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life would be a bit boring if it were all rational

Edited 10/1/2022 15:43:59

You could not have been born into the irrational or the incomprehensible

You better cut the pizza in 4 pieces cause I’m not hungry enough to eat 6.

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.

No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

You wouldn’t have won if I’d beaten you.

You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

I never said most of the things I said.

the best one liner is literally one line.


"Grover."

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It doesn't matter how many lives you save, how many diseases you cure or how many scientific breakthroughs you make; Adolf Hitler will always be more famous than you.

^^^^ You just made me spit my drink onto my keyboard

Take a minute to relax and indulge yourself in the hidden wonders of your environment.

When 900 years old you reach, look as good, you will not, hmm?

No matter how much you do, you are only responsible for yourself and yourself only.

111 watch me push someone off a cliff and not be responsible for it

If you want my comeback you’ll have to scrape it out of your mum’s teeth

Be yourself, everyone else is already taken

Age is just a number, jail is just a place

the common wtf tactic for arguing:

"I said you should go to die!" I'd yell.
"What did you say to me? Do you really want me to go to die!?" The other replies absolutely furiously.
"I didn't mean it!" I'd say it as innocently as possible while still yelling.
"Then why did you say it?!" The other would continue to yell.
"I didn't fucking say it!", I would literally scream out.
The other would be confused as heck.

"I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

who are you talking to right now? who is it you think you see? do you know how much I make a year? i mean even if i told you you wouldn't believe me. do you know what would happen if i suddenly decided to stop going into work? a business big enough to be listed on a NASDAQ goes belly up. disappears, it ceases to exist without me. so no you clearly dont know who you're talking to so let me clue you in. I am not in danger skyler I AM THE DANGER. a guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? NO I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS

That was way more than one line, Alien.

I dont care

Hey now...

You aren't in Global Chat here.

Your domain only goes SO FARRRRR