You know what the lamest state in the Union is, though? North Dakota. North Dakota sucks so much. Unlike South Dakota, which has the largest and coolest national park in the world (Yellowstone National Park) and an extinction-level ticking timebomb under it, North Dakota has Buffalo shit and that’s basically it. Like, can we all just admit that it’s Canada? It’s literally just Canada at this point.

Don't talk bad about North Dakota. My grandfather was born there and because of his inheritance of the land, my grandma gets oil money from that sweet Bakken black gold.