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Jokes!: 6/25/2013 18:04:12

Walter White 
Level 30
I'll start: Why did the duck go to rehab? He was addicted to quack!
Jokes!: 6/25/2013 18:29:42

Level 50
Why did the duck run into the street and get run over?

He saw a coyote on the other side!
Jokes!: 6/25/2013 23:29:53

Level 58
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!

Jokes!: 6/25/2013 23:48:44

Level 51
two men walked into a bar, the third one ducked
Jokes!: 6/26/2013 04:26:24

professor dead piggy 
Level 59
Seahawks 1v1 win%
Jokes!: 6/26/2013 05:57:10

Level 58
whats wrong with a nice, healthy 58% 1v1?
Jokes!: 6/26/2013 07:10:26

Level 58
I'm a modern man, digital and smoke-free; a man for the millennium.

A diversified, multi-cultural, post-modern deconstructionist; politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect.

I've been uplinked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading.

I'm a high-tech low-life. A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bi-coastal multi-tasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.

I'm new-wave, but I'm old-school; and my inner child is outward-bound.

I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer; voice-activated and bio-degradable.

I interface with my database; my database is in cyberspace; so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time I'm radioactive.

Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin' the wave, dodgin' the bullet, pushin' the envelope.

I'm on point, on task, on message, and off drugs.

I've got no need for coke and speed; I've got no urge to binge and purge.

I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar.

A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary.

A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom-feeder.

I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps.

I'm a totally ongoing, big-foot, slam-dunk rainmaker with a pro-active outreach.

A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic; out of rehab and in denial.

I've got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda.

You can't shut me up; you can't dumb me down. 'Cause I'm tireless, and I'm wireless. I'm an alpha-male on beta-blockers.

I'm a non-believer, I'm an over-achiever; Laid-back and fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home; low-rent, high-maintenance.

I'm super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built to last.

A hands-on, footloose, knee-jerk head case; prematurely post-traumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate-mail.

But I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing. A supportive, bonding, nurturing primary-care giver.

My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond, and my revenue stream has its own cash flow.

I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports.

I'm gender-specific, capital-intensive, user-friendly and lactose-intolerant.

I like rough sex; I like tough love. I use the f-word in my e-mail. And the software on my hard drive is hard-coreā€”no soft porn.

I bought a microwave at a mini-mall. I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast food in the slow lane. I'm toll-free, bite-size, ready-to-wear, and I come in all sizes.

A fully equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle.

I've been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped and vacuum-packed.

And . . . I have unlimited broadband capacity.

I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal. Lean and mean. Cocked, locked and ready to rock; rough, tough and hard to bluff.

I take it slow, I go with the flow; I ride with the tide, I've got glide in my stride.

Drivin' and movin', sailin' and spinnin'; jivin' and groovin', wailin' and winnin'.

I don't snooze, so I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty, and lunchtime is crunch time.

I'm hangin' in, there ain't no doubt;

and I'm hangin' tough.

Over and out.

RIP:George Carlin

now thats how to free style a joke lol
Jokes!: 7/13/2013 08:33:27

Level 54
What did Stalin tell Hitler when he tried to use the blitzkrieg against the Soviet Union ?
hahaha , because it's Russia , and it's almost always winter and ... haha ... nevermind .....
Jokes!: 7/15/2013 05:54:50

Clifford The Big Red Dog 
Level 37
Tiggers job.....
Jokes!: 7/15/2013 05:55:04

Clifford The Big Red Dog 
Level 37
LOL, i crack myself up
Jokes!: 7/20/2013 18:07:36

Level 43
WM and Apex are clearly the number 1 and 2 alliances
Jokes!: 7/20/2013 18:44:37

Level 59
Aranka is good at warlight.
Jokes!: 7/20/2013 18:45:59

Level 50
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