell me more.

Oh so you belive in the flying spaghetti monster. Please tell me more.

Welp I'm going to bed. Good night spaghetti monster man.

P1. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a being which has every perfection.
P2. Existance is a perfection.
P3. Therefore, the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists.

I understand if your mortal mind is having trouble understanding this, but trust me he exists. I am the prophet lawlz, and he has spoken to me. Please, if you have and questions about our lord and savior, ask away.

And remember...

I always thought it was a giant spider in the sky *ponder* guess I was wrong.


Regardless, why wont these threads die ._.

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A human cannot imagine the greatness of God, even if he tried.

Guys, don't indulge this, Lawlz is just using a straw-man. (And a really bad one at that...)

>A bad strawman
>Tfw Eklipse doesn't understand that this is how he sounds

Let's list some things out here Lawlz.
-I've never talked about stoning people
-Never talked about murdering orphans
-Never came here to preach hellfire and brimstone
-Not a single post you've made has remotely resembled any of mine
-You talk about religion more than I do

Yeah, it's a straw-man, and it makes you look really desperate.

Desperate for what? I don't have to prove homosexuality is fine, enough people believe it already. I just like making fun of religion.

And to take the stoning and murdering orphans literal is probably the most autistic thing you've said so far. Congrats.

And now you're making excuses for your little straw-man. "Oh well that wasn't literal.."

I just like making fun of religion.

You're just a troll then. I bet if someone came in here who likes making fun of LGBTs you'd have a different tone.

Btw, Autism joke. Stay classy Lawlz.

Edited 4/13/2015 11:49:17