How to Play:

1) Log into your facebook account

2) Go to your friends tab

3) Click on Find Friends

4) Scroll though about 100 names to find:
A) The person with the highest number of mutual friends that you don't know.
B) The person with the highest number of mutual friends that you do know, but purposefully are not facebook friends with them.

5) Post in the Forum:
A) The answer of 4A, and
B) The answer of 4B, and a reason why you haven't taken that leap of friendship with that person.

Edited 11/29/2016 19:49:07

A) 25

B) 23, I knew her husband, and she's a recent widow, think it would be kinda weird to hit her up on Facebook.

EDIT:

New B I just found while scrolling through:

34: Bit of an asshole that told me I was committing a mortal sin by taking communion in a Catholic church b/c I am Protestant.

Edited 11/29/2016 19:48:32

34: Bit of an asshole that told me I was committing a mortal sin by taking communion in a Catholic church b/c I am Protestant.

taking communion in a Catholic church b/c I am Protestant.

b/c I am Protestant.

Protestant



Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

A) 8

B) 26, was a psychologist that worked on the high school I used to go to last year. She's a stalking creeper, knows of my facebook account, I just avoided all forms of eye contact with her all the time until the end of my high school life.

Thanks to some of my friends' terrible habit of adding employees and teahcers of the high school they have been in, I have like ~10 or so people with 20+ mutual friends from that. One of them (was my geography teacher) had FIVE ACCOUNTS. FIVE! All of them names "[First name] [Last name] [Roman numeral indicating what account that was]". I have no idea why. And most had ALL five of them added.

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EDIT: For B), I kept scrolling past 100 out of curiosity (damn I'm bored...) and found one with a whopping 32 mutual friends with me. Uh, she was the midterm between a hipster and a cheap stripper, went to the same high school mentioned several times above. Through shady connections I managed to get a hold of a nude picture of her where her face was slightly visible. The last memory I have of her, a couple days before I did my last test and left high school for good and I decided I was going eye for an eye on her my high school experience a good bit worse and I actually sent that to someone she claimed to have a crush on from her BFF's phone after claiming I wanted it to "check something on the school website, since my phone won't connect". ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Edited 11/29/2016 20:11:07

... for the record I have 243 friends on Facebook

A) 122
B) 108

ah this is bad. Isn't it?

4A) The worst part is that I've discovered that this stranger lives in my own hometown which is a community home to around 500 people. I've never met this girl personally but I think I can remember some people mentioning her by name. She's one year younger than me , probably would live in a 5km radius from my house and I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW HER
4B) I never add friends on Facebook. I'm ashamed when they see my current profile picture next to it which is devastatingly ugly. Besides I don't use Facebook either. I guess you could say I'm an antisocial and I'm depressive all the time. drink the bleach already.

So 1/2 of my friends on social media are befriended with someone I don't know. This proves I'm nothing more than a creep, an introvert and an alcoholic and all my Facebook friends are the opposite of my personality. I don't think I belong there. I should be a lot more open and go out... but I'm weak and easily... addicted. If only .. I.. could go back in time and put my life back on trails on moments where I miserably failed. I mean I could've had a girlfriend 3 years ago if weren't the passive asshole that kept ignoring her even though the love was mutual... and although she may have stalked me in the end.. I did waste all oppurtunities. nothing's more powerful than the life you waste.. on a desperate tone can someone reccommend me that crazy Brazilian psychologist, for real?

Edited 11/29/2016 20:41:14

A) 33 (42 if you include recognising the person but not personally knowing them).
B) 31, not contacted that person for like 8 years and it would be strange to add him now rather than when I knew him more. He's one of my neighbours, so there shouldn't really be a need to add him.

Edited 11/29/2016 21:34:17

I mean I could've had a girlfriend 3 years ago if weren't the passive asshole that kept ignoring her even though the love was mutual... and although she may have stalked me in the end.. I did waste all oppurtunities.

Grab her by the pussy.

A) 45
B) 36, I don't add people on Facebook, unless I know them well. I'm anti-social like Belgian, although ironically I play sport

I haven't used facebook in like 5 years, (so yes when i was like 14) but whatever.

A. 15

B. My little Sister ... cus

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passive asshole

no you probably just get super nervous whenever you are around her. (or at least that's what happens to me)

Edited 11/29/2016 22:24:46

A. 0

B. 0

Facebook never really appealed to me. I only made it to be able to sign into some games.

Lets get some more numbers!

Been to 3 schools from primary to secondary graduation, so fairly large amount of (facebook) friends.

A) 149
B) 135

Most likely there is someone with more, I only scrolled through for 1 minute or so.

Recently made an effort to start only adding people I actually know well, so haven't accepted recent requests from kids in previous schools. Nothing controversial.

Though I'v unfriended 4 or 5 people I know in the past, especially the political ones. I had one SJW who kept sharing anti-Trump political posts from Vox, it got annoying.

Edited 12/1/2016 16:03:33