I'm planning to stream in a couple hours. Hope to see everyone there!

https://www.twitch.tv/FizzerWL

Edited 12/12/2017 20:29:48

Clearly the account above is an imposter

https://www.twitch.tv/FizzerWZ

Edited 12/12/2017 20:36:25

Show 👏 us 👏 that 👏 facecam 👏

//@Bane
if (you.goTo("BerlinOpen")) {
    you.seePerson("Fizzer");
}

Edited 12/12/2017 21:47:01

Warning: SyntaxError: Using //@ to indicate sourceURL pragmas is deprecated. Use //# instead

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Warning!: NERDS

knyte, is this better?

var person = function(name) {
    "use strict";
    this.name = name;
    this.location = 'home';
    this.money = 0;
    this.wantToGoToEvent = {
        BerlinOpen: true
    };
    this.canAffordToGoToEvent = function(event) {
        return this.money > event.cost;
    };
    this.visit = function(place) {
        this.location = place;
        return this;
    };
};

var you = new person("Bane");//Bane is broke
var fizzer = new person("Fizzer");

fizzer.money = 100000;//Fizzer has a job

var events = {
    BerlinOpen: {
        location: 'Berlin',
        cost: 200//for argument's sake
    }
};

if (you.wantToGoToEvent.BerlinOpen && you.canAffordToGoToEvent(events.BerlinOpen) && fizzer.wantToGoToEvent.BerlinOpen && fizzer.canAffordToGoToEvent(events.BerlinOpen)) {
    //if you and fizzer can go to the event, go to the event
    you.visit(events.BerlinOpen.location);
    fizzer.visit(events.BerlinOpen.location);
    //you see Fizzer
}

Edit: added BerlinOpen event cost.

Edited 12/13/2017 00:21:38

LOL, this has been downvoted. When a snake gets harmed by his own poison; such irony indeed. hahahaah (laughing in a seductive way)