Like really, they whine; they drink wine and then whine. They smoke and surrender. There is nothing good about a Frenchman.
Please help me out, I need to do a 4000 word essay on France. Thanks in advance.

you are pathetic

Well they are good mimes i guess

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Serious answers only please. I don't want people trolling my thread.

Germany in particular has bad blood with France. France and Italy fought each other in medieval times. France and Spain once almost united but then the Spanish succession war happened. France is friends with Great Britain. France is good with benelux.

Easy you can do 2000 words on how the British beat the French many many times.

100 worda on how the French cut each others heads off (decapatating Frenchies is fairly hot if you ask me) and other parts of there irrelevant but humorous history.

100 words on the all around shit food manners and architecture.

200 words on how they were pussys in WW1 and built holes to hide in.

1600 words on how fast the French cowards ran with there tails between there legs in WW2

Then as a bonus you can include a few statements from people about how they hate the French that should give you a but of wiggle room in your word count as this section should be many thousands of words.

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French philosophers paid a lot to modern government ideas. France and America have an unspoken bond.

Thanks Blackjack, the more you know.