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Should i kill my pet?: 4/20/2014 22:11:42


mr.Fanstastic
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Guinea pig
It is kept in bathroom and normal shower is allways distrupted my smell. I fell poisoned since i got her.
I got high blood pressure and very high % of impact on imune system. I cant live normal life. IM TOXICATED.
My granparents live in village and i cant get her there because of shortage of money and because its silly to take just a little "rat"all the way by train. My uncle would think im an idiot: Like: What? u gone so far just to bring rat? give me it ill trow it to cats.
Besides i hate going there....
My options: Live like this and dont get a girlfriend ever!!!! or kill her and be a real man with future beautifull family in plan.
Cant take her to vet, dont have money for execution.
1. Kill her by poisoning
2. Strangling
3. Injecting supstance in blood (car washing detergent)
4. Kill my self and let her live
So pick one....
Should i kill my pet?: 4/20/2014 22:13:37


Ⓖ. Ⓐrun 
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For the good of mankind and these forums I say 4.
Should i kill my pet?: 4/20/2014 22:14:26


mr.Fanstastic
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4. is not an option anymore dude
Pick 1,2, or 3
Should i kill my pet?: 4/20/2014 22:14:27


Mr. Gentleman*SEAHAWKSWONSUPERBOWLXLVIII*
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WTF?!?!?!?!? strange topic of discussion and clearly not rational please go on.
Should i kill my pet?: 4/20/2014 22:18:44


Master Potato
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If you think a guineapig is stopping you from having a girflriend im sure theres something else...
Should i kill my pet?: 4/20/2014 22:23:16


mr.Fanstastic
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Animal vs human. HUMAN WINS.
FOR GODS SAKE we eat PIGS, so whats different from killing this animal now?
Should i kill my pet?: 4/20/2014 22:41:13


Vanellope von Schweetz 
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4.

You got a pet and with that decision comes the responsibility to take care of it. Killing it is not taking care of it.

Do not kill it, try to find some poor soul to take it off your hands.

If you kill it, kill self immediately. You will never be a responsible parental figure.
Should i kill my pet?: 4/20/2014 22:43:24


Bananashake 
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5. Give it song and guitar lessons, and send it on the street to play for the people and earn some money.
I have heard singing pigs earns well.
Should i kill my pet?: 4/20/2014 22:43:32


Master Ree 
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off-topic much?
Should i kill my pet?: 4/20/2014 22:49:11


mr.Fanstastic
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I like BANANASHAKES OPTION. :)
Should i kill my pet?: 4/20/2014 22:55:45


KleinerSteiner
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Yes.
Should i kill my pet?: 4/20/2014 23:19:27


Aranka 
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Option 6: Stop whining on an online forum so you actually get some real money.

Even if you rid yourself of the stress related "smell" in the bathroom (who holds guinea pigs there anyway ??) you still won't find a suitable gf. Which girl would possibly be attracted to a slouzy deadbeat guy who murders animals because he can't take care of his own business ?
Should i kill my pet?: 4/20/2014 23:32:35


KleinerSteiner
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Which girl would possibly be attracted to a slouzy deadbeat guy who murders animals because he can't take care of his own business ?


Me, I would.

In another life, when I am a cat.
Should i kill my pet?: 4/21/2014 08:35:14


[WM] ᵀᴴᴱ𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓭𝓰𝓮 
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if this topic is at least a tad serious, then

7) talk to people and find somebody who can take care of the pet. Don't let it become the next dead piggy. It will not be as good as him at warlight.

to be honest I gave my guinea pig to a friend of mine a long long time ago back when i was in primary school.. but the reasons were much different - all my dog wanted was to hunt her down.. I would never let it happen and would never even think about solving the situation with what you've suggested..
Should i kill my pet?: 4/21/2014 10:14:43


Taishō 
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I use to have two sugar-gliders back in college. Not the best decision I ever made, considering they need about 3-4 hours human contact daily or they'll become depressed and won't socialize well with other humans.

Well, in the end I ended up taking them to the veterinarian clinic at our college and talking to the student on duty. She was doing her Masters in animal studies and I taught her about how to feed, wash and play with them and asked if she could hold them in the clinic until someone adopted them, since I was going north to work on a plantation for a couple weeks and had no one to take care of them while I was gone. She ended up taking them home herself and sends me pics of them every now and then.

And gee, that only took one afternoon.

So aside from the fact that I don't take this thread very serious (I mean if it is, then nothing we say will help whatever sickness your coping with), mr. Fantastic should probably spend more time with friends (or a therapist) than on this forum.
Should i kill my pet?: 4/21/2014 14:09:42


Ou Ki
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The title of the thread being 'Should i kill my pet?' I would imagine more than those three options. The ones you have provided give us a choice of how it should die, not a choice as to whether it should live or not. I choose option 7.
Should i kill my pet?: 4/21/2014 14:09:46


Ou Ki
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The title of the thread being 'Should i kill my pet?' I would imagine more than those three options. The ones you have provided give us a choice of how it should die, not a choice as to whether it should live or not. I choose option 7.
Should i kill my pet?: 4/21/2014 14:24:53


KleinerSteiner
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Forgot to put that in my first post yesterday. Best option by far.
Should i kill my pet?: 4/21/2014 18:50:15


Churchill
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Are you sure it is a little guinea pig causing all these problems?

There are many alternatives than killing it, like others have said, give it away or try to sell him to somebody looking for a guinea pig for half price than they would find one at a pet store.

If you need to get rid of it, walk some distance away and let it go free in the wilderness. It probably won't live but at least killing it won't be on your conscience.

I just don't see how those three options of killing it is all the options you have left, you are a human being, you were designed to be imaginative, creative and innovative. Figure it out, honestly it doesn't even matter to me if you kill it, it will be on your conscience.
Should i kill my pet?: 4/22/2014 01:01:43


Red Menace
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White People....
Should i kill my pet?: 4/23/2014 12:10:41


Belgian Gentleman 
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Humans...
Should i kill my pet?: 4/23/2014 15:46:14


myhandisonfire 
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Give it to an ecuadorian.

Google "guinea pigs ecuador"
Should i kill my pet?: 4/23/2014 17:08:59


[REGL] Pooh 
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Give it an education.

Google "guinea pigs learn astrophysics"
Should i kill my pet?: 4/23/2014 17:36:33


Belgian Gentleman 
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google "Guinea pig meme"
Should i kill my pet?: 4/25/2014 05:02:20

Col. Sandfurz
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If there might be some tad of truth to this:

1. You either have psychological problems or an allergy.
2. Find people to take care of it. Post in a local newspaper or look for a blackboard (university, pet shop...dunno?). Make sure poeple are ok in your book. Taking a bit of money might indicate people will care....might.

3. What kleinersteiner said - or bite off its head alive and chew it down raw and "alive" as it is. Film yourself while doing so, crawl along the floor and film it up side down so to make it seem as if you were climbing up a steep wall, get a kitchen knive, wrap the handle in orange(!) paracord, stick out your tongue a lot, roll your eyeballs from one side to the other and run around a lot, behave like having a short attention syndrome - in essence, mimic bear grylls as good as possible! Post all of that to you tube and sell it as badass online jungle survival lectures, try to get rich.Or popular at least, whatever that means nowadays (dont forget to scratch "made in china" to the knive and sell it for 60+ bucks!).
4. Guinea pigs might beat girls nowadays....but not sure. Probably depends on the circumstances. They might make better conversation partners.....guinea pigs, that is.


Good luck and take care!

Edited 4/25/2014 05:16:30
Should i kill my pet?: 4/25/2014 05:15:16

Col. Sandfurz
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Oh, and should there be truth to this (which i think the odds arent too great for that):

In any case get the pig out of the bathroom man. The moisture there will only help to let bacterias grow making the whole situation worse, it might get sick and now that might really stink.

There are other ways of fighting bad smells really (google for it and use "natural" or something as a search term, because you dont want to poison a possible future meal and all).

Just take it out there man....and if it stinks, all the better, the sooner you are forced to make decisions and change the situation.


(unbelievable i invested time on this, we western people are degenerated for sure)

o/

Edited 4/25/2014 05:54:20
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