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What is Shrek's last name?: 6/26/2020 21:15:24


j.E.b
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Biggest mystery of our time
What is Shrek's last name?: 6/30/2020 04:23:44


Emperor Cacao
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It is most likely that Shrek doesn't have a last name
He might not even know who his parents are and also he is an ogre and it would be cultural appropriation to have a last name.

In the same way that a Mexican would change his last name to Watanabe with no link to Japanese heritage
Or a Pole changing his last name to Smith with no British or Anglo heritage

Last names are ingrained into languages of these peoples and last names themselves are a human construct and not an ogre one.
What is Shrek's last name?: 6/30/2020 04:33:28


The Rat King
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Shut up his last name is Reid
What is Shrek's last name?: 6/30/2020 04:34:13


Moon Slayer
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the rat king is right. its reid
What is Shrek's last name?: 6/30/2020 04:35:13


The Rat King
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Oh, thank you, Moon Slayer. Your companionship has meant a great deal to me, and your unwaivering support has made my thighs tingle with joy. I hope our paths cross one day.
What is Shrek's last name?: 6/30/2020 05:19:49


Emperor Cacao
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It's not Reid, where did you guys even get this false semitic information
What is Shrek's last name?: 6/30/2020 11:54:32


Pepe the Great
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It's probably Obama.
What is Shrek's last name?: 7/1/2020 04:17:03


j.E.b
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its the third
What is Shrek's last name?: 7/1/2020 14:20:17


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Shrek The Third?
What is Shrek's last name?: 7/12/2020 14:50:16

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What is Shrek's last name?: 7/13/2020 02:50:20

Reid
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Gentlemen, we know that the true second name of the all mighty Shrek, is in fact Reid. Thanks to the Rat King and the Moon Slayer for spreading the correct information on this subject
What is Shrek's last name?: 7/15/2020 01:40:29

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That’s false, actually ^
What is Shrek's last name?: 7/19/2020 00:04:49

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This thread will not die
What is Shrek's last name?: 7/19/2020 00:29:15


berdan131
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The rat king has been right on many subjects, and I believe we should trust his words this time.
What is Shrek's last name?: 7/19/2020 21:30:42

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But it’s not Reid
What is Shrek's last name?: 7/21/2020 16:21:59


Andrew Wiggins
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I gotta agree with berdan131, the rat king doesn't lie.He may be a little weasel on the battlefield but he is a good and honest man. If he thinks that shrek's last name is Reid, like Moon Slayer, I believe him. It is reid.
What is Shrek's last name?: 7/22/2020 09:23:13


Loxiiv 
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Congo broccoli
What is Shrek's last name?: 7/22/2020 09:27:53


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Shrek Dryswamp, son of Shrok(m) and Mohamed(m)
date of birth: unknown
Height: Definately shorter than me
Weight: 1,1 tons
Eye color: muddy
Ears: pointy but in reverse
Hair color: invisible
attitude: bored
What is Shrek's last name?: 7/24/2020 07:53:12


Loxiiv 
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i made a map of shrek
What is Shrek's last name?: 7/24/2020 18:42:41

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