^^The next one is always worse then the last.

Christianity

Chuck Norris

Conservatism

Taggy

People who ignore or deny the truth.

Edit: 'Wally's' 'Make Warlight Great Again' script. @Wally, if you read this, PM me instead of posting here. Don't want spam on this thread...

Edited 5/29/2017 12:45:23

@Japanball, @DanWL and @OnlyThePie I'm getting uppity about this. People clicked on this page to read jokes, and you are not giving them. Stay with the subject!



How's the king of Congo called?
King Kong

What makes 9 out of 10 people happy?
gang rape

What color does a mailbox have inside?
infra-red

Fresh and original lame jokes from mr. Flanderson

@Belgian Gentleman this better?

Dear Parents, I am fully aware that "money doesn't grow on trees". That is why I'm asking you for it.

What do you say when you weren't expecting a bridge to be there?...

DanWL has won the thread

Harry: Why are you leaving
Remus: Sexual acts with another teacher
Harry: You fucking Sirius?
Remus: Snape, actually

This turned into a roastfest as fast as I predicted, but got back on thread even faster xD

A friend and I were making geography puns one time, and when I messed up, I said "Welsh it." In case you find that amusing. Apart from that, all the jokes I know are inappropriate racist ones.

"Apart from that, all the jokes I know are inappropriate racist ones."

I didn't expect anything else from you, Robin. Not to mention that you just admitted that you're racist.

Two sperm cells are swimming and one ask the other:
"When we will enter Fallopian tube?"
"Calm down buddy, we approach tonsils so far."

It is black and knocks on glass. What is it?
A child in microwawe.

There are two bears walking, the one is blue and the other is turning right.

Why birds fly to the south?
It is quite far on foot.

It is behind fence and it cannot be thrown over. What is it?
The Unoverthrowable Behindfencer.

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Not to mention that you just admitted that you're racist.

Jesus Christ, you just have to attack me for something. If I were racist, I would have told the jokes. But since I'm not racist, I didn't tell them. It's not my fault that the people around me tell them and thus I know them. So stay the hell on topic.
And stop calling me Robin.

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Why were there only 2000 Mexicans at the Alamo?
Because they only had 2 vans.

On the subject of racism, the Simpsons is pretty racist. The only race they get accurately is Chinese

What do you call a black man who flies a plane?














A pilot.

I went to a seafood disco. I pulled a muscle.

Ask me if I'm a tree.

Are you an Australian?

Are you an Australian?

Non-whites are subhuman