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Tell me your jokes: 5/19/2019 13:04:53


Viking1007
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I've got nothing else to do, so tell me your jokes.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

A. Roberto.

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?


A. Nobody knows

Edited 5/19/2019 13:06:22
Tell me your jokes: 5/19/2019 13:11:01


😎 Zdravo Prijatelju 😍
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OT
Tell me your jokes: 5/19/2019 13:16:38


Thanos 
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Half of Warzone.
Tell me your jokes: 5/19/2019 13:17:21


Viking1007
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Lol
Tell me your jokes: 5/19/2019 15:21:47


King C******* V 
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I mean he ain’t wrong.
Tell me your jokes: 5/20/2019 12:26:00


Tristan 
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After two years of Trump making their nation the laughing stock of the world, Americans can finally breathe a sigh of relief.

The countdown to Prime Minister Boris Johnson has begun.
Tell me your jokes: 5/20/2019 13:28:21


Viking1007
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Haha.
Tell me your jokes: 5/21/2019 14:06:16


Tristan 
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Okay, more jokes. :D

To our American cousins:
It's Mum not Mom,
It's crisps not chips,
It's chips not fries,
It's football not soccer,
It's rugby not football,
It's school not shooting range.



"I'm proud to be Asian." Said the Asian.
"I'm proud to be black." Said the African.
"I'm proud to be white." Said the racist.



Russian roulette is a great way to have fun. 5 out of 6 people agree.
Tell me your jokes: 5/21/2019 15:20:22

goodgame
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Mum, Mom, what's the difference?
crisps, chips, okay.
Why do you call fries chips?
Yeah. It's football because you play with your feet. American football should be renamed.
Rugby is not the same as American/Canadian football.
Gun school? That's for soldiers and cops only.
Asians, Africans, and Europeans are all equally capable of racism. Not all whites are racist, though some are. Not all blacks and Asians are victims, though some are.

I know those were supposed to be jokes, these are just things I think need saying.
Tell me your jokes: 5/21/2019 15:22:54

goodgame
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Now for an actual joke:

How do you kill a blue elephant?
Shoot it with a blue shotgun.

How do you kill a pink elephant?
Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue shotgun.
Tell me your jokes: 5/21/2019 15:45:13


IRiseYouFall
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the above attempts
Tell me your jokes: 5/21/2019 15:58:09

goodgame
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Here's another:

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Tell me your jokes: 5/21/2019 21:17:51


[AOE]Akeion
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The Iranian Economy πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘ŒπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
Tell me your jokes: 5/21/2019 22:06:35


Viking1007
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What's brown and sticky?


A stick

Edited 5/26/2019 00:46:17
Tell me your jokes: 5/22/2019 03:14:26


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The 26 year old losers posing as chads who come on here and act like they're some sort of quality filter for the community.
Tell me your jokes: 5/22/2019 03:25:29


BasilBerylium
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me_irl

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Edited 5/22/2019 03:28:33
Tell me your jokes: 5/22/2019 03:40:32


Thanos 
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The children on Warzone that waste this games resources while claiming to be ‘counter culture.’ The fools haven’t been alive long enough to have culture.
Tell me your jokes: 5/22/2019 06:37:32


BasilBerylium
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A post-modernist culture

Edited 5/22/2019 06:37:45
Tell me your jokes: 5/22/2019 12:27:17


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Culture is quickly being buried under a trash heap of pop kulch. The capeshit connoisseur is unrivaled in his ability to drown any community in a flood of his pointless nihilistic media. This can be seen in Bane's catalog of maps lol. Those take up more "resources" than the forum posts.
Tell me your jokes: 5/22/2019 14:32:19


Thanos 
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It’s true, maps like bane’s required valuable Warzone resources, however compared to utter filth like these: https://www.warzone.com/MapsByCreator?p=725935

We can easily say resources were wasted.
Tell me your jokes: 5/22/2019 15:57:16

goodgame
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What resources? Last I checked all that gets used when making maps is electricity and memory, the same stuff that's used for playing the game period.
Tell me your jokes: 5/22/2019 17:45:07


King C******* V 
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lol you use electricity?
Tell me your jokes: 5/22/2019 17:50:27

goodgame
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Well, how else do you power a computer?
Tell me your jokes: 5/22/2019 18:07:08


Thanos 
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No one mentioned electricity, you fool.
Tell me your jokes: 5/22/2019 18:28:48

goodgame
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Thanos, you can keep pretending I don't exist, but I do exist. Suck it up.
Tell me your jokes: 5/22/2019 19:48:16


King C******* V 
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I’m sorry Mr. Thanos.
Tell me your jokes: 5/23/2019 03:45:06


BasilBerylium
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Please don't downvote me.
Tell me your jokes: 5/23/2019 15:36:32

goodgame
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Well, whoever can downvote is a bit of a jackass, because I've seen uninsulting curse free posts downvoted and complete and total crap allowed.
Tell me your jokes: 5/23/2019 15:40:54


Thanos 
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I'll need more than your apology, boy.
Tell me your jokes: 5/23/2019 15:50:55

goodgame
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Not like you can do anything about it.
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