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Gui vs. the forum Rap battle: 2/24/2012 16:43:49


myhandisonfire 
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I was watching the legendary Epic Rap battles of history, when I came here and took a look at the forum, feeling inspired.
So for reading this , you should check them out (they are really good) and best keep them running in the background to have a beat to read to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwSKCZJxLXg&feature=related



I am Gui, Guillame the Batard,
some hate me, despise me, but have to admit I rock hard.
my mind is superior, I create the best clans
You have to study 3 years, just to understand my plans
So
when I speak you should listen, listen in awe,
copy my thoughts and print them as law.

You say you create clans - but 20 - is no clan
Its just a league, a congegration of men.
You created X as a clan, that maybe true
but they are like REGL, tell me whats new?
You refuse to admit, unwilling to see,
in doing that, you are just a copy of me
You play for the win, I play for fun,
and while you are the shadow, I am the sun.

I am a God of Warlight, tournament winner, inventor of strategies,
but who are you?
You are the crowd, the nobodies that nobody knows,
maximum average!!
in all you do.
You bitch,
I am number 1 of the ladder,
I win games in the thousands,
I could play you blind!
and I would still play better.

We are peaceful community that likes each other
you are just a guy with a complex, so why should we bother?
You think you are godlike? you arrogant prick
you just post here, to compensate for you dick.

Do you feel offended? what is wrong?
It seems you dont like the tone of my song
truth is , when i come here and show you my smarts,
you either insult me, or hand me over some charts.
If that is all you have, try harder,
give me the best you can,
or go back to your reallife and be a family man.
Gui vs. the forum Rap battle: 2/24/2012 17:55:32

DagenDaDragon (ReTIRED OF WARLIGHT) 
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*clap* *clap*
Bravo, I demand more!
Gui vs. the forum Rap battle: 2/24/2012 18:25:05


MilitaryManiac 
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Best post ever!
Gui vs. the forum Rap battle: 2/24/2012 18:42:21


NecessaryEagle 
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+1

that is all
Gui vs. the forum Rap battle: 2/24/2012 18:42:21

Qi 
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playing the villain can be fun.
Gui vs. the forum Rap battle: 2/24/2012 19:11:56


Ironheart
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i will rap back against gui(myhandisonfire)

yo gui i heard your response
Is this because you were top once
Once top of the ladder
but u can't hold your bladder
everytime i speak
you need a leak

now get a dick
you damn little chick
now take a rest
cause you lost to the best

this is the original gangstar ironheart
Now you cheap tart
take a lesson from me gui
cause this what i do
Gui vs. the forum Rap battle: 2/24/2012 19:14:46


Ironheart
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all i could think off
Gui vs. the forum Rap battle: 2/24/2012 20:07:19


Ironheart
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also gui beat that anonymous opponent definately
Gui vs. the forum Rap battle: 2/24/2012 20:35:07

Qi 
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we waged 3 wars, iron c, you got nothin on me
i killed your ill ass with strategy and class
you won one, by booting like a thug
no, sir, you aint nothin but a poser, a metallic valentine card
frontin with the master, the record holder, gui the batard

you speak of chicks, urination and dicks
shit, what about the game you should've won on the picks?
outplayed, outgunned, out of your class, mr heart of metal
you'd be better off being a submissive jolly good fellow

dont believe me? well, myhandisonfire got his finger on the wire:
i'm a one of a kind strategic mind, a bonus bustin assassin, a sniper
been rockin real-time since you were in diapers
deaf, dumb or blind, i'll puncture holes in your heart, iron c
and watch you bleed out from iron deficiency

still want to go toe to toe with the godfather of war?
please, i ain't your boy, i'm the general
Gui vs. the forum Rap battle: 2/24/2012 20:48:54

Qi 
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Gui vs. the forum Rap battle: 2/24/2012 20:53:07

Dr. TypeSomething 
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Holy crap is this funny.
Gui vs. the forum Rap battle: 2/24/2012 21:08:45

The Duke of Ben 
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Can one of you guys post the game that Gui lost due to "booting?" I've noticed that Gui never surrenders but instead waits for the boot to get him in the ladder games, so I'd like to be able to confirm if he really was losing/had lost or what.

Thanks
Gui vs. the forum Rap battle: 2/24/2012 21:13:44

Qi 
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Gui vs. the forum Rap battle: 2/24/2012 21:28:21

Qi 
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Duke, "never surrenders" is a bit strong. I've lost at least 40 ladder games. I was booted in 3:

- 2v2: teammate's wish.
- 2v2: game was close to being lost, but was still salvagable with amazing luck; teammate got booted by accident. the game would've lasted at least 3-6 more days if he wasn't booted. i wanted to share my teammate's fate: win together, surrender together, get booted together.
- 1v1: game was over on turn 0. lost on picks. a non-game. i want to remember it. it is the one that says (booted). once the game was decided, i let myself get booted.

in comparison: before losing to lobstrosity, i could have not surrendered. i knew i'd probably beat zaeban. postponing the surrender until after i got the zaeban win would've made my rating the highest ever. but when a game is definitely over, i prefer to surrender.
Gui vs. the forum Rap battle: 2/24/2012 21:32:18


szeweningen 
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myhand should be the forum sniper, does not post a lot, but delivers only precise bullets ;)

My guess is Gui is playing with a huge t-shirt with 99 number on it and a golden "Warlight Brat" sign, Gui have you won 11 tournaments by any chance? (who can catch the reference? ;) )
Gui vs. the forum Rap battle: 2/24/2012 21:53:34

Qi 
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Precisely 11? By chance? lol

Robin, I still like your damsel in distress enactment: Exactly 5 minutes after I made a 3v3 tournament, Robin shouts out on the public chat: "Batmans (myhand and saladin), please join my team. I need you to win. Without you I am lost." (deliberate misquote, though the gist of it is true, as is the timing)
Gui vs. the forum Rap battle: 2/24/2012 22:11:49


Ironheart
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oh nooo i quiver in fear
and ma in tears

Some one write this down
cause am making history now
if u are talking about outplaying
in europe watch my slaying

unlike william the conqueror u are doing none
you have been outshone
nunc faciem lucem
te perdidit ad mea fortitudine
(for those who don't know latin)
now face the light
you have lost to my might

this battle was over from the start
we already had it on the chart
now hail the new king
kiss my ring

i will go tell you to suck ur dick
but you haven't got one little prick
a lesson for you gui when i go toe to toe i wear still toe caps
eventhough a cap cannnot fit on your oversized head inflated by your ego
Gui vs. the forum Rap battle: 2/24/2012 22:20:18


Ironheart
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gui if u join the turku tourney we might end up fighting against each other or together
Gui vs. the forum Rap battle: 2/24/2012 22:26:23


NecessaryEagle 
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so how long you think till that last rap-post gets deleted because of language?
Gui vs. the forum Rap battle: 2/24/2012 22:51:56


szeweningen 
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Hmm Gui, I can't get a read on you right now. Before I thought you were just sarcastic, but now it's starting to feel like you really mean I am riding on their back in every of my Europe games... So now was it just friendly trash-talk or real mocking? Just to be clear I wanted to team up with them, because they are great players and there is nothing wrong with that. In most Europe games I have to abuse the team-chat to the limits to force my teammates to do decent moves, I am not sure that 19 games like that would please me... Btw. if that was real mocking your argument is most hypocrytical, since in your earlier 3vs3 knock-out tournaments you started off with your own overpowered teams. In 2 of them my team lost to you, my team will win the 3rd, because Monsenhor left and you couldn't utilise your advantage... It's not that I find anything bad about that in particular, it's just pure hypocrisy I hate.

Btw. what is the answer to my question, were there precisely 11 of your wins? ;)

p.s. Iron Conquerer, please stop :(
Gui vs. the forum Rap battle: 2/24/2012 23:12:47


x 
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szew, he was just joking. actually, that was probably the least dickish comment gui has posted here in the last month.
Gui vs. the forum Rap battle: 2/24/2012 23:29:51


Ironheart
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fine i will stop 2 ppost was enough fun like in the raps
p.s wat about utililighter writing f u in big bold words and the whole word don't think it has been delleted
Gui vs. the forum Rap battle: 2/24/2012 23:34:04


Ironheart
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i never meant any of those raps for the record gui is a great player GUI FOR PRESIDENT OF WARLIGHT.
Gui vs. the forum Rap battle: 2/25/2012 06:09:40

Qi 
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And X is a diplomat. Though the DSK type: must all your random attacks be as sexual as dick and douche? Before your attacks were weekly, most saying "Gui doesn't know how to have fun. He cares too much." Since I surrendered against you in a 1v1 tournament on turn 0 bc I don't play games with fools, your attacks have become almost daily, and all rather sexual or visceral in nature, devoid of meaning other than "I don't like you." Very odd. I bet you're some scrawny computer guy who can't play sports and doesn't know how to fight. I'd love to put on some boxing gloves and just destroy you.

Robin, I've never seen you beat a good team with a weaker team. That's all. Do that and you're the man. I still don't know what 11 refers to.

Iron, you boot me at 5 minutes second turn in a 10v10. You'll always occupy a warm spot on my blacklist.
Gui vs. the forum Rap battle: 2/25/2012 06:20:28


MilitaryManiac 
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11 refers to Phil Hellmuth the poker brat...
Gui vs. the forum Rap battle: 2/25/2012 07:24:50


CuChulainn 
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:)
Gui vs. the forum Rap battle: 2/25/2012 08:53:22


[中国阳朔]TexasJohn 
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A) Those were terrible raps. I cannot do better, but Jesus Christ on a cracker those were terrible. Not the vulgarity, that is fine. I prefer my rap as vulgar and stereotypical as possible. But seriously, guys, just stop. As a fan of rap music (Dirty 3rd Coast for life, son!), it hurts me in my heartbone.

B) Gui, why threaten to fight people? There are plenty of people in China who would honestly love a chance at it. And by China, I mean real China, not Taiwan.
Gui vs. the forum Rap battle: 2/25/2012 12:26:49

icvotria
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Gui vs. the forum Rap battle: 2/25/2012 12:38:28


Ironheart
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gui i didn't get your last post only the bottom also i was new when i booted you also i have stoped you probally could beat me since you are most likely older but i don't like fighting and more grown and stronger than me.
the tourney i was outplayed by you also the attacks i just wanted them to rhyme and dick rhymed with a lot of things.
Gui vs. the forum Rap battle: 2/25/2012 12:39:11


Ironheart
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i don't think any one is getting cyber bullied
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