I just now realised it...for those who don't know, Islam officially ended on September 2. It's lifetime has come to a sudden stop.
Islam was born, not when God revealed his word to Muhammad, but when a baby was born in Samarkand.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-37257537https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/sep/02/uzbekistan-president-islam-karimov-critical-condition-government-confirmsOn a like topic, here's what we'd be losing if he lost other politic leaders:
Barack Obama. Barack comes from the Hebrew word for lightning. Lightning kills something like 2000 folk each year, brings about electric problems, and brings about fires so while I am awed by it, I rather want it to go. He needs to go.
Abe Shinzō (Japan's leader). Shinzō in Japanese means heart. Eh, heart attacks kill very many each year. I took out my own heart so that I wouldn't risk one of my own organs betraying me in such a way. But I then fainted a few seconds later and had to get it put back in so...keep, I guess.
Theresa May (Britain's leader). Well, the name Theresa roots back to a Greek island that was known as "Thira". Today, it's known as Santorini, and it's a small island of 90 km^2. It might be Atlantis in Greek myth. Besides being unbearably hot there, though, it's as well home to a volcano, which ~3600 years ago made a colossal explosion. It might have been the downfall of the Minoan civilisation on Kriti through a great tsunami it brought about. So, uh, she's named after an island that made genocide out of Kritans...she needs to go.
Ban Kimoon (Banded Folks' leader). Uh, some folk do need to get banned. Some folk don't. So I'm mostly for. You can stay, Ban Kimoon.
