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Tell me the lamest joke you know: 5/28/2017 18:40:46


Belgian Gentleman 
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Lame jokes that'll make you laugh. It's an obsession I have for the moment. Partially because I'm honoring the glory of the lame pun raccoon meme which I only have just recently discovered. Before you're calling this out as a shame let's give it dignity at least by dedicating this thread to the entire lame joke subculture! And tell me the lamest joke you know !

First to shout taboos begins

my opinion!

I begin

How do you organise a party in space?
- you planet

How do you call a retard that's stuck inside a pit?
- A down

Crazy, no one and nothing are hanging in a tree. Suddenly no one falls from the tree. 'Quick. Call an ambulance!' nothing shouts. Crazy is calling the hospital and says 'Hello I'm crazy. I call for nothing. Because nobody fellt from the tree!'

João: 'How's your new job going?'
Gilberto: 'pretty fine. Thanks. There are already 150 men working under me'
João: 'that's amazing so....'
Gilberto: 'Yeah, I work on the second floor'
Tell me the lamest joke you know: 5/28/2017 18:51:46


Emperor Justinian
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What did the ghost say to the bee? Boo-bee!
Tell me the lamest joke you know: 5/28/2017 19:02:58


OnlyThePie
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Feminism
Tell me the lamest joke you know: 5/28/2017 19:19:14


Japanball
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What's the different between a hippo and a zippo?
One's heavy (like Semice), the other's a little lighter
Tell me the lamest joke you know: 5/28/2017 19:29:42


Emperor Justinian
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Felenism and Feminism.
Tell me the lamest joke you know: 5/28/2017 19:31:23


Belgian Gentleman 
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the one who tells that joke is more lamer telling the joke than the joke itself
Tell me the lamest joke you know: 5/28/2017 19:32:50


Eklipse
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Belgian Gentleman
Tell me the lamest joke you know: 5/28/2017 19:41:05


Belgian Gentleman 
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well that's just lame ! But , want to know something more broken that beats it?

Your life!
Tell me the lamest joke you know: 5/28/2017 20:16:42


Eklipse
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Which one? I have multiple lives.
Tell me the lamest joke you know: 5/28/2017 20:22:07


Emperor Justinian
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Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long!
Tell me the lamest joke you know: 5/28/2017 21:00:18


Emperor Justinian
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^^The next one is always worse then the last.
Tell me the lamest joke you know: 5/29/2017 05:49:18


Japanball
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Christianity

Chuck Norris

Conservatism

Taggy
Tell me the lamest joke you know: 5/29/2017 12:40:28

DanWL 
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People who ignore or deny the truth.

Edit: 'Wally's' 'Make Warlight Great Again' script. @Wally, if you read this, PM me instead of posting here. Don't want spam on this thread...

Edited 5/29/2017 12:45:23
Tell me the lamest joke you know: 5/29/2017 15:19:45


Belgian Gentleman 
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@Japanball, @DanWL and @OnlyThePie I'm getting uppity about this. People clicked on this page to read jokes, and you are not giving them. Stay with the subject!



How's the king of Congo called?
King Kong

What makes 9 out of 10 people happy?
gang rape

What color does a mailbox have inside?
infra-red

Fresh and original lame jokes from mr. Flanderson
Tell me the lamest joke you know: 5/29/2017 17:07:15

DanWL 
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@Belgian Gentleman this better?

Dear Parents, I am fully aware that "money doesn't grow on trees". That is why I'm asking you for it.

What do you say when you weren't expecting a bridge to be there?...






Tell me the lamest joke you know: 5/29/2017 18:18:52


Belgian Gentleman 
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DanWL has won the thread
Tell me the lamest joke you know: 5/29/2017 18:26:40


Japanball
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Harry: Why are you leaving
Remus: Sexual acts with another teacher
Harry: You fucking Sirius?
Remus: Snape, actually
Tell me the lamest joke you know: 5/29/2017 19:50:44


Zephyrum 
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This turned into a roastfest as fast as I predicted, but got back on thread even faster xD
Tell me the lamest joke you know: 5/29/2017 21:03:16


Clint Eastwood 
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A friend and I were making geography puns one time, and when I messed up, I said "Welsh it." In case you find that amusing. Apart from that, all the jokes I know are inappropriate racist ones.
Tell me the lamest joke you know: 5/29/2017 21:55:07


Bart Simpson
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"Apart from that, all the jokes I know are inappropriate racist ones."

I didn't expect anything else from you, Robin. Not to mention that you just admitted that you're racist.
Tell me the lamest joke you know: 5/29/2017 22:13:30


psykkoman
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Two sperm cells are swimming and one ask the other:
"When we will enter Fallopian tube?"
"Calm down buddy, we approach tonsils so far."

It is black and knocks on glass. What is it?
A child in microwawe.

There are two bears walking, the one is blue and the other is turning right.

Why birds fly to the south?
It is quite far on foot.

It is behind fence and it cannot be thrown over. What is it?
The Unoverthrowable Behindfencer.

Edited 5/29/2017 22:23:47
Tell me the lamest joke you know: 5/29/2017 23:04:48


Clint Eastwood 
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Not to mention that you just admitted that you're racist.

Jesus Christ, you just have to attack me for something. If I were racist, I would have told the jokes. But since I'm not racist, I didn't tell them. It's not my fault that the people around me tell them and thus I know them. So stay the hell on topic.
And stop calling me Robin.

Edited 5/29/2017 23:05:44
Tell me the lamest joke you know: 5/30/2017 10:21:19


Emperor Justinian
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Why were there only 2000 Mexicans at the Alamo?
Because they only had 2 vans.
Tell me the lamest joke you know: 5/30/2017 10:23:45


Japanball
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On the subject of racism, the Simpsons is pretty racist. The only race they get accurately is Chinese
Tell me the lamest joke you know: 6/2/2017 05:44:05


Clint Eastwood 
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What do you call a black man who flies a plane?














A pilot.
Tell me the lamest joke you know: 6/2/2017 06:07:04


Darth Darth Binks
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I went to a seafood disco. I pulled a muscle.
Tell me the lamest joke you know: 6/2/2017 06:46:04


Clint Eastwood 
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Ask me if I'm a tree.
Tell me the lamest joke you know: 6/2/2017 08:23:58


Japanball
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Are you an Australian?
Tell me the lamest joke you know: 6/2/2017 08:23:59


Japanball
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Are you an Australian?
Tell me the lamest joke you know: 6/2/2017 10:32:13


Castle Bravo
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Non-whites are subhuman
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