funny rap...

no comment about the disputes.

just feel funny for myhand's rap :p

like a poem

what had happened actually? i haven't been reading forum for long.

@ Gui --> As you should realise by now, win rate, which you think is an important factor, also depends on who you fight and whom you fight with, especially seeing that the latter is your major point against Szeweningen.

Off-topic to Szeweningen: is your name by any chance derived from Scheveningen?

i am confused how 3v3 europe got into this forum
p.s also i didn't mean anything i said i was just trying to funny sorry my hand i ruined your thread

Because 3v3 Europe makes Gui a very happy little boy. No need for more enlightenment than that, I reckon. Else he might beat me up. He is scarier than Ali, ya know. Although that fact might be tempered by the fact that Ali now has Parkinson's disease, and so is a stuttering, incompetent wreck of a man.

this thread:

RAP (for fun) > actual insults > Gui surrenders > personal attacks >

> szewn brings up europe 3v3 > x talks about dicks > iron apologies 10 times >

> i respond to x/sven > eagle has a sister > wow wow > MAJOR RAPS >

> sven bestows manlove on myhand again > i respond to eag/x/sven: ali/3v3 europe >

> SOMEBODY TALKS ABOUT RAP > dominco misreads my point > sven: what's your name? >

> iron apologizes again for rapping while drinking > happy gui beats up wrecked ali

I misread your point? You've decided not to be in a team with Szeweningen anymore, because he teams up with better players in order to win.

Next, you come up with a kind of ranking system which actually endorses this, because teaming up with better players means you get a higher win-rate, assuming you face the same opponents.

And even if you were talking about 1v1s, then still one could manipulate his win rate by facing weaker fiends or mere sockpuppets.

And I didn't ask Szeweningen what his name is, I'm asking if it's based on a particular city's name... *misread that by chance?*

why cant we all just play nice :(

I assumed you were referring to winning % (ie, stats) only, since I described that winning depends on (a) who you are (top player, great player, really good player, average player, bad player, really bad player), (b) who your teammates are, (c) who your opponents are, and (d) whether or not the best players are influencing the weaker players. So I was confused, bc you said "win-rate...depends on who you fight and whom you fight with." Everything after "depends on" is exactly what I discussed, so the word "win-rate" threw me off.

Ranking system: what I've noticed from my games/experience. I brought it up to put my common games with Sven in a theoretical context, to say this: he can't beat my team if his team isn't stronger on paper. Once he disproves this theory of mine, I'd gladly change my impression of him.

Sven's name seems to be the name of a chess player. Sven likes chess.

Gui doesn't know shit about chess.
Szeweningen's name obviously refers to a chess *opening*, not a player. Just look at his profile picture. It shows the position after black answers 5. Nc3 with e6, leading into the Scheveningen Variation of the Sicilian Defence...

@ Domenico (though late)

It is indeed from scheveningen variation if sicilian, which took its name from Scheveningen were an annual chess tournament was held (not sure if it is still organised).

if=of were=where

gnullbegg, you are funny. I never said I knew anything about chess. Chinese chess and Go are superior games anyway.

Nice to see Jimi is having fun. I find this quite amusing, too!
So what does Jimi know about Chinese Chess & Go?
How can Jimi say those games are "superior" to chess when we just seem to have established that Jimi doesn't know shit about chess?

Jimi knows something about chess.

But first, are you experienced?
Have you ever been experienced?
Well, I have

I suppose Jimi is Gui's real-time account.
Funny to see how foreign people fail to pronounce the /sx/ sound... I don't really understand why, though, since Polish has both the /s/ and /x/.
What makes putting them together so hard that even some Dutch people prefer /sk/ and /ʃ/?

Let me tell you, man, Jimi knows all about the /sex/ sound. But Jimi don't make the /sex/ sound with his mouth. Girls do that.

That post had me make a /sigh/ sound...

Jimi's ladies do the /sigh/ sound too.

Did the Jimi experience a lack of coherence right there?
Let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late.
There's too much confusion, I can't get no relief.
Wait that one's from Bob. Oh, the irony...