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Suggestions how to get rid of covid: 11/11/2021 10:28:56


καλλιστηι
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1) Put injections with vaccine on seats in Public Transport. People who sit there become vaccinated. It is suggested to put Johnson in the injection because people might not fall for the same trick twice.

2) Fill bullets with a vaccine. If somebody gets shot with this bullet, they become vaccinated. Very effective in America.

3) Soak nails and lego with a vaccine.

4) Make government pay part of the cost of beans. Make propaganda how beans are healthy. Make school kitchens serve beans every other day. More beans = more farts = more opened windows.

5) Make slapping asses legal. Even between two males. Propagates social distancing.


Do you have any other suggestions?

Edited 11/11/2021 10:30:48
Suggestions how to get rid of covid: 11/11/2021 12:06:13


Diety Emperor Cacao, God Ruler of the Universe 
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Beans are actually very cheap and healthy and good foods out there
I love making refried beans and I really don't find a reason why most of the world is starving

Like, just make some refried beans
Suggestions how to get rid of covid: 11/11/2021 20:58:55


berdan131
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Wow... You only eat refried beans? That's double the work.


I would suggest fried beans. You only need to fry once
Suggestions how to get rid of covid: 11/11/2021 21:25:25


Darth Grover
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Or you could skip the frying and just eat raw beans. Less work. More farts.
Suggestions how to get rid of covid: 11/12/2021 04:36:50

Georg Friedrich Ferdinand, Prinz von Preußen
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Hypothetically, what will happen to the human population when the vaccine proves to be fatal later in life, hypothetically?
Suggestions how to get rid of covid: 11/12/2021 05:17:01


Darth Grover
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The trees will live happily ever after with Bill Gates and Elon Musk
Suggestions how to get rid of covid: 11/12/2021 05:57:37


Loxiiv 
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coat all condoms in chilli powder

idk I think it would be funny
Suggestions how to get rid of covid: 11/12/2021 14:46:07


Player25253
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y'all ever just think of, i don't know, putting the vaccine in tranq darts? idk it might work might not
Suggestions how to get rid of covid: 11/12/2021 15:10:11


berdan131
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I am Elon Musk fanboy
Suggestions how to get rid of covid: 11/12/2021 22:45:36


Darth Grover
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I am a berden fanboy
Suggestions how to get rid of covid: 11/12/2021 22:52:45


berdan131
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ow, really?!?!?!


that's cute :3
Suggestions how to get rid of covid: 11/12/2021 23:36:26


καλλιστηι
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Hypothetically, what will happen to the human population when the vaccine proves to be fatal later in life, hypothetically?


There will be lots of kids and Africans in the world.

Edited 11/12/2021 23:36:36
Suggestions how to get rid of covid: 11/13/2021 01:57:40


Darth Grover
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Georg added an extra "hypothetically" to the sentence to make up for his lost "e"
Suggestions how to get rid of covid: 11/15/2021 23:39:33


JK_3 
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have you guys tried flushing your veins with bleach already?
Suggestions how to get rid of covid: 11/15/2021 23:46:17


Darth Grover
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Works for Keith Richards
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