BREAKING NEWS: ISIS Declares War on Tuvalu

In an astounding and surprising move, ISIS has declared war on the independent island-nation of Tuvalu. A statement came earlier this minute that announced ISIS' declaration of Jihad on the island-nation.

The Prime Minister has this to say:

"I have come to announce the mobilization of the Tuvaluan Army and Navy and our assistance of the Anti-ISIS Coalition. We shall deploy 3 naked men armed with pointy sticks on a canoe and they will set sail tomorrow to Kuwait."

Many observers in the International Community have said that Tuvalu shall be of help as donkey completely dependent on cocaine tasked with carrying a mouse to Siberia from New York on a raft.

Smoking crack again?

I don't think the miuslom thing is the much problem, although I have alerted tge authoritiessss to another threat.

Edited 5/25/2016 15:45:02

u wouldn't want grrrrandpa's here to start geetttting out their shotttguns.

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Edited 5/25/2016 19:14:26