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How To Pirate (Correctly): 11/3/2016 00:48:30


Lubbock
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http://www.utorrent.com/intl/en/

Download utorrent. Install.

Then go here:

https://thepiratebay.org/

if you want video games/mainstream movies/books/etc, piratebay was, is, and will be your best bet.

If you want anime:

nyaa.se

But always check Pirate Bay first, cause 80% of everyone on NYAA is addicted to 1080p Blue-ray Disc with absurdly huge file sizes. So go to Pirate Bay first.

Some quick safety rules:

1). If a movie is 5 MB and is an exe file, don't click it. Use your brain r-tard.

2). Don't download things that aren't even in theaters yet. 99% of the time those videos will be encoded with passwords that will send you to a site to get the password that has 50 f'ing pop-up adds and requires you to complete a dozen "offers".

3). Don't be paranoid. You're not going to get a virus pirating if your IQ is above 105.
You're actually more likely to get a virus on Forbes (which no requires you to turn off adblocker) than you are pirating stuff.

Edited 11/3/2016 00:49:47
How To Pirate (Correctly): 11/3/2016 01:19:33


DomCobb
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Wrong.
1) Get a boat.
2) Go to Somalia.
3) Use your imagination.
4) Repeat Step 3

All jokes aside, this is a very good guide.
How To Pirate (Correctly): 11/3/2016 02:14:17


Nex
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Wrong.
1) Get a boat.
2) Go to Somalia.
3) Use your imagination.
4) Repeat Step


Arr!
How To Pirate (Correctly): 11/3/2016 03:31:11

Nauzhror 
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You forgot the "use a fucking VPN" step.

Seriously. ISP's are taking it far more seriously than they did years ago. Even piratebay itself has banners up telling people to not download any torrents without a VPN.
How To Pirate (Correctly): 11/3/2016 04:06:00


Lubbock
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@Nauzhror

You do realized- shock of shocks- that that is a paid advertisement, right?
How To Pirate (Correctly): 11/3/2016 04:36:43


Zephyrum
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Cobb wins the thread.
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