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Guess how well the above persons Christmas went.: 12/26/2016 05:22:22


Empire of Kilos
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Well Christmas is officially over, so why not make a forum game about it? Take a wild guess about how well the above persons Christmas went. The answers should be juicy.

Edited 12/26/2016 05:22:45
Guess how well the above persons Christmas went.: 12/26/2016 05:59:16


[REGL] Pooh 
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Empire of Kilos woke up to shovel snow from the drive before opening presents, but realized that he lived in Florida, decided to pick a coconut off a tree and have a Pina Colada out of the hollowed out coconut, and had a wonderful Christmas because of baby Jesus and warm weather.
Guess how well the above persons Christmas went.: 12/26/2016 06:19:50

Shredtail2 
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Had a good time with family in the morning, good breakfast, then went outside and looked at the nice weather there in Illinois. Overall had a pretty great one.
Guess how well the above persons Christmas went.: 12/26/2016 06:33:32


Japanball
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Realised they pandiculated like Chewbacca watching porn
@supergamerzchannel I still think cats>dogs
Also flaws:
A month prior to Christmas, Prince of Felidia, the excentric and kind japanese wannabe living in London, booked the best table in the best restaurant for a romantic meal with his crush. Upon waking up on the big day, he took a long shower and dressed up appropriately for the event. He drove to his lover's home by car and, after meeting up, the two of them had a walk under the Christmas lights and peaceful snowflakes on their way to the restaurant. After a delicious meal, Prince of Felidia presented a Japanball plushy to his lover. He/she had a similar idea as she/he revealed a cat plushy which was somehow reminiscent of Tabby...
1) DON'T CALL ME THAT!
2) You spelt eccentric wrong. Excentric would be pronounced ecsssentric.
3) I. AM. NOT. KIND!
4) I AM NOT A FILTHY WEABOO!
5) I do not live in London.
6) I can't be bothered to get a crush.
7) I didn't wake up on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day.
8) I am not a shower person.
9) I am too young to drive.
10) Nobody loves me. They are to busy fearing me or calling me a girl.
11) SNOWFLAKES ARE WARMONGERS
12) No meal is truly delicious
13) Tabby is decent, but nobody knows what it looks like

Edited 12/26/2016 16:11:10
Guess how well the above persons Christmas went.: 12/26/2016 06:47:57


SuperGamerz 
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Had a disheartening realization that dogs > cats.
Guess how well the above persons Christmas went.: 12/26/2016 07:01:48


ZeroBlindDragon
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To [FEL] The Prince of Felidia

(Note: In Japan, Christmas in known as more of a time to spread happiness rather than a religious celebration as there aren't many Christians there. Christmas eve is often celebrated more than Christmas Day. Christmas eve is thought of as a romantic day, in which couples spend together and exchange presents. In many ways it resembles Valentine's Day celebrations in the UK and the USA. I'm surprised I learned something thanks to Warlight's Off-topic forum!)

A month prior to Christmas, Prince of Felidia, the excentric and kind japanese wannabe living in London, booked the best table in the best restaurant for a romantic meal with his crush. Upon waking up on the big day, he took a long shower and dressed up appropriately for the event. He drove to his lover's home by car and, after meeting up, the two of them had a walk under the Christmas lights and peaceful snowflakes on their way to the restaurant. After a delicious meal, Prince of Felidia presented a Japanball plushy to his lover. He/she had a similar idea as she/he revealed a cat plushy which was somehow reminiscent of Tabby...


Edit: Got ninja'd by Supergamerz

To Supergamerz

Supergamerz woke up and he had only one thing on his mind: to spend the whole day streaming his passion, Warlight, with his lovely friends. He was laughing, learning new strategies and made two new friends! Time flew by so fast it was already almost midnight. Supergamerz, exhausted, shut down his computer and laid down in his bed, relaxing. It looks like there was a sexy gay male standing by his side in his bed.

Edited 12/26/2016 07:08:04
Guess how well the above persons Christmas went.: 12/26/2016 07:06:08


Cata Cauda
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Judging by your profile picture, you went full Deus vult and planned a journey to Jerusalem to bring justice to the infidels, only to realise you were rejected by Israeli officials due to your past tries to seduce Jewish little girl in your neighborhood.
Instead you shot Latinos crossing the Mexican border with your makeship shotgun chambered with used condoms you used for masturbating wrapped around stones, while shouting Spanish phrases you learn on Google.
You spent a day in prison in Chihuahua for crossing the border.


(Edit: Got ninja'd by the gay dragon. That was addressed to Supergamerzchannel.)

Edited 12/26/2016 07:07:06
Guess how well the above persons Christmas went.: 12/26/2016 13:43:06


DomCobb
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You realized that Australia is more relevant than Austria.
Guess how well the above persons Christmas went.: 12/26/2016 13:53:38


Belgian Gentleman 
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You realized during that Christmas day that you made nobody laugh. Not even a little grin. You couldn't have had better puns yesterday. The only thing you had were low puns, so low that they were located below the sea level and were sinking. The depression really struck DomCobb, so that the next day he would desperately try again on the forums, trying to write edgy comments about Cata.
Guess how well the above persons Christmas went.: 12/26/2016 15:30:03


Darth Darth Binks
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He woke up to no hangover, for he stopped drinking Christmas Eve to drink a lot on Christmas with his friends/family, while making fun of Walloons.
Guess how well the above persons Christmas went.: 12/26/2016 15:47:00


DomCobb
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You realized that Christmas Day deserves the best of your soberness, and decided to "mildly" drink the night away. When you awoke, you saw an awful pun. This particular pun was so bad that you decided to take this idiot down. Your plan was simple: attack his self-esteem and switch writing perspectives mid response for no logical reason. Of course, the random writing perspective change drew attention away from the pun and more to your "writing style."
(got ninja'd.)
To Darth:
You awoke on Christmas Day to the rambunctious celebration of the Amish of their emperor Donald J. Trump. You immediately realized that you would have to deal with this, along with moronic halfwits on the internet for today. With this realization, you shrugged it off and watched the world burn.

Edited 12/26/2016 15:51:04
Guess how well the above persons Christmas went.: 12/26/2016 16:06:08


haripota
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The santa kidnapped you a day before christmas and put into punishment cave, so you didn't have christmas.
Guess how well the above persons Christmas went.: 12/26/2016 16:19:24


Japanball
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You ate your crap
Guess how well the above persons Christmas went.: 12/26/2016 19:38:13


TOTSEan
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an autist so probably terrible
Guess how well the above persons Christmas went.: 12/26/2016 19:43:53


OxTheAutist 
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Woke up alone, like most other days. The members of his family that hadn't disassociated themselves with him sent him a couple of presents, which he opened without much thought. The ones that didn't have immediate value were thrown in the bin.

He then proceeded to try and cover up for his withering life by verbally attacking people online. Realistically, it was just like any other day, except everyone else was doing something different.
Guess how well the above persons Christmas went.: 12/26/2016 19:44:33


TOTSEan
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10/10 accuracy
Guess how well the above persons Christmas went.: 12/27/2016 02:02:38

Shredtail2 
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Abandon all hope, all ye who enter this thread. Turn back.
Guess how well the above persons Christmas went.: 12/27/2016 03:43:36


Empire of Kilos
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Shredtails Texan, so his Christmas probably consisted of Guns, Beer, stupid stunts, and using shady tactic's to get the rights to the land nearby me to build some shitty Mc Mansions and a couple Apartment Complexes, thus ruining my beautiful view of the local River, the field I used to play in as a child, and the forest that made me feel like a true outdoorsman all in one go.




Seriously, fuck you Texas.
Guess how well the above persons Christmas went.: 12/27/2016 16:00:40


Major General Smedley Butler
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Staying salty over development of local land, and plotting with inbred relatives on how to reestablish the confederacy.
Guess how well the above persons Christmas went.: 12/27/2016 17:28:07


BUFFALO
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Stayed up all night with a shotgun in hand, sitting in his leather chair in complete darkness. Finally, when that fat bastard broke the NAP by breaking and entering, Santa was no more than a pile of pulp.
Guess how well the above persons Christmas went.: 12/27/2016 17:28:47


Japanball
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Killed a black guy
Guess how well the above persons Christmas went.: 12/28/2016 05:09:31


TOTSEan
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spent time with family members that pity him because of his lack of friends and other problems caused by his tism.
Guess how well the above persons Christmas went.: 12/28/2016 12:53:19


Japanball
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Flaws:
spent time with family members that pity him because of his lack of friends and other problems caused by his tism.
1) Capitalise spelt. It is the start of a sentence.
2) My family doesn't pity me.
3) You spelt autism wrong.
Guess how well the above persons Christmas went.: 12/28/2016 15:23:06


haripota
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Thought about poo in his free time and thinks other people eat it.
Guess how well the above persons Christmas went.: 12/28/2016 15:40:17


Japanball
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Flaws:
1)I would never do that.
2)No, I don't. Copric matter makes me want to emetise.
3)Bonus flaw for stupidity.
Guess how well the above persons Christmas went.: 12/28/2016 16:30:30


Von Jewburg
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The Prince of Felidia spent his Christmas arguing with Tabby
Guess how well the above persons Christmas went.: 12/28/2016 16:31:53


Japanball
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1) DON'T CALL ME THAT!
2) Do you mean Taggy?
Guess how well the above persons Christmas went.: 12/28/2016 20:29:32


haripota
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Your parents didn't buy thee a dictianary, ee?
Guess how well the above persons Christmas went.: 12/29/2016 16:04:49


Japanball
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What's a dictianary
Guess how well the above persons Christmas went.: 12/29/2016 16:09:21


haripota
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Don't ask stapid questions
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