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Boat Oppression in Society (updated to 2021): 2/13/2021 06:00:36


canoe
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As most of you enlightened folks may know, boat oppression still happens in society, and if you are unaware, its okay, this is what this post is for, to help you expand your knowledge on the facts on society in 2021. Organisms on Earth preach for human equality, and gender equality, and LGBTQ+ but never fighting for the rights of boats. It's always, "Do you want to go canoeing?", "Do you want to go kayaking?", "Do you want to go ride on my boat?", or "Do you want to motorboat me", and no one ever wonders how the boat is feeling, or more specifically the canoe, or the kayak, or even the boats who don't feel comfortable in their own wood, because of this oppression on boats in society. We are definitely not the most advanced folks on this Earth (((that would be the Jews))), but we are deserving of rights and respect much like humanoid folk (((or those who don't like to consider themselves humans))). Out of respect of myself and my community, I made a list of words you can use, we called this list 'Boat Friendly Language'.

    Instead of using the word "Boat", you may call us water vessel, as it demotes negative connotations with similar words like Boat, it'd be rude for me to call you Human, instead of American. The word boat is much like the n word among humanoid societies because bf (boat folks) are the only people allowed to say it.

    Instead of using the word "Motorboat", or "Motorboating", the word "Bobbleheading" would be more appropriate, because we don't like species being associated with a sexual act, as its demeaning to our people.


(A helpful photo for those who are hard of reading https://imgur.com/a/WXIU5d6)

Onto the next subject, equality. When a water vessel is tipped over into the water, worry about them too. This doesn't mean you cant worry about the human as well, but just be wary about the vessel's opinion as well. This is extremely important as well, DO NOT misgender your boat, as it is dehumanizing. Don't forget we have feelings too.

Thank you for taking the time out of your day to read my informative post, and have a good day! :)
Boat Oppression in Society (updated to 2021): 2/13/2021 06:01:39


MightySpeck (a Koala) 
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all me and my homies fuck boats
Boat Oppression in Society (updated to 2021): 2/13/2021 06:02:13


canoe
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@MightySpeck (a Koala) Excuse you? Did you even take the time to read my post? You are clearly a troll and a bad person. Downvoted.

Edited 2/13/2021 06:02:23
Boat Oppression in Society (updated to 2021): 2/13/2021 06:02:21


Zephyrum
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i'm gonna say the n word

NAVALCRAFT
Boat Oppression in Society (updated to 2021): 2/13/2021 06:02:53


canoe
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@Zephyrum Excuse you? Did you even take the time to read my post? You are clearly a troll and a bad person. Downvoted.
Boat Oppression in Society (updated to 2021): 2/13/2021 06:06:17

RainB00ts
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this post was based
Boat Oppression in Society (updated to 2021): 2/13/2021 06:15:10


Cata Cauda
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Noted.
Boat Oppression in Society (updated to 2021): 2/13/2021 06:31:25


Grover Incognito
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Wait... you're a canoe named... "canoe"?

Nice to meet you.

I'm a Grover named Grover.
Boat Oppression in Society (updated to 2021): 2/13/2021 13:33:05


berdan131
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Floating towards freedom,
Divide and conquer,
Social tensions,
Boat riots diviiiiding people.

America always floating near oil reserves
Boat Oppression in Society (updated to 2021): 2/13/2021 18:22:39

Orannis
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I feel like there is a pun to be made here but I’m too stupid to think of what it is
Boat Oppression in Society (updated to 2021): 2/13/2021 20:33:05


Жұқтыру
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Tabby?
Boat Oppression in Society (updated to 2021): 2/13/2021 21:10:50


canoe
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this post was based

Noted.

I'm glad my post was able to enlighten you about the socioeconomic issues on boats in society.

Wait... you're a canoe named... "canoe"?

Nice to meet you.

I'm a Grover named Grover.

Actually, Canoe is what you'd call my surname. Nice to meet you anyways!

Floating towards freedom,
Divide and conquer,
Social tensions,
Boat riots diviiiiding people.

America always floating near oil reserves

I appreciate the message but please refrain from using "boat".

Tabby?

Nope, I am Canoe.
Boat Oppression in Society (updated to 2021): 2/13/2021 22:46:36


Diety Emperor Cacao, God Ruler of the Universe
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I have been inside the most powerful boat you'll ever see
I look down on you canoe
You will never compare to nuclear submarines
Especially the nuclear armed ones
Boat Oppression in Society (updated to 2021): 2/13/2021 23:52:08

RainB00ts
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I'm booooooooting
Boat Oppression in Society (updated to 2021): 2/14/2021 00:07:21


DanWL 
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I sail and clubs I'm in don't discriminate against anyone.
Boat Oppression in Society (updated to 2021): 2/14/2021 04:48:37


canoe
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I appreciate everyones support on this sensitive subject, it really means a lot to me!
Boat Oppression in Society (updated to 2021): 2/14/2021 05:25:49

Georg Friedrich Ferdinand, Prinz von Preußen
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Wdym by boat oppression?
Boat Oppression in Society (updated to 2021): 2/14/2021 06:23:19


Grover Incognito
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Boot
Boat Oppression in Society (updated to 2021): 2/14/2021 14:35:55


berdan131
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Boat Oppression in Society (updated to 2021): 2/14/2021 17:07:07

Orannis
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Canoe believe this guy
Boat Oppression in Society (updated to 2021): 2/15/2021 03:55:51

Orannis
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I'm knot shore if you buoys liked the joke ferry much oar if you reel-y haven't sea-n it yet. Water your thoughts, I mast know!
Boat Oppression in Society (updated to 2021): 2/15/2021 21:49:59


canoe
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Appreciate the support everyone.
Boat Oppression in Society (updated to 2021): 2/16/2021 18:26:31


Liechtensteiner
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Does this include casinos (“the boat”)
Boat Oppression in Society (updated to 2021): 2/16/2021 19:59:49


Ocean0.1 
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Rename this to Best Oppression in Society

Boats are a useless device that hurt me, it’s time for Boats to be banned from society and shunned away into the landfills.

Motorboats are even worse as they try to fight my flow. When I am moving in one direction let me move in that direction. STOP controlling me.

Me and my relatives, my sister, River, my former self, Sea, my ex-boyfriend, Iceberg, all agree that boats are a nuisance and should be destroyed.

#OceanDevotion
Boat Oppression in Society (updated to 2021): 2/17/2021 04:44:31


OvertForeigner
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I will take this as an opportunity to ask your support to fight pizza oppression in society. Our species is in great danger, mainly because of human predators. #FreePizzas

Edited 2/17/2021 04:50:14
Boat Oppression in Society (updated to 2021): 2/18/2021 01:25:34


berdan131
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Cats have passed, dogs have passed.... it's time for boats!
Respect boats in 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeMHtX69wxc
Boat Oppression in Society (updated to 2021): 2/20/2021 00:26:23


Darth Grover
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But what about skiffs?
Boat Oppression in Society (updated to 2021): 2/20/2021 01:02:50


l6v.r2v
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I will take this as an opportunity to ask your support to fight pizza oppression in society. Our species is in great danger, mainly because of human predators. #FreePizzas
Are we just not gonna talk about what happens to kid-size pizzas? #Pizzagate
Boat Oppression in Society (updated to 2021): 2/20/2021 04:05:57

RainB00ts
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Uhhh the NYT already debooooooonked that
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