In the old Osman Turkey, an upper class Turk generally knew these three tongues: Farsi, Turkish, and Arabish. Arabish was for dealing with faith, and Turkish was for everyday life, but what was Farsi spoken for?
Call me Ishmael. Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off - then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me.
What I love is how Trump will be scandal-proof thanks to this.
As long as the media cries wolf at the slightest hunch of Trump doing something bad, any actual reports of what he's doing will be ignored by the public because its "just the news saying stuff with no evidence"
Even CNN knew when to be credible, and didn't push the goldenshowergate stories.
Also, who leaks critical information about the president being a political puppet to Buzzfeed before anyone else? After all, we know what a credible, respected, and reliable news outlet Buzzfeed is.