It's a simple game. I create a game with my Noob-proof template, "Anti-Noob Settings", then I determine if the joining player is a Noob or not.

Game 1: Noob
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4743840

Game 2: Definitely Noob
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4743908

Tell me again how good you are.

No Noob good.

Game 3: Neutral Loving Noob
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4743934

Noobsense
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4744011

Angry Noob
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4744064

Run, run as fast as you can, u cant catch me i'm the gingerbread Noob
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4744179

No Noob
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4744215

Those are some pretty unique, nonstandard settings in those games. Getting your farm on? ;)

There's lots of talented players on Warlight but not all of them act like jerks.

comment on the last game:

what the hell did ska do in france?

Being a noob probably.

It was a close match I lost. Fair play to Machiavelli.

Hispanic Clustering Noob
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4744288

Dyslexic Noob I: "Oh, the name of the game implies the settings are different?" Turn 1 surrender.
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4745459

Dyslexic Noob II: "Ok, now I know the settings, I'm back for more...noobsense. I have a foolproof plan: I can't pick Lisbon, Alexandria or Rome to get their ZERO bonuses, so I will pick the warlords directly next to them! I can't lose!" Takes Lisnon...turn 2 surrender.
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4745487

[Due to Dyslexic Noobs inability to use logic and look at the settings, all future games have a message shown in the game lobby before they join: "light fog + lower bonus values + 3 starting territories with 1 army." So there is no excuse for more noobsense.]

See No Evil Noob: "I clustered France, that army in Britain can't see me through the light fog!"
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4747514

Mr 6500-Games-Played-Therefore-I-am-No-Noob-and-can-beat-you-9-of-10-times-on-real-competitive-settings-Big-Fat-Noob, Game III (he lost the first two before this thread started in convincingly noobish fashion):
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4745500

Mr 6500-9-of-10: "Play a truly competitive game with me and I will win 9 of 10 times." His template: 2 games of Europe 1v1 (5 starts of 7 armies, NO transfer only, NO attack only, 75% luck AND 1 game of the same settings with AUTODISTRIBUTION!
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4745564 That's called an obvious counter, son.
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4745620 "Am I really so predictable?"
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4745669 Chances of victory on the autodistribute, 100%. Result, lost. "I like to really destroy those neutrals. They are more dangerous than the enemy. You never know when they might turn into a color and start attacking you."

Illiterate Noob I:
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4747649 "I should read the settings."
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4747705 "My noob picks were excellent last game, despite the low bonus values."

Confident Noob
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4747893

Somebody please create a tournament with these settings and invite me and the biggest Noob Busters in the game.

...but add cyclical orders :)

I prefer not to aid in your farming.

Get a life.

It is true. I would farm Heuyheuhei, timinator and the others. And they are worth the most points for new victories vs high levels ;)

No Noob (him) vs Me-No-Use-Math, First Turn Luck Noob (me)
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4748034

Unnecessary 3v2s Noob
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4748006

Narbonensis Noob
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4748120

light fog is boring. Takes away big part of skill (anticipating, gaining knowledge, counters)

noob talking too much
http://warlight.net/Profile?p=816809922

If I thought tigger knew who machiavelli is I would suggest this to be him. But I doubt he does. So I'm at a loss.