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"Warzone Staff" in front of the macroscope: 12/23/2017 15:30:25


حياة
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Hey, my 'brother' retired, not me, ok?! This clan is very bad and filled with evil players. Now, this isn't "bad" as in Warzone's unity version is "bad" but I actually got some evidence and things to back myself up.

REASON #1: ILLEGAL NAME CHANGE
Fizzer has clearly stated before that he will never change a clan's name, even for money, as it's part of a clan's "identity". Ok, we know that's just code for too-lazy-to-program-in-something-small (and BTW, After_Dark, my brother's clan, has gone thru 2 identity changes - the MARIO Clan and the MASTER HUNTERS clan) but then he breaks his own rule and corruptly tweaks the name of his clan that he specifically manages. I mean it makes sense as Warlight is dead and Warzone is live but then change the name of DanWL clan to DanWZ please (preferably against his will, as consent is such a turn-off).
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REASON #2: NO GROWTH
Warlight Staff (I'll be calling it by its real name now) is stagnant. And loads of clans are stagnant, sure, they're happy where they are. But this clan is tiny! The only kind of inter-clan games they can possibly have are 1ag1s.
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REASON #3: NO PARTICIPATION IN TOURNAMENTS OR LEAGUES
WL Staff probably does this to hide the fact that they are very bad. Source: I do the same.
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REASON#4: 50% FORUMSPAMMERS, 50% ALTS
The player "Fizzer" is a notorious forumspammer. Each week, he has a bot generate his "Map of the Week" spam thread which get no attention. He then spams open games with his crappy Map of the Week games. And Mercer is just an inactive alt.
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REASON #5: MERCER'S PROFILE
I am a passionate WarLight Customer Experience Representative that wants to improve the game. "passionate" and not bothering to update your profile as part of the staff of the game don't go together imo.
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REASON #6: IMPOSTOR FIZZER
The real guy who is working on this game isn't the account named "Fizzer". That's just the masquerade, but he doesn't even have a trophy for playing Warlight in Beta, despite making it and playing it since Alpha! https://www.warzone.com/Achievements?p=62456969. Can the real guy behind this website please delete this clan and ban these guys?
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REASON #7: GETTING A CLAN FOR FREE
Guys, come on. Just hijack CORP instead of using your connections as maker of Warlight to make a clan specially for yourself.

Join DARKLORDS. Hail DARKLORDIO.
"Warzone Staff" in front of the macroscope: 12/23/2017 15:35:09


MightySpeck (a Koala) 
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I will repost something I mailed to Fizzer a long time ago

As you should well know, You have been exposed as none other then the (((Tabby Juggernaut))). Now this is confusing because of what we already know about tabby, that he loves Rikku Nyan and wants no one to have sex as Rikku should be His only. Now this is interesting because Sai Kurogetsu claims to be Rikku Nyan, (Sai's only prove is he has some pictures of Rikku that we can't find on the internet, but i am not convinced) Which Leads me to believe that Tabby came here because he figured out Rikku was here. But there is also another Theory that Tabby is Sai (well more of Sai is Tabby) but created Tabby so he could give out his no sex literature and then when Sai pretends he is a girl He picks none other then Rikku Nyan because he has lots of pictures of here already. Now what is more intresting is that we belive that Rikku Nyan is a jew, as Tabby worshiping Rikku Nyan makes sense as he worships Jews (so if Sai really is Rikku then Sai is a Jew)

Now why does this concern you? well that's because you being Tabby makes this go way deeper. I now believe that you Fizzer have created WarLight to meet Rikku Nyan, and made Tabby your alt to spread your no sex literature and praise the master race that is the Jews. And maybe you even created Sai after Rikku didn't join your game.

U done Exposed.


Edited 12/23/2017 15:36:44
"Warzone Staff" in front of the macroscope: 12/23/2017 15:35:41


Cata Cauda
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Exposed!
"Warzone Staff" in front of the macroscope: 12/23/2017 15:36:58


Bane 
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Your jokes required a few rewrites.
"Warzone Staff" in front of the macroscope: 12/23/2017 16:17:42

Mogagazuboroso kusaremagurobaromi
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ok
"Warzone Staff" in front of the macroscope: 12/23/2017 16:45:24


Krzysztof 
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Edited 12/23/2017 16:45:44
"Warzone Staff" in front of the macroscope: 12/23/2017 18:05:38


DanWL 
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There isn't such thing as a DanWL clan - I only included WL at the end of my name so that my name wouldn't be as generic, so easier to find.

Saving up coins for WZ at the end would take an extremely long time. If you've recently looked at my tagline, you'd know that I dislike DanWZ, I'd rather keep my name as it is. DanWZ also sounds worse than DanWL.

*microscope
"Warzone Staff" in front of the macroscope: 12/23/2017 18:33:12


Bane 
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One day an update will happen that will auto change your name to DanWZ. Just you wait.
"Warzone Staff" in front of the macroscope: 12/31/2017 23:45:40


Onoma94 
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The truth hath been aspoken.
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