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NationStates: 8/22/2017 14:45:07


Cata Cauda
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Yeah, how the fuck did you get such a religious population in the first place?
NationStates: 8/22/2017 14:45:37


Leibstandarte (Vengeance)
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https://www.nationstates.net/nation=surprise Look at this nation's income disparity, LOL.
NationStates: 8/22/2017 15:13:23


{Canidae} Kretoma 
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next issue, lol:
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It’s a slow news day, and so a recent study by the Scientific Centre of Analytical Metadata is getting considerable attention. After a decade of expensive travel to exotic climes, researchers have concluded that nations where people laugh more have a lower GDP. Your advisers have gathered to find out what you want to do.
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NationStates: 8/22/2017 15:14:55


Cata Cauda
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Subsidise humour retail. It boosts economy and makes people happy.
NationStates: 8/22/2017 15:20:24


{Canidae} Kretoma 
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AND i have to deal with theese kind of people:
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“This crass commercialism saddens my heart,” observes dour faith leader Xanatos Cooper, shaking his head sadly. “What about the soul? Laughter is evil spirits, shaking our bodies. Each guffaw is the spirit of the divine, leaking out of the body. It is Written! For the sake of the collective salvation of Holy Evolution, laughter must be banned!”
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AAAND i made the right descision: :D
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The Holy Evolutionian Economy rose from Struggling to Fragile.
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It was the third option, i cut the luxury taxes.

Edited 8/22/2017 15:21:40
NationStates: 8/31/2017 07:44:13


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The Dictatorship of Holy Evolution is a small, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 32 million Holy Evolutionians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
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The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 61.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The struggling Holy Evolutionian economy, worth 710 billion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 22,198 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Newly synthesized elements half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, the bum of Leader has been voted the most recognisable in Holy Evolution, and Holy Evolution's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime is totally unknown. Holy Evolution's national animal is the sparrow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Holy Evolution is ranked 46,297th in the world and 1,569th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.21 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.
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https://www.nationstates.net/nation=holy_evolution
NationStates: 8/31/2017 07:46:32


{Canidae} Kretoma 
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Giving Sea Shepperd rocket cruisers. ^^ Kolkokol :D
NationStates: 8/31/2017 10:03:53


Cata Cauda
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Going pretty well. All you need to fix is boosting your economy and gettig rid of the religious lunatics.
NationStates: 8/31/2017 10:21:18


Leibstandarte (Vengeance)
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NationStates: 8/31/2017 12:23:18


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"People live in fear"
I think you confused Hell with Heaven.
NationStates: 8/31/2017 12:38:42


Cata Cauda
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Thats just the standard description for nations with enough overall freeedom that they are considered as "Anarchy". Infact its even possible to have an anarchy with relatively low crime.
NationStates: 8/31/2017 16:07:57


Leibstandarte (Vengeance)
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There can be no Anarchy without crime.
NationStates: 8/31/2017 17:24:32


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Average income is 25,990 Euros.
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New alltime high! :D
NationStates: 8/31/2017 17:37:55


Leibstandarte (Vengeance)
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^Poor as fuck
NationStates: 8/31/2017 18:45:30


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now when everyone has that. ;)
NationStates: 8/31/2017 19:52:09


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this game is 10/10 lmao first day and I got this
NationStates: 8/31/2017 20:02:54


Leibstandarte (Vengeance)
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Gonna invade you a few hundred times.
NationStates: 8/31/2017 21:19:43


Belgian Gentleman
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We don't discuss rape here
NationStates: 8/31/2017 21:41:01

Knockerz
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Just joined it, seems awesome!
NationStates: 8/31/2017 22:01:40


Leibstandarte (Vengeance)
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citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".


Tabby you Orwellian Fascist...
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