On Dutch – “-Why did Ikea stop opening stores in the Netherlands?” “- They couldn’t afford the free pencils anymore”.

Unfortunatly there is a bit of truth in this one :( IKEA has stopped doing the breakfast thingy in the Netherlands cause to many dutch people went to eat there for 1 euro, creating lots of trafficjams and finiancial loss for IKEA. So, not really a joke, but the truth. And one to be ashamed of in my eyes -.-

A "Bellman" joke: A russian, a german and Bellman was doing a contest to see how long they could stay in a pig stie. The russian Went in first. After 10 mins he came out and cried: "The pig farted!", then the german went in to the stie. After 15 min he came out and cried: "The pig farted!". Then Bellman Went in. After 30 min the PIG came out and cried: "Bellman farted!". :P

Edited 4/15/2014 20:26:49

Ireland
Q: A one handed Irishman is hanging from a tree. How do you get him out?
A: Wave

Scotland
There are 5 scales of which you meassure things. From largest to smallest, they are; inter-stellar scale, macroscale, microscale, sub-atomic scale and the salad section in a Scotish supermarket scale.

Switzerland
In Switzerland, the army had a choice of what to do, find a new way of twidelling their thumbs or invent to Swiss army knife.

Denmark
Marmite, you either love it, hate it, or take the Danish view-point.

France
Q: Why does the French flag have a white stripe in the middle?
A: So they can cut off the other 2 stripes and wave the middle 1 when they go into battle.

Poland
Q: Which country has both the most northernly and southernly people on Earth?
A:Poland, because of the north and south pole.

Edited 4/15/2014 20:38:18

Why Casper the ghost does not go to a pub?
- he has no body to go with.

and for something that is WL-related:

If four make a foursome,
three make a threesome,
two make a twosome,
why does deadpiggy say he's handsome?

nock nock who there bang...............bang bang ................ 5 min later(police syrians)

Q: How to you know when a joke's gone too far?
A: When it invades Crimea.

Edited 4/16/2014 12:56:34