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1 EXT. SPACE
A long time ago in an alternative universe far, far different than our own.
A vast sea of stars serves as the backdrop for the Main Title, followed by a rollup, which crawls into infinity.
War! The Classic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Idle Lord, Count Arrow. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.
In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General SILVERHAND , has swept into the Classic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Fizzer, leader of the Galactic Senate.
As the idle Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor. . . .
PAN DOWN to reveal a Classic ATTACK CRUISER. Continue to PAN with the Cruiser as TWO JEDI STARFIGHTERS enter and head toward an enemy Battle Cruiser. TRUCK with the Jedi Fighters as they maneuver in unison, dodging flack and enemy laser fire. raffle-bot is on JK_3's ship. R4-P17 is on Z's ship. A giant space battle is revealed as the tiny Jedi ships continue their assault in a synchronous ballet.
2 INT. Z'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
Z bounces through the flack with a frown. His ship rocks violently.
3 INT. JK_3S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
JK_3 smiles as he blasts a ACTIVISON DROID DROP FIGHTER.
JK_3: There isn't a droid made that can out fly you, Master, and no other way to get to the Chancellor . . .
Z: Look out, four droids inbound . . .
4 EXT. CORUSCANT-SPACE BATTLE
The TWO JEDI FIGHTERS swerve in unison as FOUR ACTIVISON DROID DROP FIGHTERS attack. After several clever moves by the Jedi, two of the FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS collide with each other in a ball of flame.
5 INT. Z'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
Z struggles to maintain control of his ship.
Z: We've got to split them up.
JK_3: Break left, fly through the guns on that tower.
Z flies to the left of a huge tower on a Classic CRUISER. The TWO DROID DROP FIGHTERS follow.
Z: Easy for you to say . . . why am I always the bait?
JK_3: Don't worry. I'm coming around behind you.
Z deftly maneuvers around a large Starship's superstructure, but the TWO DROID FIGHTERS stay on his tail, BLASTING him with intense laser fire.
Z: JK_3, they're all over me!
JK_3: Dead ahead! Closing . . . lock onto him, raffle-bot . . .
raffle-bot BEEPS his reply as JK_3 swoops in for the kill. JK_3 BLASTS one of the DROID DROP FIGHTERS. It EXPLODES.
JK_3: (continuing, laughs) We got him, raffle-bot!
JK_3 BLASTS away at the second DROID DROP FIGHTER as raffle-bot BEEPS an angry warning.
JK_3: I copy, raffle-bot.
Z: I'm going down on the deck.
JK_3: Good idea ... I need some room to maneuver.
Z dives toward the surface of one of the larger ACTIVISON BATTLESHIPS and is forced to fly through a maelstrom of laser flack. He skims the surface, followed by the DROID DROP FIGHTER, which is followed by JK_3.
JK_3: (continuing) Cut right. Do you hear me?! Cut right. Don't let him get a handle on you. Come on, raffle-bot, lock on! Lock on!
raffle-bot BEEPS. The crosshairs merge on the DROID DROP FIGHTER.
Z: Hurry up! I don't like this!
Z flies through a narrow gap between two towers on a Battleship. The DROID DROP FIGHTER hits one of Z's wings with a laser blast, and parts of the ship go flying around Z's Astro Droid, ARFOUR.
Z: (continuing) Ouch!
R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
Z: (continuing) Don't even try to fix it, Arfour. I've shut it down.
JK_3: We're locked on ... we've got him . . .
JK_3 drops in behind the DROID DROP FIGHTER and blows him apart. raffle-bot SQUEALS with delight.
JK_3: (continuing) Yeah! We got him . . . good going, raffle-bot.
Z: Next time you're the bait . . . Now let's find the Command Ship and get on with it ...
R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
JK_3: Lock onto them, raffle-bot. Master, General SILVERHAND's ship is directly ahead.
raffle-bot BEEPS a reply, and it reads out in JK_3's cockpit.
JK_3: (continuing) The one crawling with vulture droids.
6 INT. Z'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
Z: I see it. Oh, this is going to be easy.
Ahead is a ACTIVISON CRUISER with batlike DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS stalking around on the hull. The VULTURE FIGHTERS transform into flight configuration, lift off the CRUISER, and attack the JEDI STARFIGHTERS.
JK_3: Come on, Master.
Z: Not this time. There's too much at stake. We need help. Odd Ball, do you copy?
ODD BALL: (OS) Copy, Red Leader.
Z: Mark my position and form your squad up behind me . . .
7 INT. ODD BALL'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ODD BALL: We're on your tail, General Kenobi. Set S-foils in attack position.
The protective ray shield lowers on the main hangar of the ACTIVISON CRUISER, and six new DROID TRI-FIGHTERS emerge and join the DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS heading toward the Jedi. The JEDI STARFIGHTERS extend the stability foils on the ends of their wings.
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8 INT. JK_3'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
JK_3: This is where the fun begins. Ten Vulture Droids straight ahead, coming down the left side.
raffle-bot BEEPS a worried message.
Z: Add five Tri-fighters on the right . . .
JK_3: I'm going head to head. See you.
Z: Take it easy, JK_3.
Four Clone Fighters move into formation behind the Jedi.
ODD BALL: I'm on your right, Red Leader.
raffle-bot SQUEALS as five DROID TRI-FIGHTERS pass by at high speed on the right.
Z: Five more on the right!
Four more VULTURE DROID FIGHTERS pass at high speed from the left. All hell breaks loose. Z and JK_3 continue to fly in unison, backing up each other. raffle-bot SQUEALS.
JK_3: Here we go.
The Jedi ships split up and make a quick loop around the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, ending up behind them. BLASTING away. The DROID TRI-FIGHTERS EXPLODE.
Z: I'm going high and right.
JK_3: Hang on. There are four more of them.
Z: Stay with me . . . swing back and right . . . help me engage. Back off ... Let them pass between us.
JK_3: I'm coming around. I'm coming around on your tail.
Z: All right, engage . . . and hurry. These droids are all over me like a rash.
In one incredible move, JK_3 swings in behind the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, blowing them away one by one until there is only one left. raffle-bot CHIRPS.
raffle-bot lets out a HOWL as JK_3 accelerates past the last DROID TRI-FIGHTER, slams on his brakes, flips the Fighter around, and BLASTS the Fighter from the front. raffle-bot BEEPS frantically as they fly through the debris of the destroyed ships. JK_3 looks behind him.
JK_3: How many back there. raffle-bot? (raffle-bot beeps) Three . . . (continuing) Four . . . that's not good.
Z: JK_3, you have four on your tail.
JK_3: I know. I know!
Z: Four more closing from your left.
JK_3: I know. I know!
Z: Break right and go high.
JK_3: I'm going low and left.
Z shakes his head.
Z: (to himself) He still has much to learn.
JK_3 swoops low and skims across a ACTIVISON BATTLESHIP, dodging flack as raffle-bot bounces along, trying to get out a sentence.
JK_3: Hang on, raffle-bot. Z, do you copy? I'm going to pull them through the needle . . .
Z: Too dangerous. First Jedi rule: "Survive."
JK_3: Sorry, no choice. Come down here and thin them out a little.
Z drops in behind the DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS chasing JK_3. ARFOUR BEEPS to Z.
Z: Just keep me steady . . . hold on ... not yet. . . now break left.
Z fires as he swings across the back of the VULTURE DROIDS, BLASTING four of them away. JK_3 heads for a trench along the surface of one of the ACTIVISON Battleships. He flies into the trench, which ends in a conning tower with a small slit between two main struts.
Z: (continuing) You'll never get through there, JK_3. It's too tight.
raffle-bot BEEPS nervously.
JK_3: Easy, raffle-bot . . . we've done this before.
Z: Use the Force, think yourself through, the ship will follow.
raffle-bot SQUEALS in a panic. On the view screen raffle-bot's squeal reads out, "WE'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE IT."
JK_3: Wrong thought, raffle-bot.
JK_3 slips through the narrow gap. The trailing VULTURE DROID FIGHTERS CRASH.
JK_3: (continuing) I'm through.
Z continues to fire on the VULTURE DROID FIGHTERS, driving them into the EXPLOSION.
A CLONE fighter is hit and explodes, spewing debris. The CLONE PILOT spins off into space.
Finally, Z peels off and swings around, pulling up alongside JK_3. CLONE FIGHT SQUAD SEVEN battles the DROIDS.
ODD BALL: Master Skywalker, There are too many of them, what are we going to do.
CLONE PILOT 2: I'm on your wing. Break left. Break left. They're all over me. Get them off my . . .
JK_3: I'm going to go help them out!
Z: No, no! They are doing their job so we can do ours. Head for the Command Ship!
Another CLONE fighter is hit, bursts into flames, and spins off into space. A VULTURE DROID FIGHTER raises its head to locate its target and fires missiles at them.
JK_3: Missiles! Pull up!
JK_3 and Z break right and left, and the missiles follow them. JK_3 does a barrel roll spin, causing the missiles following him to collide and EXPLODE. Two missiles continue to chase Z. He banks sharply to the right, then to the left, causing one of the missiles to overshoot.
Z: They overshot us . . .
The second missile streaks next to Z's Fighter and EXPLODES. Z's ship rocks, and R-4, SCREAMS as the Starfighter rips through the explosion. Debris flies all around them.
JK_3: They're coming around!
Z: All right, Arfour. No, no. Nothing too fancy.
JK_3: Surge all power units. raffle-bot! Stand by the reverse thrusters.
JK_3 spins his starfighter. The missiles spin and collide.
JK_3: We got 'em. raffle-bot!
Two missiles continue to track Z.
Z: Flying is for droids.
Suddenly, Z shudders, and his ship starts to plummet toward the surface of the ACTIVISON Cruiser. The trailing missiles fly into what looks like debris, and detonate. Five silver balls fly out of the debris and attach themselves to the ship. The balls pop open, revealing SMALL LAWYERS that begin to crawl across the surface like spiders.
Z: (continuing) I'm hit! JK_3?
JK_3: I see them . . . LAWYERS.
The LAWYERS crawl across Z's ship and start to tear it apart. SPARKS ERUPT where the LAWYERS break into the wiring. One of the LAWYERS goes after ARFOUR.
Z: Arfour, be careful. You have one . . .
ARFOUR's head gets ripped off and flies away.
Z: Oh dear. They're shutting down all the controls.
JK_3: Move to the right so I can get a clear shot at them.
Z: The mission. Get to the Command Ship. Get the Chancellor! I'm running out of tricks here.
JK_3 moves into position just off Z's left side and angles his ship so his guns are pointing at the DROIDS crawling over Z's Starfighter. JK_3 fires and vaporizes the TWO LAWYERS, along with the left wing of Z's ship.
Z: (continuing) In the name of ...
JK_3: Steady . . . steady . . .
Z: JK_3, hold your fire . . . hold your fire. You're not helping here.
JK_3: I agree, bad idea. Swing right . . . ease over . . . steady . . .
Z: Wait . . . wait . . . I can't see a thing! My cockpit's fogging. They're all over me, JK_3.
JK_3: Move to the right.
Z: Hold on, JK_3. You're going to get us both killed! Get out of here. There's nothing more you can do.
JK_3: I'm not leaving without you, Master.
JK_3 moves his ship next to Z's and tries to physically knock the LAWYERS off. There are five left. He manages to get one off, but badly dents Z's ship in the process. One of the LAWYERS tears apiece off of the front of Z's ship. Flames burst out, and more smoke billows out, obscuring the Jedi's view.
JK_3 knocks off three of the LAWYERS and the fourth crawls out onto JK_3's ship and starts attacking raffle-bot. raffle-bot fights the LAWYER.
Z: Blast it ... I can't see . . . my controls are gone.
JK_3: Get 'em, raffle-bot. Watch out!
Z: raffle-bot, hit the LAWYER's center eye.
raffle-bot extends an arm and aims a stream of electric riggery at the swerving LAWYER. The LAWYER is hit squarely in the eye and falls off the ship.
JK_3: Yeah, you got him!
Z: Great, raffle-bot.
JK_3: Stay on my wing . . . the General's Command Ship is dead ahead. Easy . . . pull up ... Head for the hangar.
Z: Have you noticed the shields are still up?
JK_3: Oh?!? Sorry, Master.
JK_3 streaks ahead of Z's disintegrating Jedi Fighter and blasts the shield generator. It SPARKS and EXPLODES.
Z: Oh, I have a bad feeling about this.
9 INT. MAIN HANGAR-ACTIVISON CRUISER
The shield door drops away, and Z crashes on the deck of the hangar bay, engulfed in a FANTAIL OF SPARKS. A set of blast doors starts SLAMMING shut across the hangar opening, as material is sucked into space.
JK_3 maneuvers around the oncoming junk and flies into the hangar just as the blast doors SLAM shut.
Z ignites his light saber and cuts his way out of the cockpit. He jumps dear just as his ship EXPLODES. BATTLE DROIDS rush at him from all directions.
JK_3 jumps out of his ship and cuts his way through the BATTLE DROIDS to where Z is fighting. raffle-bot pops out of the ship and follows JK_3.
Z: raffle-bot, locate the Chancellor.
JK_3: Tap into the ship's computers.
They cut down the last of the droids and follow raffle-bot over to a computer wall socket. The two JEDI fight off FOUR MORE DROIDS as raffle-bot tries to find the Chancellor. Finally, a HOLOGRAM of the ACTIVISON ship appears.
Z: The Chancellor's signal is coming from right there. The observation platform at the top of that spire.
JK_3: I sense Count Arrow . . .
Z: I sense a trap.
JK_3: Next move?
Z: Spring the trap.
The JEDI start to leave; raffle-bot follows. The JEDI stop and turn to raffle-bot.
JK_3: raffle-bot, go back. I need you to stay with the ship.
Z: Here, take this, and wait for orders.
Z tosses the comlink to raffle-bot.
10 INT. BRIDGE-ACTIVISON CRUISER
GENERAL SILVERHAND enters the bridge of the ACTIVISON cruiser followed by his TWO BODYGUARDS. He walks to the front of the bridge and stands in front of the NEIMOIDIAN CAPTAIN.
GENERAL SILVERHAND: What's the situation, Captain?
CAPTAIN: TWO Jedi have landed in the main hangar bay.
GENERAL SILVERHAND: Just as Count Arrow predicted.
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11 INT. HANGAR-ACTIVISON CRUISER
JK_3 and Z head for the elevator. A door opens in the hallway and two of GENERAL SILVERHAND's BODYGUARDS confront the JEDI.
BODYGUARD I: General Kenobi, JK_3 Skywalker. We've been waiting for you.
Z: We are here to relieve you of Chancellor Fizzer, not join him.
As a dozen more droids join the group, the JEDI ignite their lightsabers and stand back-to-back.
Z: JK_3. . .
JK_3 and Z use their lightsabers and cut a large circle in the floor.
12 INT. GENERATOR ROOM-ACTIVISON CRUISER
The TWO JEDI cut their way down several floors into a large generator room. Huge EXPLOSIONS outside the ship have caused several large pipes overhead to break, and fluid is spewing everywhere. The Jedi get up and turn off their light sabers. JK_3 dips his hand into the fluid and sniffs it.
Z: . . . fuel. The slightest charge from our sabers will send this ship into oblivion. That's why they've stopped shooting.
JK_3: Well then, we're safe for the time being.
Z: Your idea of safe is not the same as mine.
They run, EXPLOSIONS rattle the ship, and pipes continue to burst around them, spilling more fuel into the hallway. At the far end, SIX SUPER BATTLE DROIDS drop into the fuel. The SOUNDS OF SHIELD DOORS CLOSING AND LOCKING ECHO throughout the hallway. They pass several large power generators, which are topped with SPARKING excess power dischargers.
JK_3: They're sealing this section off.
Z: Six droids coming our way!
The last of the DOORS CAN BE HEARD CLOSING in the distance.
JK_3: Keep moving. There must be vents . . . This way.
They move along a wall. JK_3 climbs up the side to a small vent. The fuel gets closer to the SPARKING dischargers.
Z: We'll never get through that. It's too small!
They move toward a second vent. Z is swimming in the fuel as it reaches to within a couple yards of the ceiling. JK_3 feels along the ceiling and finds another smaller vent. He closes his eyes and tries to sense an opening, then he moves on. Z is forced into hand-to-hand combat with one of the SUPER BATTLE DROIDS. It pulls the Jedi under the fuel. Just before he is about to drown, Z disables the SUPER BATTLE DROID by pushing him into an exhaust pipe.
The fuel is up to the Jedi's chins. JK_3 finds a very, very small metal grate, then pounds on it until the tiny grate breaks loose.
JK_3: I found our escape vent.
Z: JK_3, this is no time for jokes. We're in serious trouble here.
JK_3: Only in your mind. My Master. Look, no structure. . . .
JK_3 grabs the side of the tiny hole and gives it a big yank, ripping a large panel loose revealing a "man-sized" work shaft. They scramble through it as the DROIDS swim closer.
13 INT. VENT SHAFT-ACTIVISON CRUISER
The TWO JEDI pull themselves through the narrow vent shaft until they reach a small hatch in the side of the tube.
JK_3: Here's a way out.
As the SUPER BATTLE DROIDS reach the opening in the ceiling and the fuel gets to within a few feet of the power generator sparks, the JEDI work the keyboard on the pressure lock, opening the latch.
14 INT. SMALL PASSAGEWAY-ACTIVISON CRUISER
The TWO JEDI climb into a small passageway and slam the hatch shut. They make their way through the ever-shrinking shaft until they reach the end.
15 INT. HALLWAY-ACTIVISON CRUISER
A hatch opens in one of the main hallways of the ACTIVISON Cruiser, and the JEDI squeeze out, SLAMMING the hatch. Behind them, JK_3 seals the hatch with his laser sword.
Z: That won't hold when the fuel hits those power dischargers.
JK_3: The blast will break the hull. This side's pressurized.
Z: You still have much to learn, JK_3.
16 INT. VENT SHAFT-ACTIVISON CRUISER
The SUPER BATTLE DROIDS climb up the vent shaft. SUPER BATTLE DROID R77 and SEVERAL OTHER DROIDS wait in the generator room as the fuel continues to rise toward the power discharger.
SUPER BATTLE DROID R77: I have a bad feeling about this.
17 INT. GENERATOR ROOM-ACTIVISON CRUISER
The fuel hits the SPARKING power discharger, and there is a HUGE EXPLOSION.
18 EXT. ACTIVISON CRUISER-BATTLE
A GREAT EXPLOSION and a flaming gas cloud spray out of the side of the Federation Cruiser.
19 INT. HALLWAY-ACTIVISON CRUISER
A large bulge appears in the wall around the sealed hatch as the EXPLOSION hits. Z jumps back, then stands amazed.
Z: All right, you win. I have much to learn. Let's go!
JK_3 grins at Z, and they run down the hallway.
20 INT. WIDE HALLWAY-ACTIVISON CRUISER
The two JEDI wait for an elevator to arrive. They turn around and see they are face to face with THREE DESTROYER DROIDS. The DROIDS start blasting away. JK_3 deflects the bolts. Z frantically pushes the elevator button several more times.
Finally the door opens, and they rush inside under a hail of laser bolts. The elevator door slides shut. The JEDI turn to see BATTLE DROIDS standing behind them.
BATTLE DROID: Drop your weapons! I said drop 'em. I'm not bluffing. DROP TH....
The JEDI activate their light sabers and destroy all the BATTLE DROIDS.
21 INT HANGAR-ACTIVISON CRUISER
raffle-bot notices two SUPER BATTLE DROIDS entering the hangar. He moves and hides behind a Jedi Starfighter.
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22 INT. ELEVATOR-ACTIVISON CRUISER
The elevator begins to move and screeches to a stop.
Z: Did you press the stop button?
JK_3: No, did you?
JK_3: Well, there's more than one way out of here.
JK_3 ignites his laser sword.
Z: We don't want to get out, we want to get moving. raffle-bot . . . raffle-bot. Do you copy? Activate elevator . . . (looks at control panel) . . . 31174 . . .
JK_3 cuts a hole in the elevator ceiling.
23 INT MAIN HANGAR-ACTIVISON CRUISER
TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS are inspecting the Jedi starfighters. They overhear Z's voice over the comlink and are distracted.
SUPER BATTLE DROID 1: What's that?
SUPER BATTLE DROID 2: Get back to work. It's nothing.
24 INT. ELEVATOR-ACTIVISON CRUISER
JK_3 climbs through the hole in the ceiling of the elevator.
Z: (continuing) Always on the move.
Z continues to talk on the comlink. raffle-bot quietly beeps a reply.
25 INT MAIN HANGAR-ACTIVISON CRUISER
raffle-bot tries to muffle the comlink as the TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS try to figure out where the voices are coming from. raffle-bot extends an arm and plugs into a computer interface.
Z: (OS) raffle-bot, switch on the comlink. raffle-bot, do you hear me? raffle-bot, we gave you a job to do! raffle-bot.
26 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT-ACTIVISON CRUISER
Suddenly, the elevator plummets down the shaft. JK_3 quickly jumps and grabs onto the hallway entry door. He watches as the elevator recedes down the shaft and disappears. JK_3 struggles to keep his grip on the closed door as SPARKING wires rain down on him.
27 INT. ELEVATOR-ACTIVISON CRUISER
The elevator starts to descend rapidly.
Z: Stop, stop! raffle-bot, we need to be going up, not down.
28 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT-ACTIVISON CRUISER
JK_3 struggles to hang on to the narrow edge of the elevator shaft. The door to the elevator shaft is pried open, and TWO BATTLE DROIDS appear in the doorway and look down at JK_3. They point their guns at him.
DROID 1: Hands up, Jedi! Don't move.
DROID 2: Roger, roger.
DROID 1: Not you, idiot.
29 INT. MAIN HANGAR-ACTIVISON CRUISER
The TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS overhear Z's comlink messages to raffle-bot.
SUPER BATTLE DROID 1: There it is again.
Z: (OS) raffle-bot, do you copy? raffle-bot, do you hear me? raffle-bot, we need to be going up, not down.
30 INT. ELEVATOR-ACTIVISON CRUISER
The elevator races down as Z holds on.
Z: Stop. raffle-bot! We need to go up! Stop, stop!
The elevator stops with a jolt. Z falls to the floor.
31 INT. MAIN HANGAR-ACTIVISON CRUISER
The TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS see raffle-bot and walk toward the little droid.
SUPER BATTLE DROID 1: Hey you, you're finally awake!
raffle-bot plugs into the interface again and the elevator shoots up.
32 INT. ELEVATOR-ACTIVISON CRUISER
Z stands up after having fallen in the elevator.
Z: Now, that's better . . .
33 INT. MAIN HANGAR-ACTIVISON CRUISER
raffle-bot is held up by TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS, who chuckle as the little Astro Droid curses and swings at them.
SUPER BATTLE DROID 1: You stupid little astro droid!
SUPER BATTLE DROID 2: lets see if you bounce.
34 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT-ACTIVISON CRUISER
JK_3 looks down and sees the elevator heading toward him at a high rate of speed. He looks at the BATTLE DROIDS leaning over him with their guns pointed at him. He calculates for a moment, then gives himself a push and flips himself up into the elevator shaft.
Before JK_3 can arc into a descent down the shaft, the elevator races up through the shaft, cutting the DROIDS in two. JK_3 lands on the elevator and quickly drops back through the hole in the ceiling. Z is startled and ignites his lightsaber.
Z: Oh, it's you . . .
JK_3: leave your energy for our real battle, master.
35 INT. MAIN HANGAR-ACTIVISON CRUISER
raffle-bot activates his oil hose and sprays the SUPER BATTLE DROIDS. The SUPER BATTLE DROIDS slip on the oil.
SUPER BATTLE DROID 1: ewwww he is making me wet.
36 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT-ACTIVISON CRUISER
JK_3: What was that all about?
Z: Well, raffle-bot has been . . .
JK_3: No jokes about me rigging him. . . He's doing the best he can.
Z: Did I say anything?
JK_3: He's trying!
Z: I didn't say anything!
37 INT. MAIN HANGAR-ACTIVISON CRUISER
raffle-bot ignites his arm rockets and shoots out of their grip, spraying them both with oil and setting them on fire. The SUPER BATTLE DROIDS slip and slide until they fall, smoldering. raffle-bot rolls away.
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38 INT. GENERAL'S QUARTER'S-ACTIVISON CRUISER
The elevator door opens and the TWO JEDI carefully make their way into the main room of the General's Quarters.
At the far end sits SUPREME CHANCELLOR Fizzer. JK_3 and Z move toward the CHANCELLOR.
As they get closer to Fizzer, they see a very distressed look on the Chancellor's face.
Z: (bows) Chancellor.
JK_3: Are you all right?
Fizzer: (quietly) Count Arrow.
Fizzer makes a small gesture with his hand. Z and JK_3 turn around. The elevator DOORS CAN BE HEARD OPENING AND CLOSING as COUNT Arrow strides into the room. He is above the Jedi, standing on a balcony, with two SUPER BATTLE DROIDS. The Jedi turn to see him. He looks down on the Jedi.
Z: (quietly to JK_3) This time we will do it together.
JK_3: I was about to say that.
COUNT Arrow jumps down to the main level.
Fizzer: Get help! You're no match for him. He's a Sith Lord.
Z: Chancellor Fizzer, Sith Lords are our specialty.
Z and JK_3 throw off their cloaks and ignite their lightsabers.
COUNT Arrow: Your swords, please, Master Jedi. We don't want to make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor.
Z and JK_3 move toward Arrow.
Z: You won't get away this time, Arrow.
Z and JK_3 charge COUNT Arrow. A great sword fight ensues.
COUNT Arrow: I've been looking forward to this.
JK_3: My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Count.
COUNT Arrow: Good. Twice the pride, double the fall, and the more for me to brag about.
Arrow lunges at the JEDI and they fall back . . .
COUNT Arrow: (continuing) Your moves are clumsy, Kenobi . . . too predictable. You'll have to do better.
As the battle proceeds, Z and COUNT Arrow are tired. JK_3 is stronger as he becomes angry. JK_3 continues to drive the attack on Arrow. COUNT Arrow throws Z back using the Force.
JK_3 and COUNT Arrow move up the stairs. As they reach the upper landing of the General's Quarters, JK_3 leaps over COUNT Arrow. Z reaches the top of the stairs, destroying TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS. COUNT Arrow holds Z in the air using the Force as he turns and kicks JK_3 out of frame. Z is choking.
JK_3 hits the archway.
Arrow sends Z flying. The Jedi tumbles to the lower level unconscious. COUNT Arrow spins around again and, using the Force, causes a section of the balcony to drop onto Z. JK_3 spins and kicks COUNT Arrow, sending him over the balcony. JK_3 Jumps, following him down to the main floor. COUNT Arrow and JK_3 continue the fight.
COUNT Arrow: (continuing) I sense great fear in you, Skywalker. You have hate, you have anger, but you don't use them.
JK_3 regains his composure and attacks COUNT Arrow as the Dark Lord continues his spin to meet him head on. Their fighting becomes even more intense.
JK_3 attacks COUNT Arrow with a new ferociousness.
39 INT. GENERAL'S QUARTERS-ACTIVISON CRUISER
JK_3 and Arrow continue their fight. It is intense! Finally, in one last energized charge, JK_3 cuts off COUNT Arrow's hands. The Jedi catches the lightsaber as it drops from the severed Sith Lord's hand. COUNT Arrow stumbles to the floor as JK_3 puts the two lightsabers to his neck. Fizzer is grinning as he watches COUNT Arrow's defeat.
Fizzer: Good, JK_3, good. I knew you could do it. Kill him. Kill him now!
JK_3: I shouldn't . . .
Fizzer: Do it, DO IT!!
JK_3 cuts off COUNT Arrow's head. A huge EXPLOSION somewhere deep in the ship rattles everything as someone hits the cruiser with a bomb card.
JK_3: ... I couldn't stop myself.
Fizzer: You did well, JK_3. He was too dangerous to be kept alive.
JK_3 drops COUNT Arrow's lightsaber, moving to Fizzer.
JK_3: Yes, but he was an unarmed prisoner.
JK_3 raises his hands toward Fizzer, who is strapped in the Admiral's Chair. The Chancellor's restraints pop loose.
JK_3: (continuing) I shouldn't have done that, Chancellor. It's not the Jedi way.
Fizzer stands up, rubbing his wrists.
Fizzer: It is only natural. He cut off your arm, and you wanted revenge. It wasn't the first time, JK_3. Remember what you told me about your mother and the Sand People. Now, we must leave before more security droids arrive.
The ship begins to list to one side. JK_3 rushes over to Z, lifts the control console from on top of him, and pulls him free. He kneels down and checks out his unconscious friend. Fizzer heads for the elevators.
Fizzer: (continuing) JK_3, there is no time. We must get off the ship before it's too late.
JK_3: He seems to be all right. No broken bones, breathing's all right.
Fizzer: Leave him, or we'll never make it.
JK_3: His fate will be the same as ours.
JK_3 picks up Z, slings him over his shoulder, and heads for the elevators.
40 INT. BRIDGE-ACTIVISON CRUISER
GENERAL SILVERHAND: Prepare for attack.
PILOT: All batteries fire! Fire!
41 INT. BATTLESTATIONS-Classic CRUISER
Clone gunners fire on the ACTIVISON cruiser and take fire in return. Gun emplacements are destroyed. Clone troopers go flying.
42 INT. ELEVATOR LOBBY-GENERAL'S QUARTERS-ACTIVISON CRUISER
JK_3 carries Z to the elevator doors and hits the button. Fizzer joins him.
JK_3: The elevator's not working, (into his comlink) raffle-bot . . .
raffle-bot BEEPS a response to JK_3.
JK_3: (continuing) . . . Activate Elevator 3224.
Suddenly the ship shifts to its side as the elevator doors open. Fizzer is thrown to the ground. JK_3 jumps to the door frame of the elevator. JK_3 looks into the elevator shaft.
JK_3: (continuing) raffle-bot ... do you copy? raffle-bot, come in!
43 INT. BRIDGE-ACTIVISON CRUISER
Windows are blown out, droids and equipment are sucked into space.
PILOT: Reverse stabilizers.
44 INT. MAIN HANGAR-ACTIVISON CRUISER
As the ship rolls, spacecraft and equipment CRASH from one side of the ship to the other.
Several objects break through the metal blast doors, causing objects to be sucked into space. raffle-bot starts to slide toward one of the small holes.
45 INT. ELEVATOR LOBBY-GENERAL'S QUARTERS-ACTIVISON CRUISER
As the elevator shaft rotates, it has become a long hallway.
JK_3 clings to the doorframe with Z on his shoulder, as the Chancellor struggles to join him.
46 INT. MAIN HANGAR-ACTIVISON CRUISER
raffle-bot continues to skid and slide toward open space. He swerves around boxes and wrecked fighters. One of the BATTLE DROIDS stumbles and is consumed by the electronic shield in a zap. raffle-bot BEEPS a reply as he dodges the laser blasts of the BATTLE DROIDS. One bolt hits very near him, and he SCREAMS in terror.
47 INT. BRIDGE-ACTIVISON CRUISER
PILOT: Magnetize! Magnetize!
48 INT. MAIN HANGAR-ACTIVISON CRUISER
raffle-bot is about to be overtaken by a starfighter sliding behind him. He falls into a heap of broken battle droid parts and the fighter bounces over him.
49 EXT. SPACE-CORUSCANT
The ACTIVISON CRUISER heads straight down toward the planet.
50 INT. ELEVATOR LOBBY-GENERAL'S QUARTERS-ACTIVISON CRUISER
JK_3 jumps into the horizontal elevator shaft with Z still on his shoulder.
JK_3: We can't wait. Come on, we have to be fast.
Fizzer climbs into the elevator shaft also. They start running. The ship begins to roll again, and the Jedi and the Chancellor are forced to jump from one side of the elevator to the other.