| fav one liners: 10/1/2022 15:42:30 |
rick
Level 60
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drop something fun or quirky below,
life would be a bit boring if it were all rational
Edited 10/1/2022 15:43:59
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| fav one liners: 10/1/2022 17:59:31 |
EIGBM
Level 55
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You could not have been born into the irrational or the incomprehensible
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| fav one liners: 10/1/2022 20:15:42 |
Liechtensteiner
Level 60
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You better cut the pizza in 4 pieces cause I’m not hungry enough to eat 6.
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.
I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
You wouldn’t have won if I’d beaten you.
You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
I never said most of the things I said.
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| fav one liners: 10/2/2022 19:45:47 |
Alien
Level 61
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the best one liner is literally one line.
"Grover."
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| fav one liners: 10/3/2022 16:32:40 |
pooposaur
Level 34
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peepee poo fard shid poo poo pee pee poo poo pee pee poo poo pee pee. Fard braaap fard pee pee poo pee pee poo pee pee poo poo
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| fav one liners: 10/3/2022 21:27:34 |
Darth Grover
Level 52
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^^^^ You just made me spit my drink onto my keyboard
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| fav one liners: 10/5/2022 11:42:53 |
Anavasi
Level 46
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Take a minute to relax and indulge yourself in the hidden wonders of your environment.
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| fav one liners: 10/5/2022 23:46:23 |
Groda
Level 20
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When 900 years old you reach, look as good, you will not, hmm?
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| fav one liners: 10/6/2022 05:28:07 |
111
Level 58
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No matter how much you do, you are only responsible for yourself and yourself only.
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| fav one liners: 10/7/2022 10:25:11 |
pooposaur
Level 34
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111 watch me push someone off a cliff and not be responsible for it
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| fav one liners: 10/15/2022 17:36:12 |
DanWL 
Level 63
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If you want my comeback you’ll have to scrape it out of your mum’s teeth
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| fav one liners: 10/27/2022 11:57:24 |
111
Level 58
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the common wtf tactic for arguing:
"I said you should go to die!" I'd yell.
"What did you say to me? Do you really want me to go to die!?" The other replies absolutely furiously.
"I didn't mean it!" I'd say it as innocently as possible while still yelling.
"Then why did you say it?!" The other would continue to yell.
"I didn't fucking say it!", I would literally scream out.
The other would be confused as heck.
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| fav one liners: 10/28/2022 17:32:33 |
Darth Grover
Level 52
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"I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
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| fav one liners: 10/31/2022 06:42:42 |
Alien
Level 61
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who are you talking to right now? who is it you think you see? do you know how much I make a year? i mean even if i told you you wouldn't believe me. do you know what would happen if i suddenly decided to stop going into work? a business big enough to be listed on a NASDAQ goes belly up. disappears, it ceases to exist without me. so no you clearly dont know who you're talking to so let me clue you in. I am not in danger skyler I AM THE DANGER. a guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? NO I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS
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| fav one liners: 10/31/2022 15:00:18 |
Darth Grover
Level 52
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That was way more than one line, Alien.
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| fav one liners: 11/1/2022 22:52:06 |
Darth Grover
Level 52
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Hey now...
You aren't in Global Chat here.
Your domain only goes SO FARRRRR
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