Damn, wrong account.

What an idiot. How stupid do you have to be to do that?

As I lie in bed in the dark unable to sleep, I reach behind my pillow, pull out my hand mirror, and press the little red button that turns on the diamond-shaped lights around the mirror. The light momentarily overwhelms my eyes and I need a moment before they adjust. I gently stroke my well-trimmed mustache, out of habit more than anything, and brave the light to inspect my image in the mirror. I raise my left hand and use my ring finger and pinky to carefully comb my bangs back a bit, to give myself an unkempt yet partially groomed look. I have always been fascinated with the possibility of finding order in chaos. Next, I grab my glasses from the night stand and put them on the edge of my nose. I raise the mirror slightly above my hairline, lower my head downward and stare upwards at myself, as if imploring myself to do something. The persuasive effect of my eyes seemingly pulsating with energy from behind the frame of the glasses mesmerizes me. My eyes ooze mojo. Such virility! At that precise moment I have an epiphany: "I need more photos of my eyes staring over the rim of my glasses posted online! The world must see my powerful eyes pregnant with mystery and meaning emerge from behind my glasses!"

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Gui, you're still my favorite too.

Why did you choose to write in these genres? Almost anyone who chooses to write an autobiography, at 30 no less, is a narcissist. After reading the story, nothing suggests he is a narcissist. Maybe thats because the story is all about you, you, you. Your narcissism upsets me, it seems to have eaten you alive.

In my story, The Illusionist announces to the public that he is a god. He shouts it repeatedly until police show up and take him to a psychiatric hospital. To you, this does not indicate narcissism. But me writing stories about my personal experiences does.

You realize that I haven't written, or even attempted to write an autobiography, right? Are you trying to say that all people who write any form of creative non-fiction about their own lives are narcissists? 'Cause if you feel that way, then OK. That's pretty extreme but I can accept it.

I only read part one, and you are deflecting. It doesn't matter if there is someone in your life more narcissistic than you.

It's pretty extreme but you should accept that you are are very into yourself, and that it isnt healthy. Then you should do something about it, change yourself for the better.

Come on, Piggy. If you were as good-looking as Russell, you'd be a narcissist too.

x understands me.

x understands me.

Luckily you were being sarcastic there J Russel or it would have just been pathetic :)