Hello all!

In recent days I, myhandisonfire, have been creating fake ReLite accounts like this one, and spamming the Warlight forums with threads like these:

http://warlight.net/Forum/Thread?ThreadID=6294
http://warlight.net/Forum/Thread?ThreadID=6295
http://warlight.net/Forum/Thread?ThreadID=6033

I have been spreading some rather sinister rumors about the ReLite clan. I will not repeat them here, but you can read the above threads to find out what I have been saying.

None of these rumors have any basis in reality. I sincerely apologise to all ReLite clan members for this. The reason for all this nonsense is that I sometimes feel lonely, and during such times, I really crave for other people's attention. Aranka gave it to me, and by insulting her I could feel mighty and important for a moment.

I specifically want to apologize to Aranka. Some of my attacks against her have been of quite personal nature and misogynistic. I also referenced a full name and multiple nude pictures associated with it, claiming them to be about Aranka. It was not true and I just thought it was a good pickup line, but now I realise how utterly childish it was. I'm sorry!!! From now on, I will search for female company in real life.

I deeply regret all the stupid things I have said in the forums about any ReLite clan member, especially about Aranka. I promise to never do it again. Should I ever again indulge in such disgraceful behavior, may Fizzer IP ban my main account (myhandisonfire) permanently.

Sincerely,
myhandisonfire

Alts within alts! It's the Altception!

This is posted by a announcer impostor. Check the account creation date. Your efforts to hurt the flagship account of ♦ ɌeLite ♦ shall be unsuccessful.

♦ ɌeLite ♦ shall triumph!

Lastly i would like to remind all you of our 14-3 win over the Relite clan.
♦ ɌeLite ♦

You impostor! Your sorry attempt to sow the seeds of confusion will not prevail!

I am the true myhandisonfire's fake ReLite account. Like I said, I am very sorry that my loneliness got a hold of me on the forums. Let us not prolong the memory of my shameful deeds any longer than necessary.

I'm sorry!!!

Sincerely
myhandisonfire

I'm starting to get confused by all this shit.

As Announcer of the single most powerful entity of warlight,

I hereby declare that myhandisonfire is completely innocent regarding the accusations made against him.
He has never created any account faking to be a member of a group of nerd children, in particular ReLite.

Lastly I would like to remind all of you of his win ratio against you (except for Luxis • apex).

the fake might at least have copied the bio....

Actually, one of the fakes did :P

oh me oh my

As I have a extreme deep insight into myhand's mind (the reason why and source of which am not cleared to reveal), the worl in general, and - as of now - cookie-flavoured ice cream, I have to announce the following:



(a) myhand might or might not announce through one or many or no account any or no information regarding, but not exclusively limited to anything related to, or not, the Relite clan, it's flock of announcers and/or any supporters of anything support-worthy in this world.

(b) the ReLite clan IS, as I suspected earlier (http://warlight.net/Forum/Thread?ThreadID=6294) nothing short of a hilarious prank, or stated in their (Relite's) own words:

"The Relite team is a bunch of goodwilling professionals
who have been up to innovative projects, developing
concept, technology and branding. Our aim is to have fun experimenting new ways of communication."
( http://www.relite.it/index.php?r=site/page&view=about )

(c) Any announcement, that - after this post - is not countered by at least 2 or 3 counter announcements by announcement accounts may be accounted for! And real.


With kind regards,
yours sincerely, Pusteblume!

Kudos to you , puste ! You'd make a very good Internet Detective !

THE DOLPHIN is most interested in joining Relite, but is afeared they are too weak for THE DOLPHIN's 86% win rate.