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Weird Dreams: 11/15/2020 19:11:54

Level 57
I have had quite a few weird dreams in quarantine so I thought I'd share them here, feel free to share any of your own dreams in here too
Weird Dreams: 11/15/2020 19:16:17

Level 57

I dreamed I was on a stage in a park at night with sandy the squirrel and two characters from full house

so there are people wandering around in the park and some start stopping by the stage to get vaccinated

sandy the squirrel and the full house characters begin vaccinating them so I assume I should start too, but when I go to my vaccination kit

I stick a needle into one of their arms and it snaps, and when I pull it out it is a broken toothpick

so I look into my vaccination kit and all of the needles are flimsy toothpicks

one of my favourite footballers comes over to get vaccinated

so I pull out an egg and crack it on his head

then red vaccine juice comes out of the egg and it feed it to him

just as I discover how to properly vaccinate people the scene changes (you know how dream scenes randomly change)

I am in a forest with exactly 125 people and my piano teacher from 1st grade

and we have to get through the clearing in the forest but there is a bear in the middle of the forest

so everyone gives up and goes home but me and like 5 other people walk around the bear and turns out it was just a rug

we are rewarded with extremely greasy chicken but in the next clearing there are stones on the floor

and so we throw them at my piano teacher

then I get busted and sent home

then the scene shifts to the full house characters talking about their drivers licenses

except they are talking about the percent of the license they have completed or something? idk

anyway after bragging to them how I have my license I wake up
Weird Dreams: 11/15/2020 19:19:57

Level 61
blessed thread
Weird Dreams: 11/15/2020 19:27:29

Level 57

I am in a hotel with people from my school on a field trip of sorts

but it isn't a regular hotel, there is a waterpark on the roof

and the floors are terraces around a big empty column in the middle

so I take the elevator up to the waterpark and there is this kid selling small pellets of ice

but he is calling them hazelnuts for some reason

I taste one and it is definitely ice, but my friends start buying tons of them and they get hooked on these ice pellets

they seem to think they are hazelnuts

so I take off my shirt and all of a sudden I am ripped as fuck

and I see these two cute girls watching me from the corner of the room but then this ugly girl comes and kisses me before I can talk to them

so I push her away but then the ice kid is in my face trying to sell me his hazelnuts

and I keep trying to get closer to the girls but they keep their distance, we are circling around the terrace

then all of a sudden I get really homesick and want to go home, so I go to the bottom floor to leave

when I go outside the traffic is insane, the hotel is at a busy intersection and the intersection is all brown and hazy/dusty

there are cars swerving in and out of lanes, honking, kicking up dirt

the traffic is nuts and I get scared so I call my mom to come pick me up

but there is no servce

so I wander around the hotel trying to get service, but there is no service anywhere

then she randomly pulls up without me even calling her, but then I wake up
Weird Dreams: 11/15/2020 19:36:03

Level 57

so I am in this forest (I seem to dream a lot about being in forests)

well it's more like a jungle actually, there are monsters I keep seeing out of the corners of my eyes

except the monsters are just people that are behaving like monsters

I find a few people and tame them, then convince them to help me colonize the forest

so I start assigning everybody tasks, and the most important task is to dig up the floor of the area we are standing on

that person does their job but they dig a hole to the void below the world (similar to minecraft below the bedrock layer)

keep in mind I am appointing other people tasks as this is going on

anyway there is no floor so I start panicking and I appoint somebody to fill in the floor

so they take foam mats and start filling in the floor with those

but then my assistant goes to test out the mats and they cave and she falls into the void

so I tell the foam mat person to do a better job and I leave to do other things

I take my group out into the jungle to show them how savage it is

except during that time it's turned from scary night to mundane day

so I tell them, imagine it is night time and scary... and purple :0

then we come across a long dining table which all the monster people are eating bananas at

but I tell my people not to look, it is too uncivilized, and we go back to the foam mats

now the foam mats are finally stable

but then I wake up
Weird Dreams: 11/15/2020 20:34:35

Level 61
I recently have wrote about 50% of the dreams that I remember down (if I can be bothered)


snippet of Illegible and quite possible incoherent regardless
Weird Dreams: 11/16/2020 17:47:13

{N.W.} Hi
Level 59
Orannis has the weirdest dreams, also have you ever been able to summon stuff by “seeing” it or looking at that spot and imagining what you want there?
Weird Dreams: 11/20/2020 17:41:41

Level 57
Last night I dreamed I was late to PE class cuz I took too long to tie my shoes

My middle school PE teacher was there and he was cool with it

When I showed up everyone was throwing very long darts into basketball nets

I was very scared because the darts were flying everywhere and I might get hit

Then I joined a team and started making a bunch of shots in a row and we were winning

I can’t remember the rest
Weird Dreams: 11/20/2020 21:57:32

{N.W.} Hi
Level 59
Weird Dreams: 11/20/2020 22:40:53

Level 59
The coolest are controlled dreams when you're aware of dreaming and controlling the reality. They're rare. Usually dream are random and you're not self-aware.

I had dreams when I had this "wait.... I'm dreaming! I can do whatever I want!" moments. So the thing I always want to do is flying, self-levitate, like in Harry Potter. Superman or shit.

You feel invincible, like a God. The ability to levitate above ground and fly at thrilling speeds is something different. I had dreaming when I was mario in real life and flied in short bursts of speeds like a projectile. Mario "super-jumps" to the sky.

Or you can realize your dirty fantasies, that also happens.

Dreams have their own logic which we wouldn't understand when awake. Something which wouldn't make sense when awake, makes sense during sleep. It's more "thinking with emotions" or, like, you had a different brain.

Edited 11/20/2020 22:56:05
Weird Dreams: 11/21/2020 13:53:41

{N.W.} Hi
Level 59
Just had a dream where I was in surviv.io but there were small wood trees with spiky leaves, on a devast.io map. There were a bunch of players with suits and armor on with all different kinds of suits and armor, hugging the edge of the map, then someone with a level 3 backpack and a level 3 vest comes on out.

I had no ammo for my guns, I went over to a loot box with an unknown design (I didn’t look at it), and went over there with the other person (still not shooting at me?), and she waited for me to punch the box open so she could come on in and steal the loot, I instead picked up a vector, which needed blue ammo instead of the yellow ammo it needs usually.

I then got blue and red ammo, handy, saying that I needed exactly that to put ammo in my empty guns. I then chased after her, and shot until I had no more ammo in my vector and my shotgun, the dream then morphed into real life, I was at my elementary school parking lot, seeing my target, my guns were switched out for a M416.

I shot at her, her health going down fast. She was at 8 health by the time she ducked behind a car, I then leaped a great difference over, leaning over to shoot at her, I missed and missed and missed, by the time I was almost where my body couldn’t reach her anymore, I shot her some, and the second she died, I was teleported to the starting area.

One of my irl friends had cardboard between their toes, we all crawled along with two other people too, one of them started to take the cardboard out from between the guys toes. The dream ends there.
Weird Dreams: 11/22/2020 20:15:55

Level 57
Last night I dreamed that I was shopping in a sports store for trophies but I couldn’t find a trophy with a ball on it

I wanted to peek around the corner for some reason

So I put on thick wooly black socks and hooked my feet around the corner of the wall

I guess I was trying to see with my feet or something?

Anyway I saw my aunt running a pastry stand in the middle of the store

So I wanted to buy a pastry but the line was very long

Then the scene shifted and I was sucking my own dick

And I woke up

Edited 11/22/2020 20:18:21
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