I think you all already know that my name is J Russell Mikkelsen and you can learn all about my personal life here: http://www.jrussellmikkelsen.com/

i consider myself a conservative republican im a giants/panthers fan i smoke weed ocasionally

Who wants to set the over/under on when he snorts cocaine regularly? 5 years?

I'm a 33 year old artist from the taint of Ohio. I mostly paint with acryilics but I like to try my hands at everything art and music related. If someone will explain to me how to post photos here I will. I don't want to do trial and error with it. Other than that I smoke weed all the time and I love bacon.

blortis - right click on the image and select properties. Copy the URL and paste it in between .

Click preview to check it worked.

I assume you are talking about an image already on the internet, you can't upload pictures onto here except your profile picture.


J Russ - I think cocaine is too much of a high-functioning drug for him (and a little too 80s) - I think crystal meth or heroin is more likely. The impression I get is that his life is already like and will forever be Winter's Bone.

fuck

It has to be put between img and then [/img] (both in the editorial brackets). It says just beneath the text box.

What? Those are great. Especially the second one.

The third one hugely reminds me of this painting by a german artist, or he had a German name at least. I put his book on display in my school library and saw his name every day for a year, and I saw a TV episode about him, and I can't even remember his name. This is killing me.

Imagine my reaction when www.jrussellmikkelsen.com links to a site devoted to you, complete with headshots and stories of your bravery. I read the first short about you getting mugged. "I'm not going to fight you" I would be so relieved.

You brand yourself. Narcissism taken to an extreme.

I've always loved the art from old sci-fi novels and I credit those as an inspiration to my style . My favorite master and another influence of mine is Hieronymus Bosch . If you remember that German artist let me know .

I thought that your style would be good for the cover art for books or albums. The last two in particular look like depicted scenes. I assume you're at least semi-famous? It's nice to know that there is contemporary art that isn't conceptual, re-heated Duchamp, gimmicky garbage nothingness.

Opps. I guess those were a little too racy for the forum. I'm not good with kids.

I'm not famous at all but thank you for the great compliments. I agree that the art world is very heavy with pretentious crap. I could bitch about that all day but I won't.

Censorship! Fizzer has finally gone mad with power.

It's a good thing I posted the tame stuff. I guess not everyone is ready for brain eating and boobs with pasties. lol

Imagine my reaction when www.jrussellmikkelsen.com links to a site devoted to you, complete with headshots and stories of your bravery. I read the first short about you getting mugged. "I'm not going to fight you" I would be so relieved.

You brand yourself. Narcissism taken to an extreme.

Did you want my website to have pictures of someone else, featuring true stories from other people's lives? I think perhaps you don't know what extreme narcissism looks like.

But here's a story about me getting shown up by someone who believes he is a god among men: http://www.jrussellmikkelsen.com/?p=296

(PS. He is what extreme narcissism actually looks like.)

Did you want my website to have pictures of someone else, featuring true stories from other people's lives?

Yeah, I do. I think that would be very healthy for you. You realise this is a description of almost every single website ever? Where is Fizzers headshot?

The website is you spending a lot of energy to tell the world who you are. You treat other people like bit parts in the movie of your life. "I/me" twice as often as "they/you". Why do you think the illusionist is a narcissist?

C'mon, Piggy. Be serious. Fizzer created a game for others to use. I am writing stories about my life for others to read. How many autobiographies have a cover that isn't of themself? How many creative non-fiction stories have a main character other than the author? The answer is, extraordinarily few. What I've done with my site is not abnormal for the genre I'm working within.

I think The Illusionist is a narcissist because he was locked in a psychiatric hospital against his will for narcissism psychosis. Read about it here: http://www.jrussellmikkelsen.com/?p=626

I am absolutely attempting to brand myself. And I am definitely more narcissistic than average. But it seems to upset you that I'm willing to be more than an anonymous face on the internet. Like, showing people who I actually am makes me some crazy narcissistic monster who masturbates alone in front of a mirror.

I do need to show more weakness and vulnerability in my stories, though. I'll give you that.

Greetings, I am a 24 year old misogynist from Canada. My hobbies include: Beating up little children, teaching Platypus how to behave in public, and Pokemon. I am a graduate of Harvard University, and now have a job working for Burger King.

I started playing Warlight about 2 months ago, but I got really pissed off at this noob named Platypus who was running around the forums acting like he owned everything. So, i changed my named to Anti-Platypus Walrus (it used to be Anti-Platpyus Walrus (long story behind that)).

I am generally considered the best player on Warlight due to my extremely high win rate. Ignore that one loss, it was just luck. Oh, and also ignore the 8v8. I had terrible teammates (some penguin who hates Lolowut and a reindeer who hates Szeweningen).

http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=3776253

Recently a player named Lion insulted my mustache, so I challenged him to a duel. He still hasn't accepted (probably out of cowardice).

http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=3638992

And, unlike J Russel, Dead Piggy, blortis, and x, I am using this thread for its intended purposes.

Um, so did we. I'm just not as much a raging narcissist as j. russell m. is (surest sign of writerly narcissism: use of your middle name/initials).

And I've written enough on this forum that you could probably piece together my entire life from it already, if you wanted to.

J Russell Tiger: Me love myself. Me create website. Then everyone think me sexy.

Pork Tigger: Me no like J Russell. Him have life. Me sit in parent's basement. Play video games all day. Me angry!

Blortis Monkey: Me have idea! Me post photos. Monkeys love photos, so monkeys love me!

X Monkey: Why Fizzer censor photos? Me love photos. :( Ooh, pretty photos. Ooh. Ooh!

Mustache Platypus: Me have sexy stats, at least, when you ignore my losses. If me can convince monkeys of that, monkeys love me!

Lion no appreciate monkeys. Talk talk talk. Me kill monkeys. Then me feast.

RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn, wrong account.

Why did you choose to write in these genres? Almost anyone who chooses to write an autobiography, at 30 no less, is a narcissist. After reading the story, nothing suggests he is a narcissist. Maybe thats because the story is all about you, you, you. Your narcissism upsets me, it seems to have eaten you alive.