I honestly might have Coronavirus now. I'm not joking or 'memeing' either. I'm bedridden and experiencing all the symptoms.

Are you above the age of 2 and below the age of 60? Have no chronic respiratory conditions? If not, you gucci bro. 😉

you guys know, there is still something called "flu-germs" out there!

*asymptomatic super spreader*

Inshallah you are finally being punished for you heresy

Rikku, show us your muslim waifu

@buffalo proof or didn't happen

It's currently happening, man. I feel sick.

Feel sick =\= COVID-19 necessarily. have you been tested?

True, chances are I don't have it, but it's still a possibility. Testing isn't available for most people like me.

I hope that you have called your doctor. If you are unable to care for your self he or she will most probably be able to find a bed for you in hospital.