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Noob, No Noob: 8/26/2013 23:01:21

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It's a simple game. I create a game with my Noob-proof template, "Anti-Noob Settings", then I determine if the joining player is a Noob or not.

Game 1: Noob
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4743840
Noob, No Noob: 8/26/2013 23:07:08

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Noob, No Noob: 8/26/2013 23:13:12


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Tell me again how good you are.
Noob, No Noob: 8/26/2013 23:30:58

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No Noob good.

Game 3: Neutral Loving Noob
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4743934
Noob, No Noob: 8/26/2013 23:46:45

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Noob, No Noob: 8/27/2013 00:15:25

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Noob, No Noob: 8/27/2013 00:25:47

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Run, run as fast as you can, u cant catch me i'm the gingerbread Noob
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4744179
Noob, No Noob: 8/27/2013 00:48:04

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Noob, No Noob: 8/27/2013 07:03:52


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Those are some pretty unique, nonstandard settings in those games. Getting your farm on? ;)

There's lots of talented players on Warlight but not all of them act like jerks.
Noob, No Noob: 8/27/2013 12:18:55


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comment on the last game:

what the hell did ska do in france?
Noob, No Noob: 8/27/2013 12:28:47


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Being a noob probably.

It was a close match I lost. Fair play to Machiavelli.
Noob, No Noob: 8/27/2013 16:01:53

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Hispanic Clustering Noob
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4744288

Dyslexic Noob I: "Oh, the name of the game implies the settings are different?" Turn 1 surrender.
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4745459

Dyslexic Noob II: "Ok, now I know the settings, I'm back for more...noobsense. I have a foolproof plan: I can't pick Lisbon, Alexandria or Rome to get their ZERO bonuses, so I will pick the warlords directly next to them! I can't lose!" Takes Lisnon...turn 2 surrender.
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4745487

[Due to Dyslexic Noobs inability to use logic and look at the settings, all future games have a message shown in the game lobby before they join: "light fog + lower bonus values + 3 starting territories with 1 army." So there is no excuse for more noobsense.]

See No Evil Noob: "I clustered France, that army in Britain can't see me through the light fog!"
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4747514

Mr 6500-Games-Played-Therefore-I-am-No-Noob-and-can-beat-you-9-of-10-times-on-real-competitive-settings-Big-Fat-Noob, Game III (he lost the first two before this thread started in convincingly noobish fashion):
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4745500

Mr 6500-9-of-10: "Play a truly competitive game with me and I will win 9 of 10 times." His template: 2 games of Europe 1v1 (5 starts of 7 armies, NO transfer only, NO attack only, 75% luck AND 1 game of the same settings with AUTODISTRIBUTION!
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4745564 That's called an obvious counter, son.
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4745620 "Am I really so predictable?"
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4745669 Chances of victory on the autodistribute, 100%. Result, lost. "I like to really destroy those neutrals. They are more dangerous than the enemy. You never know when they might turn into a color and start attacking you."
Noob, No Noob: 8/27/2013 16:56:50

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Illiterate Noob I:
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4747649 "I should read the settings."
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4747705 "My noob picks were excellent last game, despite the low bonus values."
Noob, No Noob: 8/27/2013 17:16:00

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Confident Noob
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4747893

Somebody please create a tournament with these settings and invite me and the biggest Noob Busters in the game.
Noob, No Noob: 8/27/2013 17:16:38

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...but add cyclical orders :)
Noob, No Noob: 8/27/2013 17:27:11


[REGL] Pooh 
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I prefer not to aid in your farming.

Get a life.
Noob, No Noob: 8/27/2013 18:30:19

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It is true. I would farm Heuyheuhei, timinator and the others. And they are worth the most points for new victories vs high levels ;)

No Noob (him) vs Me-No-Use-Math, First Turn Luck Noob (me)
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4748034

Unnecessary 3v2s Noob
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4748006

Narbonensis Noob
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4748120
Noob, No Noob: 8/27/2013 19:29:10


Timinator • apex 
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light fog is boring. Takes away big part of skill (anticipating, gaining knowledge, counters)
Noob, No Noob: 8/27/2013 20:23:14


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Noob, No Noob: 8/28/2013 03:21:47

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If I thought tigger knew who machiavelli is I would suggest this to be him. But I doubt he does. So I'm at a loss.
Noob, No Noob: 8/28/2013 20:59:34

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OK, I made an open tournament. Prereqs: 55%, lvl 20.

Join here --> http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?TournamentID=6204
Noob, No Noob: 8/29/2013 11:07:23


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If I was going to alt/farm/make another fucking thread about how great i am then id have damn sure made all the games strat 1v1s.

Master-fucking-race.
Noob, No Noob: 8/29/2013 15:42:40

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Tigger speaks the truth. He would not be undefeated on this template like I am. Tunnel Vision Race## Limited Brain## One Size Fits All## Wanna-be## Fizzer's Darling##
Noob, No Noob: 8/30/2013 07:40:06

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I have concluded the Noob, No Noob experiment. The vast majority are noobs who do one or some of the following...

1. Don't associate the game's implicit title and explicit message in the lobby with changed settings.
2. Can't play Rome without triple picking.
3. Don't understand territory to bonus ratios.
4. Don't understand the stages of a game (grow, attack, bust).
5. Simply don't know how to play well.
Noob, No Noob: 9/3/2013 00:41:29

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^Noob
Noob, No Noob: 9/18/2013 11:15:19


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Noob, No Noob: 9/18/2013 11:25:13

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lol, winnign by boot when eh had certainly lost... lol
Noob, No Noob: 9/23/2013 02:08:27


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