Recently, my cat and I have been talking and I told him everything about a weird felidae-obsession which is happening on warlight. He didn't know what I am talking about, after all I saw a sparkle of understanding in his eyes.

He explained everything to me. He said that in his young days he met a cat-shaman. The shaman told him that he used to be a human, but an ancient bacteria, which is though to be brought from egyptian pyramids has infected him.

This affected his brain and genome. It started with having a strong feeling for cats, associating with felidae and thinking about them. This always develops into a cat-obsession.

The last step in this illness is, you hide from everybody, fine an appropriate place and then fall asleep. After several weeks spent in human pupa/chrysalis you wake up as a cat. And at this point, you will remain cat forever.

(After telling him the details, he told me the first one to turn into a felidae will be Chatul)

Meow!

I have a cool cat fur coat.

tabby, stop making me agree with karl. it doesn't feel right ;_;

Karl drools

On the internet, nobody knows you're a cat.

On the internet, no one cares.

When Karl tells someone he needs therapy and I agree with him, some weird shit is going on.

When I agree with someone on the internet, some weird shit is going on.

ROFL story keep it up

Edited 8/28/2016 10:51:44