True

If you were given 1,000,000,000 Euros to live with Tabby for 5 years, would you do it?

Yes, if I was able to do whatever I wanted.


If you were given 1 euro would you kill Tabby?

Edited 4/9/2017 06:18:59

No, I wouldn't want to go to jail for an idiot


If you were given the ability to become a genius, but you had to stay in a research lab for the rest of your life, would you do it?

No. It'd be nice to be the next Einstein and all, but not at all worth it if you had to live out the rest of your days in a lab.

Do you think Mother Theresa is hot?

Edited 4/9/2017 19:57:29

yes

https://youtu.be/NV-cTFIis1M

Would you let this happen to you, if someone offers you whatever you want?

I don't know, that crashed my computers

Do dogs exist?

Yes

Have dogs been deleted?

No

If you had the ability to time travel but had to give blueprints of modern weaponry to Soviets, would you accept?

Yes.

Would you let someone own you on a temporary basis each week if they gave you all the money you'd ever want?

No

If you had the ability to time travel but had to give abortion pills to Taggy's parents, would you accept?

No

If you had the chance to kill Karl Marx but in return you HAD to be the new Karl Marx, would you accept?

Nope.

Do you consider yourself as a good person?

Yes

If you had to have a gangbang with Hitler, Stalin and Mao or all of your friends and family would die, would you accept?

Yes, but I'd have a bomb strapped to my chest and blow us all up as soon as I got the chance. Not even because of who they are, just simply because I wouldn't want to live after that.

Would you cut off your own leg for 1,000,000 USD?

Edited 4/9/2017 17:20:04

Of course. off your own leg is my mortal enemy and I'd happily cut him

Are you blue

Blue as in skin color? I'm half white and half Native American, so people call me pink. So no. Blue as in sad? Most of the time, yeah.

Are you blue?

I'm blue, da ba dee da ba da da ba dee da ba da da ba dee da ba da da ba dee da ba da da ba dee da ba da da ba dee da ba da da ba dee da ba da

If you have a girlfriend, is she so blue?

Edited 4/9/2017 17:55:03

Bluer than a kid who won't listen to his drunk father.

Are you straight?

Edited 4/9/2017 19:55:58

No

Is the Earth flat?

No, but Kansas sure as hell is.

Do you have slightly cheesy tomato soup for blood?

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