I misspelled you're in this sentence- "your just so fast"

In my head it came out "yur just so fast" which has a lot to do with my southern North American dialect. I was just trying to be personable. You try to be yourself in an age of budding internet sociability and are labeled an idiot.

Is it time to rethink yurselves, grammar NAZIS?

https://makeameme.org/meme/do-you-want-x7j862

yo nate theres no need to hide man. if the grammar nazis do come for your typeo we got all the allys we need to keep you safe.

there here nate said

aura your going to help right? logan replied

yes i will wait...... HELP! said aura

WHERE COMING MANN HOLD ON!!!! said logan as he ran to where aura was

hes gone its to late for him. said nate as he stoped logan

ok what now wait...GET DOWN NATE! said logan


NATE YOU THERE MAN!!!


.................


crap logan said

wait i hear something said logan

RUNNNNNNNNN! logan said as he made it out of the door before jappanball got him

It's like mini me.

Please could I adopt you, Ligma?

I don't get how people can forget that apostrophe. Without it, it is not a verb. This is interesting. Do you use less verbs in your dialect?

It happens all the time in English. People mix up synonyms. The majority knows which is correct, they just write/type the wrong one.

Lolgan

yea i think jappanball right

I don't get how people can forget that apostrophe. Without it, it is not a verb. This is interesting. Do you use less verbs in your dialect?

Let me give you a lesson in southern hospitality, German. If you ever come across someone from south of the Mason-Dixon line completely disregard their improper english and you may find yourself enjoying the finer points of ya'll and reckon. You may even find yourself hearing stories of moonshine liquor being brewed in Tennessee mountains and rum runners shooting at would be federal agents or the tunnels that were built to get the africans north. Then you can wile us with a tale of hiding a jew in your closet and the secret romance you shared or the brew you PERFECTED when your favorite German team won the futbal match.



@Logan

If someone is coming at my back sucker punch them in the face. ¿Entiendes lo que digo?

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No pienso que habla español. Es bastante tonto y muy estupido. Sin embargo, si habla español, no entiende lo que digas.

(No hablo español)

Tal vez ese es el problema. Todos estos alemanes y húngaros están usando un traductor cada vez que les digo algo y el uso de Ya o supongo que los está jodiendo a todos en la traducción. Tal vez es un problema de mí ...

TL;DR The south is an awful place. Avoid it, or better yet - burn it with fire.

misspelled

It's the wrong word, not a misspelling.

I hope you're able appreciate this pun on your thread.

<insert grammar correction here>