Oh, and @Spongebruce Chefhat: you are one of the shittiest posters here. So you can fuck off. Maybe some of the time that you aren't spending looking for a job, you could use to think of something funny or interesting to write here. Your copypasta is nauseating. Professional dingleberry.
Here, I have some bitter to liven up your umami.
Shittiest posters, named and shamed and quantified:
0. sexists; people who harass aranka; pseuds who use brain-dryingly stupid lines of reasoning to argue that women are inferior to men, and related nonsense. chop off your dicks and feed them to a gerbil, you don't deserve them.
1. anybody using a multiaccount to talk about how great they are. The 1v1 ladder exists, so why don't you shut the fuck up and join it. i hate you.
2. schizo/falcon/nike/yaat (it's possible that this is not the same person, but I cannot stomach the idea that there is more than one of you.)
3. joker - whoever you are, i hate you.
4. dead "the forums are terrible, how can i make them worse? by talking about how awful they are, so they become self-reflexive as well as completely worthless? yes." piggy. you can do better. i don't have much evidence for that, but i believe it.
5. myhandisonfire. yes, we get it, you are heterosexual. you are also incredibly boring.
once he told me a story about he saved somebody from being beaten up. it was actually pretty impressive, so i said, only semi-jokingly, "wow, myhand, you're my hero". he replied: "i know you're joking, but i actually am a hero." yes, i'm paraphrasing, but the way he put it was even more self-serious. it went something like:
"Negatory, x of apex, to you, I am not. But to that poor fellow, on that fateful night, I was a hero. [Stares into middle distance.]"
rescuing hateworthiness from the jaws of likeability.
6. the ReLites (they are all indistinguishable from one another, except for aranka). and pretty much anybody who is talking about clans, especially when it is myhand.
7. aranka when i'm not feeling sorry for her
8. myself, because i hate myself for even posting here.
plus i'm mean, aren't i? people will think "woah, he must have had a bad day today." but no, this is how i always feel when i read the forums. i just usually sublimate it better.
too spiteful to punctuate right now
