2013. An era of peace and prosperity for the Icelandic Turtles. There have been few wars, our clan membership has grown to 25 people, and the fascistic "elite" requirements have been done away with. It seemed as though this golden age would continue forever...
2014. Disaster strikes. I, Ostensibly Crustacean Dolphin, formerly known as Socially Aggressive Dolphin, am managing my clan as usual, only to find that Mudkipz, formerly known as CanadianPepsi, has defected and joined the United Nations clan. Not only that, but I also return to the forums, to see it has devolved into a state of anarchy, with the United Nations clan trolling on the forums and exerting unacceptable behavior. This calls for WAR! WAR is the only way to solve our problems!!
Oh, leader of United Nations, Maximiliano! I charge thee, bring your 8 best men to fight our 8 best men in a Strategic 1v1 Round Robin. The clan with superior results WINS.
How have we trolled, you must only hear the one sided stories and rumors spread by haters? And were not in anarchy either, quite stable actually. Anyways, were a roleplay clan, so I don't see the need to 1v1 you. There are many other roleplay clans if you're interested in targeting the non-competitive players. What's your beef with Mudkipz? he was a good roleplayer and passed the qualifications. If you want, you can invite me to a 1v1, but I doubt a roleplay clan is going to be interested in such competitive gameplay.
First off, I want to thank everyone for their "support" for our clan in these hard times. Second off, who let this "mudkipz" guy in, as far as I am concerned, he has been completely inactive on the clan forums.
We need to stop recruiting random people off the "streets" of warlight and look for skilled players. We are sorry, oh so great ostensibly crustacean dolphin for 'disturbing' the sacred forums, in whatever way you will accuse us though we haven't done. But we are a role playing clan, so I wouldn't doubt 1/4 of our players have bad strategy. But we can still have this tournament, if our leader agrees.
max said that HE would 1v1 but not a clan war necessarily. we dont really care about how good you are at WL as long as you role play well. i would do it but i stink so it probably would not be a fair fight.