Mayonnaise and Tomatoes...nuff said.


Tomatoes: Their all slimy and you can never get a perfect cut slice of tomatoe unless you sharpen your knife enough to cut through a piece of paper sideways.

Mayonnaise: This stuff just smells and taste like complete and utter ass. I have no clue why people put it on everything

Edited 3/9/2015 00:23:21

aoli is like decent mayo

Drinks:
- Tea (I still drink it because I need to drink something non-sugary and it makes water better)
- Water (some people like the taste, nothing great about it, it's just essential)

Foods:
- Mayonnaise
- McDonalds/Fast foods (something not worth it, you could make or buy better tasting and healthier options, I only have it when I have no choice)
- Porridge
- Popadoms
- Mustard

Bacon is overrated.
To be honest, I don't really like bacon that much. But I see it all over the place on iFunny and the rest of the internet.

Bacon is overrated.
To be honest, I don't really like bacon that much. But I see it all over the place on iFunny and the rest of the internet.

But... but... it's bacon... just watch this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyWN5017wD8

Lol, very funny. But even if everyone else loves bacon, don't you think it's just a bit overrated?

Bacon has a special place in my heart and arteries but it really is overdone.

Honestly, Bacon can be used in a lot of things. Personally I find it perfect on a nice burger or as a side with some eggs and toast :>


But that beer mug is just WAY too much Bacon.

overrated foods

rare beef XD

Pineapple pizza : Wtf get a fruit cup, don't put that sh** on my pizza.

Tater tots : They taste like small grenades. There's a reason Tina the fat lard doesn't eat her dinner.

Cheesecake : Looks like the proverbial cheese filled moon, tastes like the actual moon.

Responses to food-haters

Tomato : Tomato is awesome as an addition to many meals ( like bacon, though i don't like bacon ), like a burger, sandwich, salad or by itself! Add a dressing, eat it plain, shake a little salt on it and you got yourself a mouth Fiesta.


Fast Foods : Eat in moderation. I rate fast food joints by bathroom, so :

Jack-in-thr-box - Da fuq is this?
McDonald's - Make a new show called " Fast Food Rescue" on Spike.
Whataburger - Just like at your Louisiana aunt Durrdurder likes it : outhouse.
KFC - So much black everywhere, no wonder it's an African American stereotype.
Taco Bell - I won't get ebola,but i might get dysentery for a while depending on location.

Organic Food : If you're living ona budget, tough luck Buck.

Mayo : You don't want to face the mayonnaise lover swarms and hordes. Makes mongol man shake in boots and mongol horse run for the hills.

Weird i kinda have to agree about bacon. Dont get me wrong i love it but there are way better meats out there. I personally prefer breakfast sausage over it

Ketchup - just gross
baked beans - gross with a gross sauce
hotdogs - not bad but really really over-rated
anything from McDonalds - cardboard dressed up as food

Pineapple pizza : Wtf get a fruit cup, don't put that sh** on my pizza.

I second. Wonder who ever buys that...

People who really want a taste of Hawaii or wherever Pineapples are genetically modified these days:P