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Apparently Boston Can't Boston: 2/20/2020 00:19:52

Nauzhror 
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Turn 1 made me laugh more than anything I've seen all day.

It's not the dumbest thing I've seen, but it is the most ironic.

Here's how to successfully Boston:

Turn 1: You hit Queensland and South Australia turn 1. You also hit Papua New Guinea and either Siple or Novolazarevskaya. I'd pick Siple, but they both have their advantages.

Novo lets you move the leftover back and have it in Siple after completing the bonus turn 3. Siple first warns you in advance of a potential South America counter and lets you change plans if needed. I favor intel over a leftover being more usefully placed after turn 3. Especially since it's 2 armies + 17 = 19 That's an attack of 18. The extra army isn't useful anyway.

Turn 2: Move the leftover from Siple (or Novo) back to South Pole. Complete Australia.

Turn 3: You have a leftover in Western Australia, Papua New Guinea, Tasmania, and New Zealand.

Deploy 2 to Western Australia, 1 to New Zealand or Tasmania, 5 to Papua New Guinea, and 2 to South Pole. You 1v2 tap and then 2v1 to take Scott, 3v2 everywhere else. You end turn 3 on 17 income.

That's how you Boston. It's not how Boston played. You'd think if you're the only guy on warzone with a triple pick named after you because of how often you used to pick it that you'd know ow to optimally expand with it. You'd apparently be wrong.

If he expanded as outlined he'd hit South America turn 4 and instantly win the game. Instead he uhh, plays like shit, which is sort of a theme for him in recent years. After watching games where he plays like this, it's very clear, Boston's barks way more dangerous than his bite.

Edited 2/20/2020 00:22:24
Apparently Boston Can't Boston: 2/20/2020 01:01:00


Tac(ky)tical 
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is that even Boston? last i heard his account details was everywhere
Apparently Boston Can't Boston: 2/20/2020 01:05:26


DanWL 
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boston = 3 turn 17 income
edit (aust indon, ant)

Edited 2/20/2020 01:05:51
Apparently Boston Can't Boston: 2/20/2020 01:08:55


Tac(ky)tical 
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i mean boston rarely uses bostons acclunt afaik
Apparently Boston Can't Boston: 2/20/2020 01:27:40


Johnny Silverhand
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Read the chat, it's definitely Boston.
Apparently Boston Can't Boston: 2/20/2020 01:29:47


DarkKing121
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Just look at his profile
Apparently Boston Can't Boston: 2/27/2020 18:53:50

Pulsey
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Nauz, you're embarrassing yourself - are you retired yet?
Apparently Boston Can't Boston: 2/28/2020 00:36:41


Tac(ky)tical 
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no, but you are
Apparently Boston Can't Boston: 2/28/2020 19:30:58

Nauzhror 
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No one's embarrassing themselves, except Boston, by playing that badly.

And you, by being obsessed with someone who doesn't give a shit about you. You're a nobody, you were never good, you never will be.

Edited 2/28/2020 19:31:32
Apparently Boston Can't Boston: 2/29/2020 00:00:31


Viking1007 
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Don't talk to anyone like that Nauz! 🤐

He is a somebody , and has a purpose.

Can't tell if you're joking or not though. Hmmmm.

Edited 2/29/2020 00:01:36
Apparently Boston Can't Boston: 2/29/2020 06:04:30


Thanos 
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Nauz is a stone cold killer that’s always serious.
Apparently Boston Can't Boston: 2/29/2020 09:39:42


AI 
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I wonder who actually clicks on a game of that guy to review it.
Apparently Boston Can't Boston: 2/29/2020 12:18:42


Viking1007 
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NZPhoenix had a losing streak over 120....! with all boots...

I just scrolled through all his ladder games and he has really good pages with almost all wins, but also really bad pages with literally all loses. But most are just 50-50. Currently, he is actually ranked 17th right now. just wait 'till the boots come lol

Edited 2/29/2020 12:20:05
Apparently Boston Can't Boston: 2/29/2020 17:48:37


Johnny Silverhand
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"I wonder who actually clicks on a game of that guy to review it."

No, no, you click on Boston games to read the chat because he always rages when losing.

Seeing him play like absolute trash was just an added bonus.

"Don't talk to anyone like that Nauz! 🤐

He is a somebody , and has a purpose."

Pulsey's not a somebody, and he serves no purpose here. He literally only comes here to piss people off and troll.

Edited 2/29/2020 17:50:18
Apparently Boston Can't Boston: 3/1/2020 05:36:26

Pulsey
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Nauz - I topped the ladders 6 years ago and stopped playing 5 years ago - amused but not surprised to see you're still playing... still shit at this game (no ladder achievements), still making alt accounts to back yourself in arguments...

You my friend are the textbook definition of a stone-cold loser... watching your ego and insecurity outstrip your actual skills and achievements is far too amusing...

I truly feel sorry for you old pal.

Edited 3/1/2020 05:38:37
Apparently Boston Can't Boston: 3/1/2020 08:04:54


Johnny Silverhand
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Pulsey, the only sad thing here is you continuing to troll the forums of a game you don't play and still having an obsession with me for some reason.

I'm a better player than you, I don't think anyone but you would actually argue against that. There's no "alts to back myself in arguments". Everyone knows this account is me. That's not some sort of secret.

Insecure people stall and cheat to get trophies to make themselves look better than they truly are. I don't give a shit about trophies. I'm not the insecure one here.

Edited 3/1/2020 08:05:50
Apparently Boston Can't Boston: 3/1/2020 11:55:24

Pulsey
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Nauz, you should just retire and end the misery.
Apparently Boston Can't Boston: 3/1/2020 12:40:12

Pulsey
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Also, lets not pretend you didn't make alt accounts to write fake comments, upvote your comments and downvote others you didn't like.
Apparently Boston Can't Boston: 3/1/2020 13:56:47


Johnny Silverhand
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It's good you've got such a healthy imagination. Otherwise no one on the site would think of you as a good player.

Edited 3/1/2020 14:09:35
Apparently Boston Can't Boston: 3/1/2020 15:19:37


Tac(ky)tical 
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i am waiting for the day pulsey, Billy Walsh, and nauz put their differences aside and join the ladder together
Apparently Boston Can't Boston: 3/1/2020 16:26:56

Pulsey
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Nauz, I derive more enjoyment dangling the #1 over your salty little head than actually worrying about who thinks I'm good, I stopped playing 5 years ago.

Its sad to see a grown man obsess over some 2d map game, but there you go.
Apparently Boston Can't Boston: 3/1/2020 17:02:56

Nauzhror 
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I don't care about some ladder trophy Pulsey. If I wanted it, I'd have it.

There's no obsessing over the game. There's playing the game, just like the other 100,000 or so people playing this game, and the billions of adults playing other videogames.

Playing videogames is entertainment, it's not sad. Sad is thinking that entertainment should only be for children. It's got to suck to live such a boring life where you feel that you are too old to be allowed to enjoy your life.
Apparently Boston Can't Boston: 3/1/2020 17:21:26

Pulsey
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Turn 1 made me laugh more than anything I've seen all day.

It's not the dumbest thing I've seen, but it is the most ironic.

Here's how to successfully Boston:

Turn 1: You hit Queensland and South Australia turn 1. You also hit Papua New Guinea and either Siple or Novolazarevskaya. I'd pick Siple, but they both have their advantages.

Novo lets you move the leftover back and have it in Siple after completing the bonus turn 3. Siple first warns you in advance of a potential South America counter and lets you change plans if needed. I favor intel over a leftover being more usefully placed after turn 3. Especially since it's 2 armies + 17 = 19 That's an attack of 18. The extra army isn't useful anyway.

Turn 2: Move the leftover from Siple (or Novo) back to South Pole. Complete Australia.

Turn 3: You have a leftover in Western Australia, Papua New Guinea, Tasmania, and New Zealand.

Deploy 2 to Western Australia, 1 to New Zealand or Tasmania, 5 to Papua New Guinea, and 2 to South Pole. You 1v2 tap and then 2v1 to take Scott, 3v2 everywhere else. You end turn 3 on 17 income.

That's how you Boston. It's not how Boston played. You'd think if you're the only guy on warzone with a triple pick named after you because of how often you used to pick it that you'd know ow to optimally expand with it. You'd apparently be wrong.

If he expanded as outlined he'd hit South America turn 4 and instantly win the game. Instead he uhh, plays like shit, which is sort of a theme for him in recent years. After watching games where he plays like this, it's very clear, Boston's barks way more dangerous than his bite.


This looks pretty obsessive (and sad) to me.
Apparently Boston Can't Boston: 3/1/2020 17:21:27

Pulsey
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Edited 3/1/2020 17:22:02
Apparently Boston Can't Boston: 3/2/2020 18:15:13


Tac(ky)tical 
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can you guys obsess about me i have no friends
Apparently Boston Can't Boston: 3/2/2020 21:54:17


Viking1007 
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Tacky! You have many friends! ZeedMillenniummon created a "the mysterious disappearance of Tac(ky)tical" thread! I would assume he is your friend!
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