Surely if God was a boy he would have made sperm taste like strawberry syrup?
Also just for the record God is both female and male. When he made "male and female" he made them as two distinct aspects of himself, we refer to God as a him because we are supposed to develop a fatherly understanding of our relationship with him, but he is just as much female as male and you can see that in other aspects of his character. Hope that helps :)
Genesis 1:27 So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them.
You can see here that the "image of God" is a "them" both "male and female"
Further to that, in marriage you see that male and female come together as "one flesh" this is actually a symbol of that relationship demonstrating God as a whole. Obviously I'm talking about the ideal here, God's original plan, we're living in the world after the fall, so things have become skewed.
