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Kasparov's advice column: 9/27/2014 18:24:19


Gundisalvus 
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Ask me questions here, and you will be answered!



Question 1: Where can I find good names for alts?

Answer: Play a few Apples to Apples games. You'll find one eventually

Examples:

Steadfast Bathsalts, Dyslexic Wheelbarrow, and others

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Kasparov's advice column: 9/27/2014 18:32:32


Bane 
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Question 2: Why are you qualified to answer questions?
Kasparov's advice column: 9/27/2014 18:35:07


Green 
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This reminds me of Myhand's thread a while ago:
http://warlight.net/Forum/Thread?ThreadID=5034
Kasparov's advice column: 9/27/2014 18:36:14


MysteryManBall
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Tips of Warlight

1. If a allaimce is of 4 members , it has a 43% of splitting

2. Dont be Lawlz

3.Dont be dunb
Kasparov's advice column: 9/27/2014 21:12:26


Gundisalvus 
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Question 2: Why am I so qualified to answer questions?

Answer: Once upon a time, a great man was wandering along a road when he came upon a lesser man. The lesser man was poorly robed in garments of different shades, and he was cursed by a terrible affliction. The lesser man asked to the greater man, "Sir, what must I do to end this affliction? My life is in ruins, even my cat has abandoned me!" And the greater man thought for a moment. He raised his staff, and spoke in a mighty voice. All the heavens sang, and the lesser man was filled suddenly with renewed wisdom.


And that's why I'm qualified to answer questions.
Kasparov's advice column: 9/27/2014 21:24:25


Gundisalvus 
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Tips of Warlight

1. If a allaimce is of 4 members , it has a 43% of splitting

2. Dont be Lawlz

3.Dont be dunb



MysteryMan, get off my thread, your 27-FFA winning percentage isn't high enough.
Kasparov's advice column: 9/27/2014 22:23:56


Genghis 
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3. Why them bitches be trippin?
Kasparov's advice column: 9/27/2014 22:40:51


Gundisalvus 
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Question 3: Why them bitches be trippin?


Answer: It all began with the mighty invention of the vacuum cleaner.
Kasparov's advice column: 9/28/2014 00:43:41


Dr. Stupid 
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Question #4:
In chess, do you move the pieces...or do they move you???

Follow up question (#5?)
Have you ever touched the Queen in an inappropriate manner whilst taking your turn?
Kasparov's advice column: 9/28/2014 00:55:41


Gundisalvus 
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In chess, do you move the pieces...or do they move you???



Depends on whether or not you are driving a vehicle!




Have you ever touched the Queen in an inappropriate manner whilst taking your turn?



All I'm gonna say is, she's never complained ;)
Kasparov's advice column: 9/28/2014 08:57:47


Green 
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I'm always very moved by chess pieces..

Question 6:
Have you ever tried you blindfold-chess skills out in Warlight? I feel like if it worked it would hide the horrors of war and stop me crying myself to sleep every night.
Kasparov's advice column: 9/28/2014 09:29:19


MysteryManBall
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Question 7 :

What is string theory?
Kasparov's advice column: 9/28/2014 17:26:53


ScarlettTD 
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How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
Kasparov's advice column: 9/28/2014 19:04:45

Truck
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Hello I am new,

I really love this game but don't understand what lottery games are.\

Could somebody explain them to me?

Thanks
Kasparov's advice column: 9/28/2014 19:17:46


Green 
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Kasparov's advice column: 9/28/2014 22:36:07


Bane 
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Question 8: What? and Why? no, WHY?


ANSWER ME ERIKTHECONQ
Kasparov's advice column: 9/29/2014 00:38:32


Gundisalvus 
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I will answer the above questions soon.
Kasparov's advice column: 9/29/2014 01:27:59


Gundisalvus 
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Question 6:
Have you ever tried you blindfold-chess skills out in Warlight? I feel like if it worked it would hide the horrors of war and stop me crying myself to sleep every night.



I have, actually. It did not end well; I believe that hiding myself from the horrors of war is less than important than winning, so I have discontinued that experiment!




Question 7 :

What is string theory?



That's what violists use to kill sharks. Don't trust Wikipedia, it's wrong.




Question 8: How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?



That's a tough one. Let's assume the average road is half a mile. If the average 80-year-old person has walked a total of 110,000 miles, then 110,000 over eighty divided by four would be 27500 miles. That would be roughly how much a twenty-year-old person has walked. Assuming again that each road is half a mile long, you would need to walk through 55,000 roads.

Or you could circumvent the question altogether by stating that walking down roads has nothing to do with manhood, and that becoming "manly" is achievable through other routes. ;)




Question 9: I really love this game but don't understand what lottery games are.\

Could somebody explain them to me?



Lottery games are those annoying things you should not use.


Question 10, from Bane: What? and Why? no, WHY?


ANSWER ME ERIKTHECONQ



I might need you to be a bit more coherent before answering that XD
Kasparov's advice column: 9/29/2014 14:28:25


MysteryManBall
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Qestion 11 : What is 10 to the power of 99 × 10 to the power of 23 - 21

Edited 9/29/2014 14:28:54
Kasparov's advice column: 9/29/2014 14:34:33


Gundisalvus 
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Question 11 : What is 10 to the power of 99 × 10 to the power of 23 - 21



Answer: Do not seek power in numbers.
Kasparov's advice column: 9/29/2014 15:08:02


Bane 
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Question 21: WHY? AND DONT GIVE ME SOME BS HERE
Kasparov's advice column: 9/29/2014 15:13:37


{rp} GeneralGror
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I see what you're doing here. But can I sea the see?
Kasparov's advice column: 9/29/2014 15:19:49


Gundisalvus 
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Question 12: WHY? AND DONT GIVE ME SOME BS HERE


"Why" is an overrated question in the world of gaming. We are all here to celebrate and perpetuate our addiction to an alternate reality, so the question of "why" should actually become, "why not?". And since "why not?" is a lot more liberal-minded than a simple "why?", perhaps one could say that no reason is necessary.






Question 13: I see what you're doing here. But can I sea the see?


Until "sea" becomes a verb, no. ;)
Kasparov's advice column: 9/29/2014 15:37:42


Bane 
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Question 32: what is my middle name (its written somewhere in the forums)
Kasparov's advice column: 9/29/2014 15:41:22


Gundisalvus 
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Question 14: what is my middle name (its written somewhere in the forums)


This is an advice column, not a place where people seek factual information! I wish you the best of luck in finding your middle name; not knowing it must be very painful, I imagine.

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Kasparov's advice column: 9/29/2014 16:22:46


Bane 
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its Kasparov

Question 56circles: how do you ask a question on an advice thread knowing the person answering doesnt know your middle name? (asking for a friend)
Kasparov's advice column: 9/29/2014 16:48:58


Gundisalvus 
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Question 15: how do you ask a question on an advice thread knowing the person answering doesnt know your middle name? (asking for a friend)


That answer is a simple one. You ask using a combination of brain, hands, arms, upper torso and boredom.
Kasparov's advice column: 9/29/2014 16:50:24


MysteryManBall
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Question 16 : Can You predict the date when another thread reacehes the 1000+ posts mark?
Kasparov's advice column: 9/29/2014 16:53:01


Gundisalvus 
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Question 16 : Can You predict the date when another thread reacehes the 1000+ posts mark?



Yes.
Kasparov's advice column: 9/29/2014 17:04:43


MysteryManBall
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When kasp?
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