...you little wanker...Yeah, I'm talking riiight you. You know I'm talking to you.

probably this is the most real pic of your gf :))

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probably more like:



Any resemblance to warlight players, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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what the fuck is this, readers' wives?

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your gf is anonymous still...

she's not anonymous.. i think she's sick.. maybe even drugged - i haven't seen a face THAT PALE in my whole life... she definitely needs to see a doctor...

Pulsey - relax - the previous post was just for laughs.. nothing personal my dear ladder mate :)

Sure I'll keep her anonymouse.

...you little wanker...Yeah, I'm talking riiight you. You know I'm talking to you.

Ready...set..go!

1. What a 2nd rate hoodlum says right before he mugs an old woman
2. Thought that crosses a snipers mind as he picks off a moving target
3. Something about a black guy in Pulp Fiction
4. What you said to your laptop last night after your gf claimed she had a headache and went to bed early...again.

Sorry that I'm not sorry about this post Anonymous :[

Jokes aside...

Did some of the players ban together and swap accounts??

Since when does Fridge troll?

And Pulsey use capital letters in his posts?

And Anonymous...well he's being his usual self...

and where's Dead Piggy when you need him? X is carrying the team...

Sorry but this goes too much far for me, i mean that i don't have the enough knowledge to understand what you meant with those 4 points :/ I admit my limits

Also, what did pulsey and gnuffone said that it has to be censured with a dot? :O

Not a dot but with a meme face.

^+1

stop choking her, she is already pale, she needs to breath!!

This is the greatest thread ever. The title evokes a competition of who has the longest penis. But when you click to discover if that is the true purpose you instead realize it is a sexist objectification of a girl. And the girl...Her only purpose on this gaming site is to serve as proof of a man's sexual prowess and skill with the opposite sex (because it has been deemed necessary to share this "proof" with us). Yet this "piece of evidence" (she is not an individual, just an object, a means to an end) has her face whitened, which brings to mind putting a bag on her head for sexually deviant purposes and fails to "show yours"). Could it be a man with his face erased? Fridge's hinting at "the proof" being a flaming Asian is not too far removed from the realm of possibility. Lastly, the postures...Is "the proof" being choked? Was it (she is an object, not an individual, so "it" suffices) drugged? The evil look on the man's face suggests something sinister or illegal is taking place. And Ra's alien face and Hauptmann's comments only add to the fun. Amazing thread.

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Dear AnonymousWanker,

I simply asked you to show evidence that you are not a virgin, as you were so anxious to tell the world that you are not one. Why are you acting like a martyr?

I never promised to disclose any of my personal information to you and I am not going to do so. Don't take it personally, but what some AnonymousWanker thinks about me does not matter.

You have, after days of filling the forums with hot air, managed to produce a picture of you with some person that probably is a woman. She might be your ex-girlfriend. She might have had sex with you. Or she might not.

One cannot really see from the picture if she is as good-looking as you claim her to be. But still, I congratulate you on showing proof that you maybe are not, after all, a virgin. Now you can be at peace with yourself :)

Sincerely, the Great Pulsius

Lastly, the postures...Is "the proof" being choked? Was it (she is an object, not an individual, so "it" suffices) drugged? The evil look on the man's face suggests something sinister or illegal is taking place.

Don't overlook the composition. The low, unnatural light and Dutch tilt really add to this feeling.

Ahaha what a bunch of nerds :( Being chocked? You have some serious mental diseas my friends... If i remove the censure you would that she's not chocked. I hope you were all joking...otherwise i advice a good psycotherapist there.


Said that, pulsius should just gtfo now. You were doomed , you have always been the clown of these forums and now, typing 3 lines in an more than great english won't make you a serious persone. Get back to the child you always have been. Be more original! (i'm referring to the wanker thing started by me), wank less (as your hand is on fire) and play more.

You CAN'T talk about hot air, because the difference between me and you is that you have always been an idiotic troll with multiaccounts and multipersonalities while I'm playing a role, a character. I can be whoever i want on the internet. I can show you everything. I can make you belive i'm a gigolo or a virgin, a drug seller or shy student and i can play with your opinion and feels about this as i want. That's the internet. But you...you are just as you showed us. Ask myhandisonfire, fridge and other of my usual 3v3 play mates what we were talking about... with serios people you can get over serious arguments that you coldn't even concieve and also joke troll and mess around. With people like you, the only communication channel is trolling. As I don't expect any much more from you (and some others) i'll keep this way.

Qi: your description is very similar to something that the " chavalier du femmes", the blogger with his real face on the profile picture (i can't remember his name!) would have said ahaha This relates to the previous post too, you may think that's an objectification, it's just to cover her privacy plus she have been one of the most important person in my life. A pic can't speak all the truth.