So yeah, the title says it all

*reaches for katana*

kills n.w. hi

I also kill in advance, everyone who posts after me

*drowns Berdan* (also I think Lolicon is your alt, true? You both have the same profile pic, or is this just pure coincidence?)

There is no coincidence in life. Everything has its purpose. Like me talking to you right now, it must be destiny or something

... (proceeds to make a psychic barrier protecting from everything, makes my necessities, and builds a house with everything I want)... oh fuck. *pushes {N.W.} Hi and berdan131 off a cliff*

*commits seppuku*

*commits seppuku*

Soo you're the pick-up artist and that's why people call you the "player". What's your secret technique?

Edited 7/17/2020 05:48:56

*uWu teleports behind u uWu*

nothing personnel, kid

I end the cycle of killing and decide to spare Arkham knyte..

Arkham Knyte lives on to be successful porn star and finds the cure for covid. In one faithful day he has a car accident. He dies a week later after be pulled of life support. The driver that crashed into him was me.

hello darkness, my old friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYS0EeaAUMw

(A few cycles later...) I don't know what you mean!

*pushes [WOLF]WARLORD and berdan131 off a cliff* *pushes self off cliff*

*commits seppuku*

*commits seppuku*

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*commits seppuku*

*Drags OvertForeigner down into my basement, get out and lock the door. Then proceeds to fill said room with Sarin.*

Edited 7/17/2020 12:21:38

*picks up cata cauda by each of his ears, swings him around a few times, and tosses him off a cliff*

Buffalo's old profile pic is angry at the new profile pic and soon they are fighting each other. Buffalo himself is killed in the battle.

*stabs OvertlyForeigner several times*

nothing happens. his skin too thicc. Overtforeigner starts to turn around. Me: runs away

indeed, some pizzas have a solid crust

*stroking my dead fish* I’ve been expecting you here..... *chains you to a raft with a chicken and stabs a hole in the raft so that your raft will go down once you have been on the raft with the chicken for 48 hours*

48 hours later

*The chicken has pecked too many holes in the raft and it went down 16 hours earlier than expected. You are now dead at the bottom of the sea with a dead chicken*

Edited 7/18/2020 03:23:15

umm, that chicken-raft was the most random story. The chicken really serves no purpose here, a raft with hole would be enough lol

I turned berdan's internet off and he starved to death.