first my name (and jr's sense of rejection), then my age...if i didn't know any better, i'd guess homosexual courtship were taking place!

a/s/l

Way to continue to avoid the question. And don't flatter yourself, Richie. I'm not into boys. I prefer men.

What relation does age bear to knowledge, skill or competence, Mikkelson? It seems completely ignorant to disregard anything on the basis of age (outside of predatory relationships, of course.

|> |> I can't afford to waste my time with people under my age.

i might be misremembering, but arent you a teacher, mikkelsen?

I hate to tell you guys, but Mikkelsen is a poser. He says he likes men but it clearly says on his website that he has a fiancee.

Having a fiancée and liking men isn't at all mutually exclusive, methinks.

True, but does his fiancee know.

Maybe his fiancee is a guy?

Did you guys read the story? He doesn't have a fiancee, he used to have one afaik. (and it seems it was a girl, although he claims names may have been changed.)

Since Gui Richie, to my great dismay, doesn't want to get into it with me, I might as well explain.

|> What relation does age bear to knowledge, skill or competence, Mikkelson?

You really don't know? Maybe in a few years you'll figure this out. In terms of my ridiculous demand one page back, it was an inside joke with Gui. In a recent ladder game against each other he said that he couldn't be bothered to speak to me if I couldn't prove I was old enough to deserve his attention. He was serious. I'm making fun of him for it.

|> i might be misremembering, but arent you a teacher, mikkelsen?

I believe what you meant to ask is, "aren't you a teachers?" And yes. I used to be.

|> Maybe his fiancee is a guy?

Technically, that is impossible. One of the many typos in the story on my website you're all referring to is the incorrect use of the words fiance and fiancee. I only learned this after writing it and someone else pointed it out to me. A fiance is a man engaged to marry and a fiancee is a woman engaged to marry. I had a fiancee because a woman was engaged to me. I am a man so I was her fiance. So while, based on the information you sleuths have gathered, I could be bisexual, I'm not.

Odd that no one's amazing detective work on me included reading my warlight tagline. But that's cool. For future clarity:

I am a huge troll. Don't take me seriously.

http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer.aspx?GameID=2117177

Jr, you write fiction, so misquoting me seems appropriate. The above link has the real conversation.

About age: Someone pointed out to me that a player who once attacked me on the forum is a teenager. Had I known, I wouldn't have expected more from him. I think age can be important. I didn't realize Jr is in fact the man in the picture. After his teammate pointed this out, I apologized to him in our private chat for my mistake. I respect Jr's courage to use a normal name and his actual photo.

Apparently trolling Warlight forums is a way to drive traffic to your website. I'm impressed. By the way, while yall are all going there, if you haven't read the reverse scam attempt, it is one of the funniest things I have read on the internet. Aint nothing better than scamming the scammer in a completely humorous way.

Why shouldnt you use your actual foto if you look like johnny depp?

Yeah, myhand, I only looked at the mini. I always assumed it was Johnny Depp's photo.

This has turned out to be quite informative in an odd way... and well.... now I'm just plain saddened that the picture ISN'T Johnny Depp D:
There is still a missing piece of information though, Gui's real name.

It seems I managed to derail the thread despite my disclaimer lol

About the thread's original topic: I deleted one of the tournaments (the Ancient China one: I didn't plan to join; now that I have it wouldn't be especially fair to keep that RR) and am considering deleting another (if that would encourage some of the better players to join).

About WL's make-up-less Johnny Depp topic: My name has been divulged before (by accident). Also, I think Jr should change his name to Captain Jack Sparrow. He has the look and the right mix of wordiness, attitude and unpredictability.

(If you don't believe my last point, read the in-game chat in the link above and everything Jr writes with Captain Jack Sparrow's voice in your mind!)

I just hope that nobody figures out my name. I am very concerned about personal privacy on the internet.

Apologies, Mikkelson. Took it out-of context.