great capybara, humble me with your answer, i have this problem whete i cant say the last word in every grape. see help kittens.!!!"

Why must you die?

R.I.P. :(

[Upon reading Hellbender's post, his spirit becomes visibly weakened, and he lets it pass without comment, not having the will to verbalise the weariness that is now etched deeply into his face. It seems he has never been closer to death.

At tigger's post, his energy lilts, and an incandescent glimmer flickers momentarily across his eyes, lifting everyone in the room along with it, before dissipating, like a wave being subsumed back into the ocean. He reflects upon his full life in a most contageous manner, and the air is thick with warm memories, both common and highly personal. Contentedly his eyes close, and in a near-inaudible breath, that only I (his interlocutor) can hear, as though his essence was making its way to Capybaran Heaven via his lips and my ears, he murmurs his final words:]

Fuck x. That guy is a dickhead.

The thread is over. You can print it off and frame it now. An edition will be kept at the British Museum for posterity.