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Got a joke?: 3/21/2014 01:32:17

Level 54
Make like Frozen and let it go
Got a joke?: 3/21/2014 02:02:57

Level 49
What did the pebble wish?

Only that she could be a little boulder.
Got a joke?: 3/21/2014 02:41:28

{DARK} That Guy
Level 56
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a truck.
Got a joke?: 3/21/2014 04:29:08

Level 49
Why did Hailey fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms.

Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Not Hailey.
Got a joke?: 3/21/2014 04:29:45

Level 58
Knock knock.

Who's there.

Not Timmy.


Edited 3/21/2014 04:30:10
Got a joke?: 3/21/2014 04:32:48

Level 54
You guys are so mean :(
Got a joke?: 3/21/2014 04:34:57

Level 49
You hear the joke about Helen Keller?

Neither did she.
Got a joke?: 3/21/2014 04:37:36

Level 54
D: You're cruel.

Make a cute joke
Got a joke?: 3/21/2014 04:39:24

Level 49
Why was the bee's hair sticky?

He used a honey comb!
Got a joke?: 3/21/2014 04:41:10

Level 49
I thought the Frisbee was getting closer.

Then it hit me.
Got a joke?: 3/21/2014 16:20:26

{rp} GeneralGror
Level 58
Q. Why did the little girl fall off of her bike?
A. Because someone threw a fridge at her.
Got a joke?: 3/21/2014 20:05:50

Belgian Gentleman 
Level 56
Helicopter crashes in a Dutch cemetery. The rescue teams have already found 100 dead people.

Why are Dutch jokes about Belgium more common than in other countries?
They are cheaper.

A dutch guy was asked to do a gift for the orphan ouse.
He sended his grandmother.

A scottish guy marks all places on a map where he can eat for cheap, and the dutch guy marks all the places where you are obliged to pay.

How do you put 100 dutch people in a closet?
You drop an euro in there.

What's difference between a dinosaur and a smart dutch guy?
The dinosaurs had already existed.

And the question is: What does this hollandaise in Berlin?
The train to Israel was too expensive.
Got a joke?: 3/21/2014 20:34:45

Level 60
How do you keep a Belgian busy?
Put him in a round chamber and tell him to find the corner.

A German, Belgian and Dutchman are going parachuting.
The german jumps out and pulls his parachute. The Belgian jumps out and also pulls his parachute. The Dutchman jumps but his parachute wont open. Before he is able to open his reserve parachute he passes the belgian. The belgian yells "Wanna race buddy?" and throws off his own parachute.

What do you do when a belgian throws a handgrenate at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.

A belgian works for a company that repairs doorbells. He goes on his first job and returns within 10 minutes. His boss asks how he did his job so fast. The belgian replies: "I didn`t have to do anything I rang 6 times, but they didn`t open the door".

Two belgian pilots are about to land their plane on an airfield. "Before they land one belgian says: Jeez, this runway is very short". To which to other one replies: "Yeah, but it has to be a few miles wide"

How many jokes are there about belgians?
None, they`re all true

Why will we be at war with the belgians in 30 years?
Cause at that time they`ll finally get these jokes.

I can also play it like that Belgian Gentleman :p

Edited 3/21/2014 20:45:25
Got a joke?: 3/22/2014 15:47:13

Belgian Gentleman 
Level 56
Goddamnit... Dutchies
Got a joke?: 4/14/2014 16:45:28

Level 35
wold you rather get run over by a invading army or defend for your land?
Got a joke?: 4/14/2014 19:16:35

Level 31
last spring a Belgian farmer went into his field and said... "wheres the crops?"

ok i suck come smash me in a 1v1 or something
Got a joke?: 4/14/2014 19:18:28

[LN] Dubs
Level 42
what is the best contraceptive for old people?
Got a joke?: 4/14/2014 22:41:49

[REGL] Pooh 
Level 60
A Man walks into a bar.

Got a joke?: 4/14/2014 23:55:06

Level 57
A couple I found while pursuing the internet:

Q: What do you call a Blind German? A: a Not see

Q: Why are there so many tree lined streets and leafy lanes in France? A: Germans like to march in the shade.

Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.

Q: How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? A: First, invade ze kitchen.

Wie sieht ein echter Arier aus? Blond wie Hitler, groß wie Goebbels und schlank wie Göring!


On Belgians – “Two Belgians are driving a truck and arrive at a bridge with a warning sign: maximum height 4 meters. They get off and measure their truck. It’s 6 meters high. “What shall we do?” asks the one. “I don’t see any police” says the other one “so let’s drive on”


On Belgians – “Helicopter crashes in a Belgian cemetery. The rescue teams have already found 100 dead people.”


On English – “- What does an Englishman do for thrills?” “- Eats an After Eight mint at 7:30”.


On Norwegians – “-How do you say ‘genius’ in Norway?” “- A tourist”

On Danes – “- Why do Danish people never play hide and seek?” “- Because nobody wants to look for them”


On Belgians – “- Why wasn’t Jesus born in Belgium?” “-God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin in Belgium”.


On Poles – “ – What do you call it when 2 whites are pushing a car?” “-White Power” “-What do you call it when 2 blacks are pushing a car?” “- Black Power” “- What do you call it when 2 Poles are pushing a car?” “- Grand theft auto”

On Dutch – “-Why did Ikea stop opening stores in the Netherlands?” “- They couldn’t afford the free pencils anymore”.


On Italians – “- What do you call an Italian with his hands in his pocket?” “- A mute”

Czech Republic

On Slovakians – “The Slovak language has been invented by Stur has he was drunk and tried to translate Russian to Czech”


On Czech – “A Slovak man, a Polskie man and a Czech man buy German cars. The Slovak man buys a Mercedes-Benz, The Polskie man buys a BMW. And the Czech man buys a Trabant”.

(Trabant is an East German brand, i.e. bad quality, but cheap)


On Scotsmen – “Nowadays the Scots do not play bagpipes to frighten their enemies, they do it to annoy their neighbours.”


On Romanians – “-What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?” “- The future”


On Bosnians – ““I think, therefore I am,” says a Bosnian and disappears without a trace.”

Bosnia and Herzegovina

On Germans – “A Bosnian interviews for a job in Germany. “Where are you from?” asks the employer. “From Bosnia!” “Oh, I know,” says the German, “you Bosnians are known to be lazy.” “Oh no, sir,” responds the Bosnian, “those are the Montenegrins. We Bosnians are stupid!”


On Greeks – “- What do you call a greek with 300 hundred wifes?” “- A Shepherd”


On Albanians – “- What’s the fastest thing in Kosovo?” “- An Albanian with your TV” “- And what’s the second fastest thing in Kosovo?” “- His cousin with your VCR”.

And because you were probably expecting a Jewish joke from me at one point:

Q: Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backwards? A: They like the part where the prostitute gives the money back.
Got a joke?: 4/15/2014 02:18:11

Level 54
I laughed at some of the national clichee jokes :)
Got a joke?: 4/15/2014 08:55:29

Level 60
On Dutch – “-Why did Ikea stop opening stores in the Netherlands?” “- They couldn’t afford the free pencils anymore”.

Unfortunatly there is a bit of truth in this one :( IKEA has stopped doing the breakfast thingy in the Netherlands cause to many dutch people went to eat there for 1 euro, creating lots of trafficjams and finiancial loss for IKEA. So, not really a joke, but the truth. And one to be ashamed of in my eyes -.-
Got a joke?: 4/15/2014 20:26:03

Level 59
A "Bellman" joke: A russian, a german and Bellman was doing a contest to see how long they could stay in a pig stie. The russian Went in first. After 10 mins he came out and cried: "The pig farted!", then the german went in to the stie. After 15 min he came out and cried: "The pig farted!". Then Bellman Went in. After 30 min the PIG came out and cried: "Bellman farted!". :P

Edited 4/15/2014 20:26:49
Got a joke?: 4/15/2014 20:36:06

An abandoned account
Level 56
Q: A one handed Irishman is hanging from a tree. How do you get him out?
A: Wave

There are 5 scales of which you meassure things. From largest to smallest, they are; inter-stellar scale, macroscale, microscale, sub-atomic scale and the salad section in a Scotish supermarket scale.

In Switzerland, the army had a choice of what to do, find a new way of twidelling their thumbs or invent to Swiss army knife.

Marmite, you either love it, hate it, or take the Danish view-point.

Q: Why does the French flag have a white stripe in the middle?
A: So they can cut off the other 2 stripes and wave the middle 1 when they go into battle.

Q: Which country has both the most northernly and southernly people on Earth?
A:Poland, because of the north and south pole.

Edited 4/15/2014 20:38:18
Got a joke?: 4/15/2014 21:36:23

[WM] ᵀᴴᴱ𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓭𝓰𝓮 
Level 59
Why Casper the ghost does not go to a pub?
- he has no body to go with.

and for something that is WL-related:

If four make a foursome,
three make a threesome,
two make a twosome,
why does deadpiggy say he's handsome?
Got a joke?: 4/16/2014 06:02:15

Level 54
nock nock who there bang...............bang bang ................ 5 min later(police syrians)
Got a joke?: 4/16/2014 12:56:23

An abandoned account
Level 56
Q: How to you know when a joke's gone too far?
A: When it invades Crimea.

Edited 4/16/2014 12:56:34
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